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Because you get used. I dont know how many times ive been used as a cring towel, or a way to 'get their ex jealous'.

A woman marries a man to try to change him, while she wont change herself...She will lay around have the kids and get fat.

Im sorry to put it like that, but im get tired of being mistreated and not being taken seriously. Or this crap here!...

LovlyBrunette: well we always were just friends
LovlyBrunette: so i dunno how that relates to me

Anyone else?

Vinny Valentine: Yeah... Last night was just a 1 nighter thing.
Random Girls: Oh You Sexy, but ******* guy!!
Vinny Valentine: We Can Always Be Friends
Maynard: Lets Make Out
Vinny Valentine: Sure.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine: Yeah... Last night was just a 1 nighter thing.
Random Girls: Oh You Sexy, but ******* guy!!
Vinny Valentine: We Can Always Be Friends
Maynard: Lets Make Out
Vinny Valentine: Sure.


I definatly SUPPORT the 1 night sex thing!!!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Vinny Valentine: Yeah... Last night was just a 1 nighter thing.
Random Girls: Oh You Sexy, but ******* guy!!
Vinny Valentine: We Can Always Be Friends
Maynard: Lets Make Out
Vinny Valentine: Sure.



To tired to post a full sentence.

crap.

Originally posted by Crusher
Because you get used. I dont know how many times ive been used as a cring towel, or a way to 'get their ex jealous'.

A woman marries a man to try to change him, while she wont change herself...She will lay around have the kids and get fat.

Im sorry to put it like that, but im get tired of being mistreated and not being taken seriously. Or this crap here!...

LovlyBrunette: well we always were just friends
LovlyBrunette: so i dunno how that relates to me

Anyone else? looks like someone got dumped

One word . . . . . Netflix!

aww I know!
that's sad. relationships suck when they're over and that's all that matters.

Yeah one time I was with like 20 chicks and they all had dirty sex with me then like I found out they were evil and shit so I had to kill them.

Originally posted by JacopeX
looks like someone got dumped

I dumped

Originally posted by Crusher
I dumped good.....now go wipe

oh... sorry.

Relationships are like ice skating.

Don't try if you're no good at it because when you fall on your ass there's only ONE thing you'll do: Blame everything else except your own inability.

-AC

I don't believe "if you're no good at it don't try".

You'll never know until you try. And just b/c it went bad with one person doesn't mean it'll go bad with somebody else.

is it comprehensible.....

Thats why they invented porn and brothels

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Relationships are like ice skating.

Don't try if you're no good at it because when you fall on your ass there's only ONE thing you'll do: Blame everything else except your own inability.

-AC Great wisdom from the relationship master:

If you suck at relationships, don't try, you won't get better. Straight from his mouth in PlexiVision!

*Waits for someone to pick up the proper context and read beyond the first line*

No, seriously. Take your time.

-AC

Ill just go pick up a hooker

Originally posted by Crusher
Because you get used. I dont know how many times ive been used as a cring towel, or a way to 'get their ex jealous'.

A woman marries a man to try to change him, while she wont change herself...She will lay around have the kids and get fat.

Im sorry to put it like that, but im get tired of being mistreated and not being taken seriously. Or this crap here!...

LovlyBrunette: well we always were just friends
LovlyBrunette: so i dunno how that relates to me

Anyone else?

Things happen

Move on, there are plenty of people out there, you are bound to find someone you will love

*Checks watch, crickets call*

Anytime, really. It's all in the post.

-AC

Originally posted by JacopeX
good.....now go wipe

Clever.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Clever.

cry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Checks watch, crickets call*

Anytime, really. It's all in the post.

-AC