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Ok,

What would you do if you had to face the hulk in real life?

You can only use real world weapons.

What would be your strategy?

A quick pair of K-Swiss'.

cry on the floor

Wait until he turns into banner then drop a .45 to the back of his head after I bought him a beer

Originally posted by mrichardson45
Ok,

What would you do if you had to face the hulk in real life?

You can only use real world weapons.

What would be your strategy?

Find a clean pair of pants

i would kick him in the nuts then while he is crouching from the pain i would chop his head of with a sword

i'd toss a handful of kryptonite in his face.


oh wait that's.....

thats spidey isnt, anyway i would cry on the fffloor, he would take pity on me and jump away, counting as a win me

ide get him to come in a room with every known deadly chem/germ/disease/etc. and get him angry somehow hulks bound to catch somethng and die from....iduno aids.

thats sick....but very true, id give him the runns, christ worst thing in the world, ps can hulk actually go to toilet

i would get in the fetal position, or call 911

seriously i would roll with the punches then connect with a left hook, and if that doest do it i would punch him in the jaw.

wow we have a stratijist on our hands, do u think police can stop him, or canu use 911 for army in america as well,

I'd show him the Hulk movie, he'd cry himself to death.

nice one fox, wat an entrance

I would call batman.

Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
I would call batman.

...ah yes the batkick of death.

Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
I would call batman.

Well if you're going to die you might as well take Bats down with you

oh hell no bats is the champ, he can beat anyone, oh by the way fox, hwen get time give me a new sig if dont mind, a batman one, no rush, anytime u feel like it

poison gas? hose him down with cyanide and chloroform...or use 100,000,000 gallons of that foam or gel/gunk that cops will use for riot control in the future. it was in the episode of the simpsons with the female robot cop....

if the hulk is covered in that, there is nuthin he can do since he can't get any leverage or jump...KINDA like fightin ur way out of quicksand...he'll be in the center of a foam ball

he'll eat it like homer did, it was candy floss i think

you should email the avengers and let them know about the foam ball to stop hulk.

I would but i dont know their addie, does anybody know it

I would... I would STEP ON HIS FOOT! He would cry and run away.

put on some soothing music, hed relax and turn back into banner. well that and il spread aromatic oils and anasthetics on the floor.

wow, im surprised no one thought of that sam

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
wow, im surprised no one thought of that sam

Yeaaaah.

Originally posted by samishe
I would... I would STEP ON HIS FOOT! He would cry and run away.

........

u the man sam hi 5 sam,

Originally posted by grey fox
........

What?

im still waiting 4 hi 5 sam , anyway fox u didnt think of it so there lol

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
im still waiting 4 hi 5 sam , anyway fox u didnt think of it so there lol

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

And right after that he'll punch out Jp and venom will beat TOAA......

now yor getting it fox at last

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
now yor getting it fox at last

Heh

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
im still waiting 4 hi 5 sam , anyway fox u didnt think of it so there lol

What's "4 hi 5 sam"?

i mean hi five, dont u do that in russia sheesh, i used the 4 for short duuuuuuur

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
i mean hi five, dont u do that in russia sheesh, i used the 4 for short duuuuuuur

Tell me what is it so i can tell you if i do it. May be in russian it's called somehow different.

well u put 1 hand out flat in air then u slap hands together

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
well u put 1 hand out flat in air then u slap hands together

Now i get it.

well then hi 5

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
well then hi 5
there. Glad?

both of you are pretty idiotic

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
both of you are pretty idiotic

Yep! That's true! clap

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
both of you are pretty idiotic

truer words were never spoken...fanboy, oh and yes i am happy

spam Knock it off!

Anyway, I'd ask Tony Stark if I could borrow his armor.

wat spam

and he says no i wont give it to you

nice juggernaught pics above, i live the juggernaught ***** video, can u put link with it on

I would go home and tell my big brother,superman.

so my big brother is galactus and my sister is zues

juggernaut pictures what are you talking about ?

i was being sarcastic, those pics of doomsday, are u a doomsady fanboy now

a bit

i do like him as wll, hes very cool,

I'D FIGHT WITH HIM...AND MORE THAN LIKELY I'D WIN...I KNOW FORMS OF COMBAT AND HE...DOESNT

Just exactly like I'd shoot him with a pea shooter and he'd explode into a million pieces.

I'd call Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Tron
I'd call Chuck Norris.

id stop, drop and roll.
if that didnt work, id ask him if hed let me off if i gave him a BJ

no chuck norris is hulk him self try to remember if Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into th Hulk if hulk gets angry he turns into CHUCK NORRIS

no thats stupid

Originally posted by Tron
I'd call Chuck Norris.

What's the first thing in the mind of the Hulk when he fights Chuck Norris? Chuck's foot!

Originally posted by Tron
I'd call Chuck Norris.

Best idea I've heard all day

One of these should be all it takes:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6876/chuck9mi.jpg



Interesting Chuck Norris facts: Today (march 10) is his birthday. He is 66 years old. His real name is Carlos and only changed it to Chuck after he joined the Air Force.

soo nobody else would give the hulk a BJ?

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
soo nobody else would give the hulk a BJ?

No, not voluntarily. But it isn't like you would have much of a choice in the matter either way...

would u give him a BJ for a million dollars on national TV?

Originally posted by TheKahn
Best idea I've heard all day

One of these should be all it takes:
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6876/chuck9mi.jpg



Interesting Chuck Norris facts: Today (march 10) is his birthday. He is 66 years old. His real name is Carlos and only changed it to Chuck after he joined the Air Force.

Chuck Norris is 66!? REALLY?

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
soo nobody else would give the hulk a BJ?

WHAT ARE YOU? A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING

^ If he was, would that be a problem? You think black people are evil too? By the way, DBZ fighters aren't the greatest ever. Half of the shows are them powering up and bulging. I got one word for you. Galactus.

Originally posted by batdude123
Chuck Norris is 66!? REALLY?

Not only that, did you know:

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill


http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

Holy crap he's a God!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Marcus4600
^ If he was, would that be a problem? You think black people are evil too? By the way, DBZ fighters aren't the greatest ever. Half of the shows are them powering up and bulging. I got one word for you. Galactus.

YOU MUST BE A *** ALSO...YEAH...BLACK PEOPLE ARE EVIL WITH THEIR BIG LIPS, AND BIG BUTTS, AND THEIR ABNORMALLY LONG GHETTO NAMES...AND THEIR SYNTHETIC HAIR...GALACTUS IS WEAK...IMPERIEX COULD PISS OUT A KIDNEY STONE THAT WIELDED MORE POWER THAN GALACTUS

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
YOU MUST BE A *** ALSO...YEAH...BLACK PEOPLE ARE EVIL WITH THEIR BIG LIPS, AND BIG BUTTS, AND THEIR ABNORMALLY LONG GHETTO NAMES...AND THEIR SYNTHETIC HAIR...GALACTUS IS WEAK...IMPERIEX COULD PISS OUT A KIDNEY STONE THAT WIELDED MORE POWER THAN GALACTUS

When you get banned please don't try to sneak back in. People like you give credence to argument for state sanctioned sterilization.

Whoa dude! Calm down!

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
YOU MUST BE A *** ALSO...YEAH...BLACK PEOPLE ARE EVIL WITH THEIR BIG LIPS, AND BIG BUTTS, AND THEIR ABNORMALLY LONG GHETTO NAMES...AND THEIR SYNTHETIC HAIR...GALACTUS IS WEAK...IMPERIEX COULD PISS OUT A KIDNEY STONE THAT WIELDED MORE POWER THAN GALACTUS

Why would you say something like that?!

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR...FREEDOM OF SPEECH, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT...I REALLY DONT CARE IF I GET BANNED FROM THIS DUMB AZZ FORUM...I PROVED MY POINT WHENEVER I ARGUED ANY WAY...CALM DOWN FOR WHAT...IM NOT WHITE SO I CAN SAY IT IF I WANT...HELL I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SAY IT IF I WAS WHITE...

CAUSE I CAN...YOU PEOPLE SAY STUPID SH1T ALL THE TIME...WHY WHAT ARE YOU OFFENDED?

A kitten.

No one can smash a Kitten. Not even Thanos.

O MY GOD OMNIKINETIC YOUR NOT WHITE,I WANT YOU TROWN OUT OF HERE.

AND,WHILE THE 1ST AMENDMENT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEACH,AND EXPRESSION IT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO RACIALLY PROFILE ANY CERTIAN GROUP THAT IS NOT PART OF THE AMENDMENT.

RACIAL PROFILE= HATE CRIME

think im going to email this thread to your local congress man

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
YOU MUST BE A *** ALSO...YEAH...BLACK PEOPLE ARE EVIL WITH THEIR BIG LIPS, AND BIG BUTTS, AND THEIR ABNORMALLY LONG GHETTO NAMES...AND THEIR SYNTHETIC HAIR...GALACTUS IS WEAK...IMPERIEX COULD PISS OUT A KIDNEY STONE THAT WIELDED MORE POWER THAN GALACTUS

Actually, I'm a six foot two German man who has a black sister that my parents adopted. Keep digging your grave kid, because you can't beat me in a debate, and you sure as hell can't keep your temper down. I've met a lot of black people that aren't tools like you. Also, you're biased in your Imperiex opinion, because there isn't any proof that Imperiex is more powerful than Galactus. Superman was able to engage Imperiex in combat and live. He couldn't even touch Galactus when he tried to take him on. So, so far we've realized you can't hold your own in a debate, and when you're proven wrong, you result to racial attacks and homophobic wording. So, you can't debate, and you're a bigot. I'd say that you'll be getting one of these soon, n00b:
banned

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
WHAT ARE YOU? A HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING

http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-ItsOkay.jpg

hey isnt that that guy or gay from chips.

idk, i just typed in "its okay to be gay" on google images andthat came up

Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
AND,WHILE THE 1ST AMENDMENT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEACH,AND EXPRESSION IT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO RACIALLY PROFILE ANY CERTIAN GROUP THAT IS NOT PART OF THE AMENDMENT.

IT AINT ILLEGAL...AND WHO IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO ME...I JOKE BOUT THIS STUFF ALL THE TIME...I LOVE ALL RACES, ME BEING MULTI-RACIAL MYSELF...

couldya stop with the caps. ok both of you: kiss and makeup

its to late ive already sent it to congress.

kiss and makeup, as a show of respect

Originally posted by Marcus4600
Actually, I'm a six foot two German man who has a black sister that my parents adopted. Keep digging your grave kid, because you can't beat me in a debate, and you sure as hell can't keep your temper down. I've met a lot of black people that aren't tools like you. Also, you're biased in your Imperiex opinion, because there isn't any proof that Imperiex is more powerful than Galactus. Superman was able to engage Imperiex in combat and live. He couldn't even touch Galactus when he tried to take him on. So, so far we've realized you can't hold your own in a debate, and when you're proven wrong, you result to racial attacks and homophobic wording. So, you can't debate, and you're a bigot. I'd say that you'll be getting one of these soon, n00b:
banned

WHAT I SAID HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BLACK SISTER...HELL, I HAD TO WHITE FOSTER BROTHERS AND I WAS REALLY CLOSE TO THEM...AND IT DOESNT MATTER IF I KEEP DIGGIN MY GRAVE OR NOT CAUSE NOT YOU OR NO ONE ELSE WILL PUT ME IN THERE...AND AS FAR AS MY TEMPER, ITS NOT EVEN UP...ME A TOOL, NAH...IF THEIR ISNT ANY PROOF THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT IT, SUPERMAN'S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT SO DONT DICK RIDE...

KISS HIM

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
KISS HIM

LOL...SCOOBY DOO IS NOT TIGHT...

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
LOL...SCOOBY DOO IS NOT TIGHT...

then hes loose? hey. im east coast buddy

YOU PEOPLE ARE ON THAT OTHER TYPE OF STUFF...FOR REAL...IF I DONT GET BANNED, WHICH SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY NEXT TIME DUE TO ALL THE CRY BABIES AND SENSITIVE PEOPLE HERE...LOL...

yeah,all the criminal justice majors

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
YOU PEOPLE ARE ON THAT OTHER TYPE OF STUFF...FOR REAL...IF I DONT GET BANNED, WHICH SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY NEXT TIME DUE TO ALL THE CRY BABIES AND SENSITIVE PEOPLE HERE...LOL...

i think, that you should start living as a gay man

Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
yeah,all the criminal justice majors

OOOOOO...IM TERRIFIED...A BUNCH OF OLDER GUYS WITH NO LIFE...ON A COMIC BOOK THREAD

Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
i think, that you should start living as a gay man

WHAT MADE YOU SAY THAT...ATTRACTED TO ME OR SOMETHING

I would cry. Hulk no smash baby man.

Originally posted by soleran30
Wait until he turns into banner then drop a .45 to the back of his head after I bought him a beer
He would totally turn back into Hulk and thrash you hardcore with a bullet floating in his undersized head.

Originally posted by OMNIKINETIC
WHAT MADE YOU SAY THAT...ATTRACTED TO ME OR SOMETHING

of course, im dr. phil

wat are u lot doing wen i lesft this was a nice freindly forum

im suprised this isnt closed....

Me too.

I would maybe go down. but then GodLike me would just beat him to death GodLike Me is Class 1 000 000, normal me only Class 0.1

Sounds like Godlike you would tear him limb from limb.

Yeah, but that's Godlike me at Full Power, Godlike me normal state about Class 300...

well i still think my 1st idea was best

give him a free rental pass to blockbuster, so we can watch the hulk movie together.

now thats the best idea, he will get upset and cry to death through dehiration

I'd play the violin.

Music soothes the savage beast.

Hey, it worked on "Young Frankenstein".

yes but do u know how to play

I wouldn't attack him. It would only get him more mad. I'd simply show that I have no point in tricking or attacking him, and become his friend.

I would feed him lots of curry laced with HULK-B-GONE medicine

well thats ovious but we wanted to make it interesting

What would I do? Stand there and start screaming at Hulk to leave me alone, I'd probably start crying, etc.

I'd be like
"PLEASE HULK! DONT KILL ME! IM SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID!" and I'd fall on the ground, roll around, etc. This would probably stop Hulk for a second while he watched me.

Remember, The Hulk isnt completely un-responsive, hes just alot less intelligent, he probably wouldnt kill a dude crying on the ground, or he wouldnt know what to do.

I don't know what the hell I missed this weekend, but I hope it's over now, and if not, it ends right here.

anyone else got any ideas

I'd kick his giant green a$$.

I'd offer him steak. However, if it's the ultimate verision, he'd rather eat me.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
I'd offer him steak. However, if it's the ultimate verision, he'd rather eat me.

I though he liked Tofurky?

I'd take him to Angelina Jolie's house. She can seduce anyone.

Angelina...droolio

id just tell him im his freind and im freinds with rick and betty or something easy peasy

id nuke him till he was a green stain on the ground.

like the colour of the stain in my trousers after i see him, thats right green.....

Maybe use a shitload of beta blockers with an injector rifle. Then he should revert to Banner and I would shoot him with a p90 up his ass.

Plan 1
Id get him on an island while im in a plane and fire 12 nukes at him! YAY

Plan 2
Give him a smiley sticker

Dress up as the sentry...

I'd bi*ch slap the hell out of him.

ah, i could kick his ass easily.

on second thought i woul call chuck norris.

since he's batgod's batgod.

id get batman to kick his ass thats right batman as seen in my scans i have

I'd pick up Mjolnir.

yeah right, only one man is toghe enogh to beat hulk an that is batman flash.....oops i mean batman

Run to my momma.

I'd ***** slap that motha f*cka.

Give him some Jack Daniels