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This is a list off the top of my head. Feel free to add anyone you think should be on the list and post a quote from them. This is open for DC, I just know Marvel better.

Thor

Namor

Spiderman

Hulk (Any Incarnation)

Wolverine

Thing

Human Torch

Namor or thor

the merc-with-a-mouth: Deadpool
shooting at Cable, who duck behind a wall...
"Be a man's man like George or Dick who served their country when the call came! His nam is Dick. That's funny."
nail him in the heart...
"ooh those last ones had to hurt!"
Cable falls off the cliff...
"arrivadoichee. see i can pick up French, no prob."
Cable goes through the roof of the building below...
"okay, so-- what's for lunch."

Deadpool

Dr. Doom

Green Arrow

deadpool/spider-man EASILY

Originally posted by Deadpool14
the merc-with-a-mouth: Deadpool
shooting at Cable, who duck behind a wall...
"Be a man's man like George or Dick who served their country when the call came! His nam is Dick. That's funny."
nail him in the heart...
"ooh those last ones had to hurt!"
Cable falls off the cliff...
"arrivadoichee. see i can pick up French, no prob."
Cable goes through the roof of the building below...
"okay, so-- what's for lunch."
That's good stuff.

Deadpool

Kyle, green lantern/ion runs his mouth a good deal too.

I've got one word for ya: "Bub"

Deadpool takes it...

All of you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off........

Here's the top 5 mouth-runners....

5. Thor & Namor.....this is probably about a tie.
4. Lobo
3. Spider-Man
2. Deadpool
1. THE TICK.............SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

Deadpool...

Spiderman is the original motor mouth

spiderman for humor.
namor for his life story and unnecessary nonsense.

Originally posted by batdude123
I've got one word for ya: "Bub"

That's a mystical incantation that makes all of your opponents lose.


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deadpool for talking about the most random things

Spider-mans been doing it since the 60's.


1.Spider-man
2.Deadpool

I think that Deadpool may beat Spidey in this category.

Originally posted by Black Adam
Spider-mans been doing it since the 60's.


1.Spider-man
2.Deadpool

Completely agree.

1. Spider-man.
2. Deadpool.
3. Namor.

It's probably easier to list who doesn't monologue.
Batman.
Everyone else...lights, camera, yap away.

Yeah, I would say Namor, Thor and Spidey. Nervous condition.

Deadpool
Spider-Man
Insane Genis
Kyle Rayner
Hulk
Namor

Namor is my pick.

I'd say Deadpool & Spider-Man...I've always known Spidey to make wise cracks (I grew up on the animated series) but I really only know Deadpool from X-Men: Legends 2, and he never shuts up! But its funny stuff so its always welcome...

Deadpool is f**king hilarious.

Austen's Super(spider)man. Awful characterization.

I was just re-reading some of Chuck Austen's Superman work. Definitely could have passed for Peter wearing a Superman costume.

What about the Mad Titan Thanos?

i say humantorch

Deadpool the man never shuts up ever. Even with a sowrd through his lung. Even when his larinx disinigrated he kep gugling.

Spiderman: Hydrant man!
Hydroman: It's hydroman(sprays and knocks spidey into building)

Classic: Spider-Man

Modern: Deadpool.

Peter and Wade, the undisputed kings of comic book smack. I'd pay money to see a smack-off between the two of them. A physical fight would be good too.

Deadpool then Ultimate Spidey.

"I lost my spot in line at Taco Bell for this!"

Ok, I think it's Thor or Spidey, but I'd say Thor just because he's so braggat about it. Spidey is cocky, but Thor just belittles people.

You could make an argument for Hulk, because he's constantly talking about how he's going to smash folks, and I guess that's the only way he knows how to put it. When Hulk says he's going to smash you, he says it with complete sincerity, and that's scary. Hulk isn't the kind of guy to lie about stuff like that, but I'd still say Thor simply because he tells people he's going to smite them sometimes, which just makes me die laughing. (LOL)

Spider-man.

Thor's speeches annoying.

Oh come on samishe, you don't think Thor's funny sometimes????? How not cool would it be to have a god to tell you you're a heathen insect and he will exterminate you for your vileness or something to that effect? That'd be scary, and I wouldn't want to hear that. I'd be like dude shutup, I'm not vile.

I do think I'd be more scared of Hulk though, especially if he said he was going to smash me. I see Thor having a bit more restraint, despite his temper, but if I was a super-powered villian, Thor's speeches would definately throw me off my gameplan.......

Originally posted by superman41082
Oh come on samishe, you don't think Thor's funny sometimes????? How not cool would it be to have a god to tell you you're a heathen insect and he will exterminate you for your vileness or something to that effect? That'd be scary, and I wouldn't want to hear that. I'd be like dude shutup, I'm not vile.

I do think I'd be more scared of Hulk though, especially if he said he was going to smash me. I see Thor having a bit more restraint, despite his temper, but if I was a super-powered villian, Thor's speeches would definately throw me off my gameplan.......

True.

And right, i forgot about Hulk.

Well thanks bud!!

I'm going with Dick Grayson.Why with the exception Namor he's been talking smack the longest.Bonus points for doing while wearing green and yellow elf shoes.

Originally posted by outarddwarf
Namor or thor

I'd have to agree. Thor takes it I think. The battle with the world serpent had some nicely written but incredibly long monologues. Sometimes they were saying things to each other despite being miles apart so it almost looked like they were talking to themselves.

Good point superbatman, especially about the elf shoes. It's gotta be a little irritating when a pubescent pubescent punk dressed like an elf is talking junk to you.

Do I tell from your name that Superman and Batman are your favs, too????

I'm going to oust Deadpool from this catergory. I kknow he's supposed to be incredibly witty and whatnot, but whenever he said anything about how I fight or what my mother is like in bed, I'd just remind him that he sounds like Demi Moore.......... (LOL)

Or at least Cable says.......... (Ohhhhhh, you're pants are on fire!)

Originally posted by Acrosurge
I'd pay money to see a smack-off between the two of them. A physical fight would be good too.


They have already fought recently. hardly any funny banter. mostly just a short boring physical fight.


I was disappointed and let down. two of the funniest guys in comics finally meet face to face and spidey hardly says anything.

Really? That's dumb! I haven't read many Marvel comics lately. I usually stick with my Superman and my Justice League. They've even messed up Batman in the last few years for me. I love how they portray him, for the most part, in the Justice League cartoon, but yeah, most comics suck. From what I hear, the good writers are revolting and things are going to be fixed soon, and then I'll buy a lot more comics. Oh, I have a good Spidey quote though(or at least it's pretty close to what the quote is)

Ok, in New Avengers, they were all flying in Stark's plane to the Savage Land, and Spidey was schooling everyone on Sauron. After a while he says, "Does anyone have a cell phone?"
Tony says, "This whole ship is phone, what do you need a phone for?"
To which Spidey replied, "I need to call my wife and tell her that I'm going to be late for dinner because I'm going to get eaten by a dinosaur in the land time forgot."
(I almost peed myself)

Originally posted by Acrosurge
Classic: Spider-Man

Modern: Deadpool.

Peter and Wade, the undisputed kings of comic book smack. I'd pay money to see a smack-off between the two of them. A physical fight would be good too.

Get your checkbook out!

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Originally posted by superman41082
Good point superbatman, especially about the elf shoes. It's gotta be a little irritating when a pubescent pubescent punk dressed like an elf is talking junk to you.

Do I tell from your name that Superman and Batman are your favs, too????
Actually my favs are Iceman and Nightwing but supes and bats are up there

Namor
Thor
Spider-Man
Deadpool

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Deadpool=Spidey
Namor slightly over Thor, but not by much.

nutnut

Believe it or not, but Reed Richards talks a lot during battle. Dr.Doom does as well.

From Bada's list:

Spidey, natch.

Than Thing.

I agree Deadpool does = Spidey.

Dick Robin was pretty chatty.

Deadpool.

Midnighter (less of this when he started carrying his namecard around to battles)

Human Torch

Plastic Man

Jason Todd

Spiderman