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Ey guys, I just got my iPod stolen two weeks ago and I kinda make need to make some money.

I have like 60 or 70 euros already. I only need like 220 or something.

So, any tips?

Hawk your *******.

Come again. I don't comprehend what you're saying.

Selling Drugs or your body on the streets is an option that is open to anybody! Plus, you can make money pretty fast. That or you can find the f*cker that stole it and bash the living shit out of them.

Sounds reasonable.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Sounds reasonable.

I thought so. However, my suggestions aren't free. Pay up b*tch.

Dude, I'm trying save here.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, I'm trying save here.

Got to spend money to make money.

C"mon....

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
C"mon....

Hmmm....ok, but I better get some porno for this.

Porno?

Jpegs or mpegs?

You can sell your sperm, that would get you about fifty bucks in America, I think. Also, I don't know how it works over there, but here you can go around and collect people's recyclables; aluminum cans, glass bottles, etc. Then you can turn it into a recyling center and get some cash. Also, you can go to a place that buys used dvds and cds and sell off those movies and albums that you really can live without. Another thing, if you have a lawn mower, you can offer your neighbors to mow their lawns for them for some cash. Or, just dress in shoddy clothes and pan handle on a busy traffic corner.

Wow.

Thanks for the tips, TH!

The last one sounds like the most fun!

Become a superhero and get a film made about you and take 200 % of the profits.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Become a superhero and get a film made about you and take 200 % of the profits.

I don't have any superpowers though...

You could get a job?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I don't have any superpowers though...

So? That didn't stop Batman.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You could get a job?

Did I not just say I don't have super powers?!

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Did I not just say I don't have super powers?!



Of course you have super powers, m'love.

Jobs require too much time and effort.

I rather spend that time and effort doing something productive, such as constructing Yu-Gi-Oh! decks or staring at the wall.

Erm...alright then o___o

I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type.

But you get me looking through blinds

I had that as an msn name once...

Smashing!

Did you know that the Panic! guy sings in that song? Like, OMG?!

He soooo does not! shock Which part?

Panic! At the Disco are so hot ♥

Patrick sings the first "I'm sitting out dances on the wall trying to forget everything that isn't you.. and so on" then it goes around a second time and that is Brendon singing.

Listen closely, George!

Wow =O learn something new everyday...

I always listen closely! =(

Indeed, we do. Teach me something!


I'm sure you do. I just have no life, that's all.

Erm...2x2 = 4?

Aww, I'm sure you have an awesome life.

Holy crap! I tried it on my graphing calculator and you're correct! Thanx for the tip!

How sure? I'm guessing not a lot.

You're totally welcome. It really will come in handy

Why do you guess not a lot?

I don't about handiness but I'll take your word for it.

Because I rule.

You do that =)

I rule like a ruler mhm

*cough*

I will.


Um...what's a "rular"?

You do that.

Shush, I'm way sleep deprived

I said I'd do it.

Um... sorry.

Neo, All you need to do is sell Wieners!

Sell them for a good 2 dollars a flop and you will make thousands!

mwahaha

Good. Make sure you do.

That's right mhm

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Ey guys, I just got my iPod stolen two weeks ago and I kinda make need to make some money.

I have like 60 or 70 euros already. I only need like 220 or something.

So, any tips?
sell me your soul

Originally posted by BakaXero
sell me your soul

You don't have enough money


But I do.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Neo, All you need to do is sell Wieners!

Sell them for a good 2 dollars a flop and you will make thousands!

mwahaha

What did I just say about time and effort?!

Wieners require both!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Good. Make sure you do.

That's right mhm

I'm doing it as we speak.


You alright?

Originally posted by BakaXero
sell me your soul

My soul for 220 euros?

Um... you're gonna have to give me some time on that.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
What did I just say about time and effort?!

Wieners require both!

Well, you could just have sex with the fattest person in the world for 2 grand.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm doing it as we speak.


You alright?

Awesome...I'm glad you're taking my advice, little one.

I'm fine...Are you?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, you could just have sex with the fattest person in the world for 2 grand.

That would be hella fun shock

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
That would be hella fun shock

Till he rolled over on you.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Till he rolled over on you.

...

Just make sure he doesn't, okay?

Theres alot of cleavage, but there is always hope.

Cleavage? Totally...Adds to the hope.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Awesome...I'm glad you're taking my advice, little one.

I'm fine...Are you?

Little one?


Yeah, just making sure.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, you could just have sex with the fattest person in the world for 2 grand.

How would that get me 2 grand?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Little one?


Yeah, just making sure.

Little one in a good way, non?

Okay kicking

Oh, okay. I didn't realize there was a good way.


Okay indeed. dancingman

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
How would that get me 2 grand?

Even the fat ones need love.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Oh, okay. I didn't realize there was a good way.


Okay indeed. dancingman

Well, now you know

That dancing man amuses me.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Even the fat ones need love.

Don't I know it.

How do I obtain 2 grand from having sex with the fattest person ever though? I still don't get that part.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Don't I know it.

How do I obtain 2 grand from having sex with the fattest person ever though? I still don't get that part.


Well, You have sex with him. Then steal his piggy bank

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well, now you know

That dancing man amuses me.

All thanks to Georgina the Rular!


As does it to me.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, You have sex with him. Then steal his piggy bank

I'm not homosexual though.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I'm not homosexual though.

Well Make it the fattest chick.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well Make it the fattest chick.

Yeah, I still kinda have a problem with that.

Actually, when I think about it, having sex with a grotesquely overweight peson requires even more time and effort than selling weiners... hmm...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Yeah, I still kinda have a problem with that.

Actually, when I think about it, having sex with a grotesquely overweight peson requires even more time and effort than selling weiners... hmm...

Took me long enough...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
All thanks to Georgina the Rular!


As does it to me.

That's right...RULAR. It's loads better than anything else, esp. a ruler! droolio

Bless.

im in school and really bored

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You could get a job?

i agree

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i agree

yay

i'm on easter holiday, but still bored.

i have 3 days this week and then a week off for april vacation

Ah cool.

I had a week, and now I have another 2.

nice, i have extended summer break before college w00t

Ooh cool. Where are you going?

University of Rhode Island

Awesome =)

Originally posted by badboy2004

only because i dont know wats going on

Do you have old VHS tapes, DVD' s, CD' s, or books, a gift from someone you didn' t want? Or do you have collectibles you no longer collect? Sell those items on eBay.
Donate plasma for cash.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Sell your body.. literally.. you can make some cash from selling your limbs

People will pay an arm and a leg for... arms and legs

I want my legs though.