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Imagine if Logan picked up side work as security at Crystal Lake. Full of hot young teens. Goal is to win and save as many teens as he could.


Who wins?

Logan slice and dices them.

Originally posted by lawest9
Logan slice and dices them.

If there were some three dozen hot sweaty teens, how many get out alive?

Originally posted by cdtm
If there were some three dozen hot sweaty teens, how many get out alive? You tell me.

As tough as they are, Wolverine operates on a different level.

Wolverine is a based retard comic book character who has feats like dodging bullets and lasers and in general is portrayed as among the fastest guys who isn't a speedster. Of course he wins.

Logan wins here, pretty easily.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Wolverine is a based retard comic book character who has feats like dodging bullets and lasers and in general is portrayed as among the fastest guys who isn't a speedster. Of course he wins.

i miss you

You definitely missed his birthday.

You missed mine too last year.

Because you are a moron who hasn't put his birthday info on his profile.

You expect us to be ****ing telepaths or remember your every shitpost?

Just edit your profile:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?action=editprofile

I was telling people though! Nobody cared.

stilt why dont you have cdtm on ignore like the rest of us

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Because you are a moron

You expect us to be ****ing telepaths or remember your every shitpost?

Originally posted by MrMind
stilt why dont you have cdtm on ignore like the rest of us

GM-e46xdcUo

Easy as shit for Logan

Originally posted by MrMind
stilt why dont you have cdtm on ignore like the rest of us

I do, I do.

I just can't resist sometimes and click the url to view his posts.

Grievous mistake.

And now I know my posts are read.

I need to post much, much, MUCH more often quantity over quality.

After watching Pumpkinhead for the first time last night, pretty sure he's 100% invulnerable. Only way to hurt him is by hurting the person who summoned it and is bound to it.

Originally posted by cdtm
And now I know my posts are read.

I need to post much, much, MUCH more often quantity over quality.

Well it's not like quality was your strong suit to begin with. vin

Originally posted by Delta1938
Well it's not like quality was your strong suit to begin with. vin

Good point. Focusing on my strong suites means I can pump out even more by dispensing quality entirely.


Edit: This will be the age of Aluminum Ultron.

delta pee sitting down

Originally posted by MrMind
delta pee sitting down

https://i.ibb.co/d6yTdYR/it-is-known-yes.gif

Even if I did, you guys shouldn't judge me. Just like I don't judge you two for penetrating each other with strap-ons using anatomically correct horse cock dildos.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Even if I did, you guys shouldn't judge me. Just like I don't judge you two for penetrating each other with strap-ons using anatomically correct horse cock dildos. 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by cdtm
After watching Pumpkinhead for the first time last night, pretty sure he's 100% invulnerable. Only way to hurt him is by hurting the person who summoned it and is bound to it.

It popped into my head. Wasn't there a retcon that adamantium does something to magic to explain why Wolverine was so effective against Wendigo? If so, might make it bad for Pumpkinhead.

Originally posted by cdtm
After watching Pumpkinhead for the first time last night, pretty sure he's 100% invulnerable. Only way to hurt him is by hurting the person who summoned it and is bound to it. That's a no limit fallacy. Just go by the highest durability showing to determine his level of durability.

In that case Wolverine slices through them like he was cutting bacon with a katana.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Even if I did, you guys shouldn't judge me. Just like I don't judge you two for penetrating each other with strap-ons using anatomically correct horse cock dildos.

that's awfully specific, how many horse cock dildos do you own and how much of your welfare check goes toward that?

Nah, I was unfortunate enough for Stilt to send me the videos you two made unsolicited. And the checks I get are for ramming your mom. She finally showed up to the shot when rescheduled.

Originally posted by Stoic
In that case Wolverine slices through them like he was cutting bacon with a katana.

Pumpkinhead is made of dark sorcery, it's a construct. It did not burn or pierce by bullet. Even if Wolverine could pierce it, it would not feel anything, and unless the human that is bound to it and animated it is harmed, it should not retain any damage it did take because it is merely ethereal force molded to a human host.

Odds are it reforms if Logan cuts it, while ignoring the pain and continuing to attack.

Originally posted by Delta1938
It popped into my head. Wasn't there a retcon that adamantium does something to magic to explain why Wolverine was so effective against Wendigo? If so, might make it bad for Pumpkinhead. I remember Adamantine but nothing about Adamantium.