Rogue vs Popeye

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Rogue (classic) vs popeye

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Rogue flies in and lands on the deck of popeye's ship. Since women are a jinx on a ship popeye tries to throw her off. Tempers flare and Rogue socks him.

Will popeye resort to spinach to fight a woman?

If so Who wins?

illadelph12
Popeye easily.

In one of the most racist and misogynist comics in comicdom history, Popeye goes on safari in Africa with Olive Oyl and Wimpy and they come across a tribe of "Amazons". The "Amazons" capture Popeye, Wimpy and Olive Oyl, tie Popeye and Wimpy to a stake (which they set on fire) and make preparations to sacrifice Olive Oyl. As Olive Oyl screams for help, Popeye sees a nearby garden with spinach, and, using his pipe like a vacuum, he sucks up the spinach and ingests it. He then powerflexes, bursting the ropes, and procedes to punch out every Amazon in the vacinity, including the High Priestess. After punching them all out they land lined up and look like the old time depictions of black people, with fat lips, nappy hair, and "X"'s for eyes.

Popeye has no qualms about hitting women.

JOE NUNEZ
does popeye have speed.

illadelph12
Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
does popeye have speed.

Yes.

Popeye has:

Ran down speeding trains and cars on foot.
Leaped in the air and punched out fighter jets in mid flight.
Punched fast enough to deflect hundreds of rounds of machine gun fire at close range with his bare fists.

He can also fly like a jet by spinning his pipe like a propelor and sticking out his arms like wings, or when really angered, he can use his pipe as a jet engine propelling himself through the air at mach speeds via combustion with a trail of flames blasting from his pipe.

He's not anywhere near light speed, but he's at least comparable to Quicksilver, and he is nigh indestructible/immortal.

He can also shrink himself and fit inside of his cap at will to dodge attacks/objects, and the cap will stay suspended in the air until he wishes to lower his body out of it.

Thanos_6383
Originally posted by illadelph12
Popeye easily.

In one of the most racist and misogynist comics in comicdom history, Popeye goes on safari in Africa with Olive Oyl and Wimpy and they come across a tribe of "Amazons". The "Amazons" capture Popeye, Wimpy and Olive Oyl, tie Popeye and Wimpy to a stake (which they set on fire) and make preparations to sacrifice Olive Oyl. As Olive Oyl screams for help, Popeye sees a nearby garden with spinach, and, using his pipe like a vacuum, he sucks up the spinach and ingests it. He then powerflexes, bursting the ropes, and procedes to punch out every Amazon in the vacinity, including the High Priestess. After punching them all out they land lined up and look like the old time depictions of black people, with fat lips, nappy hair, and "X"'s for eyes.

Popeye has no qualms about hitting women.

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