Batman v.s The Thing
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DIESEL_33
Lets here what yall have 2 say????
JOE NUNEZ
please dont make me laugh.this is a joke one punch from thing that could fight for days would end bats life, if bane gives him trouble imagine what thing would do .
Darth Kal-El
Without prep, Thing knocks him out in one punch. If Batman were to have enough prep, i suppose he could go into the same storm that the FF went into and get himself superpowered.
AJ4LIFE
he woould use surrounds to advantage like make him hit elctrical wires etc possibiltys are endless
grey fox
Bat's get's a beating . Gas has no effect , bat-a-rangs bounce harmlessly off of things rocky hide . A single punch takes out bat's
AJ4LIFE
why do u dislike bats so much every thread ive seen u on with bats in u vote for other person HE WOULD USE SURROUNDINGS
ALEMASTER
i would say batman
batmans batterangs have dynamite in a few of them also hes got his battle armour and batman would use his surrondings to his advantage thibg wouldn't know wat hit him till it was to late.
it would take a while but batman would beat him
grey fox
Originally posted by ALEMASTER
i would say batman
batmans batterangs have dynamite in a few of them also hes got his battle armour and batman would use his surrondings to his advantage thibg wouldn't know wat hit him till it was to late.
it would take a while but batman would beat him
Dynamite does nothing , things taken bigger explosions then that and survived. Bruce's battle suit isn't allowed , that would be prep
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who?-kid
I know lots of things that Thing can do to Batman. But what's Batman gonna do to hurt Thing ? Use... pressure points ? Use the mighty Batkick ? Use the touch of death ?
grey fox
Originally posted by who?-kid
I know lots of things that Thing can do to Batman. But what's Batman gonna do to hurt Thing ? Use... pressure points ? Use the mighty Batkick ? Use the touch of death ?
Bah , the batkick has nothing on things heart. He has more heart then captain planet , hulk hogan and bruce campbell combined.
WrathfulDwarf
Sonic grenade from Batman's utility belt. Then run him over with the batmobile.
grey fox
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sonic grenade from Batman's utility belt. Then run him over with the batmobile.
Thing has no ear's , plus his ear-bones/ear drums should technically be made of the same rocky substance that makes up his skin so i doubt it would hurt.
The Batmobile hit's thing and smashes up the front , batman then has to call for the AA to pick up his car.
ExtraMision5555
batman could win this easy all he has to do is believe in himself
if we all focus our energy and believe in him too he can do this
lol
grey fox
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
batman could win this easy all he has to do is believe in himself
if we all focus our energy and believe in him too he can do this
lol
No , batman has no logical way of winning this.....
Hell, he has no illogical way of winning this match.
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by grey fox
No , batman has no logical way of winning this.....
Hell, he has no illogical way of winning this match.
jeeze is was just jokein
believing in yourself does not win a fight
lol
next time ill make the sarcasm ooze more freely
its ok tho
grey fox
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
jeeze is was just jokein
believing in yourself does not win a fight
lol
next time ill make the sarcasm ooze more freely
its ok tho
Nah , i know you were trying to make a funny , as was I .
But seriosuly batman get's curbstomped.
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by grey fox
Nah , i know you were trying to make a funny , as was I .
But seriosuly batman get's curbstomped.
LOL
i knew i missed that one too
lol.
i need to update my sarcasm radar then
lol
and yes
batman would serve as no more than an alternate color for thing (red)
grey fox
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
LOL
i knew i missed that one too
lol.
i need to update my sarcasm radar then
lol
and yes
batman would serve as no more than an alternate color for thing (red)
Indeed. Thing has taken out jobberine before, maybe they should rename thing to....
THING THE GOD KILLER !!!
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by grey fox
Indeed. Thing has taken out jobberine before, maybe they should rename thing to....
THING THE GOD KILLER !!!
LOL
i also think its funny that were talking in 2 threads
grey fox
True , one about batman getting his ass kicked the other about religion .
Scoobless
Originally posted by grey fox
True , one about batman getting his ass kicked the other about religion .
that's only one thing to half the people on KMC comic threads.....
JOE NUNEZ
street level no prep versus class 100 in jail guess who would be whos bit-h.
grey fox
Batman is the ***** while thing is the butch . Armando would have loved this thread
Scoobless
Originally posted by grey fox
Batman is the ***** while thing is the butch . Armando would have loved this thread
Armando hasn't been seen in a long time..... and i've never heard of DIESEL_33 before....... hmmmm......
AJ4LIFE
bat can take him with scary eyes
grey fox
Originally posted by Scoobless
Armando hasn't been seen in a long time..... and i've never heard of DIESEL_33 before....... hmmmm......
I can smell sock's....and their not mine......
LordFear
This is a bloodbath waiting to happen, people
BRuce would find his ass sewed to his elbows
xtero
nah Diesel, aint no armondo, hes a stragiht up Darkseid all this guys does is live, eat and sleep Darkseid.
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by LordFear
This is a bloodbath waiting to happen, people
BRuce would find his ass sewed to his elbows
i dont even think he would have elbows anymore
nothing to sow
except molecules and blood cells
DIESEL_33
Well I have arrived DIESEL_33. Now what if Bats had at least a month of pep time. Gettin ready 2 fight The Thing, but the Thing as no idea that he's gonna fight him until they meet.
grey fox
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
i dont even think he would have elbows anymore
nothing to sow
except molecules and blood cells
What about little chunks of bat-matter.
LordFear
Originally posted by grey fox
What about little chunks of bat-matter.
Lol
WELL maybe the writers will make Alfred's expert skills as a british medical officer patch him back up
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by grey fox
What about little chunks of bat-matter.
hahaha, almost spit my coffee onto the keyboard
grey fox
Originally posted by LordFear
Lol
WELL maybe the writers will make Alfred's expert skills as a british medical officer patch him back up
They would need Doctor Frankenstein to put Bruce back together after things done with him.....
ExtraMision5555
and then bruce will come back as an undead human/bat anomoly, and THEN he will destroy thing
THATS HOW BATMAN CAN WIN!!!
LordFear
Man needless to say that the Darknight has problems
marvelprince
Needless to say, the Darknight is dead. There is no way he can win this fight.
lol, bat chunks
grey fox
Originally posted by marvelprince
Needless to say, the Darknight is dead. There is no way he can win this fight.
lol, bat chunks
Bat-chunks lol
ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by DIESEL_33
Well I have arrived DIESEL_33. Now what if Bats had at least a month of pep time. Gettin ready 2 fight The Thing, but the Thing as no idea that he's gonna fight him until they meet.
the only difference in this scenario is batman has a month to give away all his money, and do everything he didnt get a chance to do, and go to church.
lifeisaglich
Interesting
If the thing does not have ears then how does he hear?
Tron
Originally posted by grey fox
Bah , the batkick has nothing on things heart. He has more heart then captain planet , hulk hogan and bruce campbell combined.
More heart than the Hulkster?!! Impossible... Brother!!
Originally posted by grey fox
Thing has no ear's , plus his ear-bones/ear drums should technically be made of the same rocky substance that makes up his skin so i doubt it would hurt.
The Batmobile hit's thing and smashes up the front , batman then has to call for the AA to pick up his car.
That's ridiculous. Batman uses Onstar.
Originally posted by grey fox
No , batman has no logical way of winning this.....
Hell, he has no illogical way of winning this match.
I wouldn't go that far. Batman's the master of illogical.
WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Tron
That's ridiculous. Batman uses Onstar.
Hahaha! Tron, you da man.
marvelprince
Onstar. Thats Batman, plans for any situation
AJ4LIFE
come on batman can wupp his butt any day of the week
grey fox
Originally posted by marvelprince
Onstar. Thats Batman, plans for any situation
Really I thought he had geiko ?
Lee-San28
it woudl be a close fight bats would have to use his brains!!! and lets not forget bat man killed superman with a criptinite arrow so any things possible. but with things indestutible rock layer i think bats would loose i mean any wepon is usless against that
batman2505
thing is to slow batman plus batman will just scare the shit out if him plus he can also take all the fantastic four and make them beg 4 mercy batman
spideycarnage
remeber when bane broke batmans back? the same thing would happen if bats tangled with thing.
lifeisaglich
Ya only if thing thought head.....and decided to release all the inmates in arkham..
capt it up
Originally posted by batman2505
thing is to slow batman plus batman will just scare the shit out if him plus he can also take all the fantastic four and make them beg 4 mercy batman
are u serous?
how is batman going to hurt thing?
thing superhuman durability would make it next to impossable for batman to hurt him. second batman even gets tapped and he KO.
did u honestly just say batman could take the whole fantastic 4
Thunderstrike
Pretty sure that Batman is f*cked.
Grimm22
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
why do u dislike bats so much every thread ive seen u on with bats in u vote for other person HE WOULD USE SURROUNDINGS
What surrondings? Whats he going to push a wall on Ben?!? Seriously thats not going to do any good.
Bats best hope here is to try to go for Ben's eyes.
TheKahn
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Pretty sure that Batman is f*cked.
yep
MrHeavySilence
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/mrheavysilence2/Thing06page08Newcopy.jpg
Man, ain't no way this castrated, sterile mofo is going to win. There's only two things that this guy does in fights: talk and get skeeted on. All Bats has to do is crack a few jokes and Thing will try to kill himself.
diabloman
thing would clobber batboy for sure
MrHeavySilence
http://img18.exs.cx/img18/5380/ff11.jpg
Look at the poor fool.
Grimm22
Originally posted by capt it up
are u serous?
how is batman going to hurt thing?
thing superhuman durability would make it next to impossable for batman to hurt him. second batman even gets tapped and he KO.
did u honestly just say batman could take the whole fantastic 4
Wow for once in history you and I are on the same side in a Thing fight Capt
Yeah, I love Bats and all, but there isnt much he can do to Ben here.
Grimm22
Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
http://img18.exs.cx/img18/5380/ff11.jpg
Look at the poor fool.
Ummm yeah Ben was weak as hell back then.
His maximum strength was around 7 tons.
No disrespect to BP, but nowadays that wouldnt happen.
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