If WW2 was a videogame...

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Dusty
Has anyone read this before? (didn't put in the history forum, it just is too dumb to go there). I think this is ****ing hilarious.


*Hitler has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this f*ckin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: sh*t Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do sh*t til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the f*ck up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is f*ckin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u **** im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler: wtf
Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f*ckin army
Hitler: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o sh*t i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur f*cked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler: u guys are f*ckin gay
Hitler: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f*ck u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullsh*t u f*ckin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for sh*t
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ****
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Vinny Valentine
laughing Oh My God

Prabhodh
laughing feckin halarious

Dusty
Originally posted by Dusty
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*


LMFAO

Vinny Valentine
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

laughing out loud

Dusty
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol


laughing

Lana
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

laughing

Vinny Valentine
*Hitler has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler has left the game*

Captain REX
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

rolling on floor laughing

I should attempt writing one for World War I... whistle

Dark Shazam93
LOL.... dude, what have you been smoking?

Revernd Maynard
Call of Duty 2 is about WW2 erm


but this is funnier laughing

Kabia
LMAO,SWEET

Arachnoidfreak
Hitler: wtf
Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge f*ckin army
Hitler: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

laughing

they have one like this in the star wars forum too, i love these!

El_NINO
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler: ROFLMAO


laughing laughing laughing

They made fun of Roosevelt

Grand_Moff_Gav
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: f*ck u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all


laughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud

Lyoko Saver
bump so ppl can read tis funny stuff also my favorite lines in movie

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

SelphieT
thats great laughing out loud

Cerberus
Great stuff...

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Cerberus
Great stuff...

Well, I Think someone owes me an apology.

Cerberus
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Well, I Think someone owes me an apology.

Too bad no expression

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Cerberus
Too bad no expression

Thats the sound of righteousness.

Cerberus
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Thats the sound of righteousness.

Wanna know whats righteous? Check the dates on this thread and then the one that was closed. Which one was made first righteous boy? no expression

DanZeke25
laughing

Lana
Originally posted by Cerberus
Wanna know whats righteous? Check the dates on this thread and then the one that was closed. Which one was made first righteous boy? no expression

Which one is in the proper forum?

Cerberus
Originally posted by Lana
Which one is in the proper forum?

Could have been moved but no one decided to do it no expression

Lana
Originally posted by Cerberus
Could have been moved but no one decided to do it no expression

What's the point of moving it when it existed here already? I can't merge threads in here, so then I'd have to move it here, report it, and then wait for a global to come and merge it, and cause a lot of hassle for everyone.

Or I could have just closed the one in the wrong forum, redirecting everyone to the one in the right forum.

Hmmm. Which makes more sense.

Cerberus
Originally posted by Lana
What's the point of moving it when it existed here already? I can't merge threads in here, so then I'd have to move it here, report it, and then wait for a global to come and merge it, and cause a lot of hassle for everyone.

Or I could have just closed the one in the wrong forum, redirecting everyone to the one in the right forum.

Hmmm. Which makes more sense.

So In between July 24, 2005(My thread) and Aug 29, 2006(This one) you...

A. Didn't know about my thread(in the forum you moderate BTW)

or

B. Didn't care to notify a Global to get it in here...right?

Lana
Originally posted by Cerberus
So In between July 24, 2005(My thread) and Aug 29, 2006(This one) you...

A. Didn't know about my thread(in the forum you moderate BTW)

or

B. Didn't care to notify a Global to get it in here...right?

I wasn't a mod back last July. So no, I wouldn't have necessarily known about your thread existing because it wasn't my responsibility.

August? What, do you have a time machine?

Cerberus
Originally posted by Lana
August? What, do you have a time machine?

My bad, April. Does it matter? Almost a year anyway...

Fine, whatever. The damn thing's not even that funny anymore no expression

$noopbert
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!11111oneleven!!1once!!1oneuno!!11987 Sentence

DanZeke25
Originally posted by Cerberus
My bad, April. Does it matter? Almost a year anyway...

Fine, whatever. The damn thing's not even that funny anymore no expression

April? It's July 29th.

Cerberus
Originally posted by DanZeke25
April? It's July 29th.

Not talking about this thread dude.

DanZeke25
Originally posted by Cerberus
Not talking about that dude.

But that was what Lana was talking about.

Cerberus
Screw the dates, one was in 2005, one was 2006. How about that?

Lana
If it's not funny anymore, why are you still making a big deal about it?

It's just a thread, FFS.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Cerberus
Screw the dates, one was in 2005, one was 2006. How about that? http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7973/gaykiduz0.jpg

Cerberus
Originally posted by Lana
If it's not funny anymore, why are you still making a big deal about it?

It's just a thread, FFS.

Valentine set me off eariler today.

Yeah, I know its just a thread but I dont understand that a thread I made in 2005 is closed while a duplicate in 2006 is allowed to stay and the reason?

It's in the WRONG forum

Go figure. Anyway, im done being pissed. No one elese ask about it okay? wink

Cerberus
Originally posted by $noopbert
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7973/gaykiduz0.jpg

Cute.

Lana
Originally posted by Cerberus
Valentine set me off eariler today.

Yeah, I know its just a thread but I dont understand that a thread I made in 2005 is closed while a duplicate in 2006 is allowed to stay and the reason?

It's in the WRONG forum

Go figure. Anyway, im done being pissed. No one elese ask about it okay? wink

Well, why close the one in the correct forum?

As I explained already, I can't merge threads in here. And instead of wasting my time and the time of another mod, I elected to simply close the one that's in the wrong forum. End of story.

And arguing mod decisions in public is very poor form.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Cerberus
Cute. http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7973/gaykiduz0.jpg

Cerberus
Originally posted by $noopbert
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7973/gaykiduz0.jpg

That pic was funny last night now its just lame erm

Cerberus
Originally posted by Lana
Well, why close the one in the correct forum?

As I explained already, I can't merge threads in here. And instead of wasting my time and the time of another mod, I elected to simply close the one that's in the wrong forum. End of story.

And arguing mod decisions in public is very poor form.

I said I was done confused

DanZeke25
Originally posted by $noopbert
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7973/gaykiduz0.jpg

I'm sorry, but that kid reminds me of one of the pics of you. laughing

$noopbert
Originally posted by DanZeke25
I'm sorry, but that kid reminds me of one of the pics of you. laughing That's because he is my brother.

I'm such an *******.

Sai1
I'm kinda glad it was in the video game forum. I never would have found it here... Seems to fit better in the video game forum though since a lot of this would be lost on people who have never played WC/SC, etc. on-line.

white_wolfy
laughing out loud Nice.

Inspectah Deck
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

hahaha

Sai1
I seriously feel like playing SC now. laughing I wanna do some 6 player Lost Temple.

Dusty
Originally posted by Sai1
I seriously feel like playing SC now. laughing I wanna do some 6 player Lost Temple.

Socom. droolio

Sai1
Originally posted by Lyoko Saver
bump so ppl can read tis funny stuff also my favorite lines in movie

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY sh*t I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy sh*tholysh*thoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

Yeah, this was the best part. laughing
What it really needs is
*Warning, nuclear launch detected*
*Warning, nuclear launch detected*
between "wtf is nukes?" and "holy sh*tholy sh*tholy sh*t"

Dusty
I'm making a sequel to this as we speak.

TheKingofKINGS!
*shudders in awe* Dusty, you and TH are my heroes no expression

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