Who hath the mightiest pimp hand?

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Thunderstrike
Kingpin?
Namor?
Thanos?
Robocop?
or someone else.

grey fox
Thanos pimp slapped the hulk. Buuuuut supes slapped jfk , that takes balls.....

Soleran
I would say Namor not because he pimp slaps the stongest per say but he pimp smacks the most and the man keeps his pimp hand strong, seriously strong pimp hand.

willRules
Aunt May droolio

Tshern
Thanos also so slapped Cap to death while wielding the IG. THAT takes balls.

B dot Rob
It's a two way tie between his lord high pimpness Alan Scott and his lord mighty pimpness Luke Cage.

Thunderstrike
Dude, Luke Cage threatened three drug dealers with the whole team of New Avengers. That's just overkill






























but damn cool.

Thunderstrike
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/jjschm20/Hercules/Herc-Wolvie.jpg


Herc is a pimp as well, considering this guy did what Johnny Strom didn't. He boned Frankie Ray.

snoopdogg
Superboy Prime has a good pimp hand. Ask Black Adam.



http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan00223au.jpg

DarkCrawler
Namor was the first character in comics to ever pimpslap someone. Top that. stick out tongue

Swanky-Tuna
Didn't Thanos soundly 1-hit-pimp-slap Surfer to the ground?

Thunderstrike
Yes he did. He even treated Silver Surfer's creation of a Black Hole like it was nothing in Annihilation: SS 1.

grey fox
...and bat's get's a slap/back hand combo

http://www.fictionalart.com/temp/scan_cat1_ann10.jpg

olympian
Where did that pimpmoment came from?

Thunderstrike
As does Slade
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6905/loganpwns1cz0af.jpg

Capt it Up, who gave me this image, made an amazing case for Slade losing to Wolverine as well.

D-Block
Thanos

soujaboy09
Check this out

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/Soujaboy/vs_Thor1.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/Soujaboy/vs_ThorIIa.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e101/Soujaboy/vs_Thor2.jpg

Thunderstrike
Cain as well has a strong pimp hand.

grey fox
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
As does Slade
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6905/loganpwns1cz0af.jpg

Capt it Up, who gave me this image, made an amazing case for Slade losing to Wolverine as well.

When the hell did that crossover happen ?

Tshern
1982, if I recall correctly. Teen Titans and X-men versus Darkseid who had Phoenix on his side. Darkseid jobbed like no tomorrow.

grey fox
Ahhh the Darkseid Jobber aura.....

Tshern
A randon Teen Titan turned Darkseid's Omega Effect so that it hurt Darkseid himself. Quite a load of crap, I dare say.

jrodslam
It takes a true pimp hand to smack a female with a titanium/kevlar backhand. Robopimp errrrr Robocop.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3027/fmrobocop7117lx2qd.th.jpg

Femi32
If you see that Juggernaut video I posted, you'll see a real pimp slap.

King KAM
Dude, this is EASY, Luke Cage does, didnt you all see how he pimp slapped Silver Samurai?

snoopdogg
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Didn't Thanos soundly 1-hit-pimp-slap Surfer to the ground? Dracula has a bad@ss pimp slap also. He pimp slapped Norrin Radds @ss.

Murda Mase
Surfer got owned.laughing

Malachias
The Juggernaut. Obviously.

Psyquis52
Yellowjacket has a pretty impressive pimp slap hand.

Or was that in poor taste?

King KAM
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Yellowjacket has a pretty impressive pimp slap hand.

Or was that in poor taste? so does ultimate Giant Man, ask his wife, lol

Psyquis52
Originally posted by King KAM
so does ultimate Giant Man, ask his wife, lol

Different Universe. Same pimp slap.

Same guy. big grin

King KAM
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Different Universe. Same pimp slap.

Same guy. big grin lol

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Dracula has a bad@ss pimp slap also. He pimp slapped Norrin Radds @ss.
Thanos backhand is greater than Vincent Price's backhand.

Black Adam
supes pimp hand

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d86/Grungehamster/Cards/b40f1999.jpg

snoopdogg
Hulks pimp hand is impressive too.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/doggydogg2/HulkpimpslappinHerc.jpg

My boy Colossus has a good pimp slap also.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/ColossusslappinWolverine.jpg

Mindship
If in some strange Marvel universe, they ever do a dominatrix Silver Surfer, Hers will be the mightiest.

bye

manjaro
i remeber when thanos pimp slapped both drax and hulk with the same swing...thats hot, but for pics posted so far i'll go with dracula, cuz i swear to this day i cant say Bah! out loud without completly losing itbig grin

Mider
was it a slap from juggs that sent thor through a few collums of steel?

Mr. Valentine
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/octopus/panel_asm003b.jpg

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by snoopdogg

My boy Colossus has a good pimp slap also.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/ColossusslappinWolverine.jpg

laughing out loud laughing

The look on Wolverine's face is just priceless...

illadelph12
Strongest pimp hand belongs to Mrrungo-Mu, easily.

He took a lunging slash to the face from Wolverine without any effect, backhanded him away, then knocked out Thing, Wonderman, Colossus, Rogue, She Hulk, and Thor with a single backhand that connected to all of their mouths consecutively in one swipe, then knocked out Namor with another slap and grabbed Grey Hulk by the throat and sucked out his life force.

Then, after all that, he sat down and drank some Cristal from his pimp cup.

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/enslavermrrungomu2.jpg


^ That's pimpin.

He even got Battlecat as a f*ckin' house pet.

Adam Warlock
Originally posted by illadelph12
Strongest pimp hand belongs to Mrrungo-Mu, easily.

He took a lunging slash to the face from Wolverine without any effect, backhanded him away, then knocked out Thing, Wonderman, Colossus, Rogue, She Hulk, and Thor with a single backhand that connected to all of their mouths consecutively in one swipe, then knocked out Namor with another slap and grabbed Grey Hulk by the throat and sucked out his life force.

Then, after all that, he sat down and drank some Cristal from his pimp cup.

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/enslavermrrungomu2.jpg


^ That's pimpin.

He even got Battlecat as a f*ckin' house pet.

I remember that tub of lard. Man he was beast owning everyone like that. Illadelph, could you remind me how he was defeated in that run of comics?

Thunderstrike
I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman.

illadelph12
Originally posted by Adam Warlock
I remember that tub of lard. Man he was beast owning everyone like that. Illadelph, could you remind me how he was defeated in that run of comics?

Yeah, Silver Surfer was able to give half of his power cosmic to a scientist that went to Mu's World Ship and destroyed the defenses around Mu's power plant while Surfer took on Mu 1 on 1 (and was getting massacred by Mu). When the scientist tossed himself into the machines and caused them to overload and explode, the Power Cosmic he had shot back to Surfer who returned to full power, and then shot a pinpoint accurate cosmic energy bolt from Earth to the location of the reactor on Mu's World Ship and destroyed Mu's source of power. Then Surfer went apesh*t, got this cosmic glow, and layed a serious beating on Mu until Teneya (baby girl laying next to Mu drinking Cristal in the above pic) asked Surfer to stop and calmed him down (Surfer had sex with her in a previous book in the series).

The powerplant funneled the energy of all the people Mu enslaved into his body, and he'd enslaved millions of worlds and billions upon billions of alien races, many of which had superpowers.

That was "The Enslavers" arc.

Mr. Valentine
^ had SEX with her???? using what????

grey fox
Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
^ had SEX with her???? using what????

The power cosmic endows all whom use it with powers beyond the scope of mortal men.

Or to be more exact he used the damn surfboard as a....'tool' after re-shaping it. embarrasment

Mr. Valentine
aha, lucky bastard...im thinking about becoming a herald of galactus,..... it has its... shifty shifty shifty perks

grey fox
Indeed......

illadelph12
laughing

Norrin still has his equipment, it's just housed inside of his shell and only comes out when it's time to beat some p*ssy up.

Kids read these comics, they can't have him flying around completely naked.

olympian
"I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman."


Mum-ra never met pre crisis Superman, did he?

grey fox
Originally posted by olympian
"I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman."


Mum-ra never met pre crisis Superman, did he?

Should have been.....

Originally posted by illadelph12
laughing

Norrin still has his equipment, it's just housed inside of his shell and only comes out when it's time to beat some p*ssy up.

Kids read these comics, they can't have him flying around completely naked.

That is...odd.......

Mr. Valentine
what do the words underneath your sig mean? welcome to --------- time

grey fox
welcome to these crazy times , i keep them purposely together to confuse people
wink

Although i'm considering adding something in Latin perhaps ?

Mr. Valentine
aha, indeed it is quite confusing, i know a bit of german.. not that much embarrasment but yes something in latin would be good big grin

grey fox
I'm considering Using Faust quotation in latin , but i can't find it so I'll settle with a quotation from V from vendetta which in itself is a quote from Richard III

Mr. Valentine
coolio man, Richard III big grin

roughrider
Thor's pimpslap to a charging Titania, during the first Secret Wars, impressed me. thumb up

grey fox
Not much pimp slap their though , he could have tried to slap beyonder...

Thunderstrike
Someone mentioning Herald sex? Hercules had sex with Frankie Raye. Eat that, Johnny Storm.

outarddwarf
Juggernaut gave a mighty pimpslap to thor which sent him soaring backward through several buildings.

Black Rob
Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Kingpin?
Namor?
Thanos?
Robocop?
or someone else. Black Rob has the mightiest pimp hand AND the mightiest pimp stick

King KAM
Originally posted by Black Rob
Black Rob has the mightiest pimp hand AND the mightiest pimp stick nahhh, all that stuff got retconned

Black Rob
Originally posted by King KAM
nahhh, all that stuff got retconned Dammit! Oh well at least i still got the banginest pimp juice

King KAM
Originally posted by Black Rob
Dammit! Oh well at least i still got the banginest pimp juice you sure do kid.....you sure do...*pats him on the back* come on....lets go get some ice-cream

Black Rob
Originally posted by King KAM
you sure do kid.....you sure do...*pats him on the back* come on....lets go get some ice-cream Rocky Road!

King KAM
Originally posted by Black Rob
Rocky Road! rocky road it is

illadelph12
Thor's been put on the stroll himself...

http://img357.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marvelteamup070051qe.jpg

Thunderstrike
Now we all know where Wonder Psycho stole that line from.

grey fox
Originally posted by illadelph12
Thor's been put on the stroll himself...

http://img357.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marvelteamup070051qe.jpg

Ooooh pimp slapped....

King KAM
Originally posted by grey fox
Ooooh pimp slapped.... somethin vicious too......

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