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Apparently there are other people that want a new teaching system against evolution. This new thing is called church of the flying spaghetti monster and it is so like Intelligent Design, I can't tell the difference whether it's real or just taking the piss. But one thing is for certain, it's ****ing funny and that's all that matters.



Creationism 2: Aliens designed everything.

Why doesn' t that surprise me in the least? It is a satirical critique of the intention of the Kansas school board to teach intelligent design in schools as an alternative theory to evolution.

Originally posted by Storm
Why doesn' t that surprise me in the least? It is a satirical critique of the intention of the Kansas school board to teach intelligent design in schools as an alternative theory to evolution. Georgia, Louisiana n Arkansas too.

I want one of those shirts.

http://www.venganza.org/email_neg.htm

The hate mail section shows some true colors.

wow........that is a great site. Damn I bet those Christians hate having thier own bullshit thrown back in their faces.........

Hence the hate mail section. Almost every single one insulted him for being "Childish" and said "have fun in hell". In doing both of those things, Christians drop the ball on the key points Jesus strives to teach.

Btw, Evil Dead: Your "Enemy of the Gospel" title offends my FSMism. Even though its fully within your rights as a KMC member, my regime will force Raz and the moderators to apologize.

Take that, infidel!

Originally posted by Evil Dead
wow........that is a great site. Damn I bet those Christians hate having thier own bullshit thrown back in their faces.........

I've seen this before and have had a lot of good laughs over it.

funny thing about my title.....

not only does the phrase apply to my personality, it's also a kick ass song by Corporate Avenger.....I'm sure the Christians here would love me to post all the lyrics.......here's a snippet:

I piss on your jesus, I shit on your Marry
Shed light on the lies that have tortured so many
These are the crosses MY ancestors carry
So I piss on your jesus, I shit on your Marry

Originally posted by Janus Marius
http://www.venganza.org/email_neg.htm

The hate mail section shows some true colors.

Word!

There's one that's in all caps and says 'you need to find jesus you stupid mother****er!', 'my god would ***** the the hell out of your pussy spaghetti god!' and at the end it says 'god bless, signed charles mcmurrey'

just ctrl+f one of the sentences, it's classic.

You should see the hate mail for Landover Baptist, and then there's a response letter too haha

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0100.html

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0200/response.html

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Word!

There's one that's in all caps and says 'you need to find jesus you stupid mother****er!', 'my god would ***** the the hell out of your pussy spaghetti god!' and at the end it says 'god bless, signed charles mcmurrey'

just ctrl+f one of the sentences, it's classic.

You should see the hate mail for Landover Baptist, and then there's a response letter too haha

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/0100.html

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0200/response.html

Can you believe that people insult others in one breath and profess to be good Christians in another? Talk about walking contradictions!

It makes me hungry for spaghetti.........

Heresy!

Well I've always been a heretic...........especially if it comes with sauce........

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Can you believe that people insult others in one breath and profess to be good Christians in another? Talk about walking contradictions!

If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it. It's funny in that ironic sort of way. Those are the people I really hate most.

"OMFG U|2 50 9/-\Y 1/\/\ 901N9 70 |<1|_|_ J00!!one!1!111

p.s. god bless"

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well I've always been a heretic...........especially if it comes with sauce........

You unsaved heathen! Dirty dirty heathen.

Yeah, I love the whole "have fun in hell"... P.s. I'll pray for you, God bless angle... lmao

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Hence the hate mail section. Almost every single one insulted him for being "Childish" and said "have fun in hell". In doing both of those things, Christians drop the ball on the key points Jesus strives to teach. hysterical have fun in hell. It's so funny when people actually believe shit like that.

I would have a party in hell...........think about the people who are in hell. Sex, drugs......rock n roll. Who wants to spend eternity with priests, holy men and boring old farts?

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I would have a party in hell...........think about the people who are in hell. Sex, drugs......rock n roll. Who wants to spend eternity with priests, holy men and boring old farts? yes and when you die, you can go back and smoke all the pot you want all over again!