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Three on one who wins


Pre Crisis Superman- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman


vs


Superboy Prime- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superboy_Prime

Genis-Vell- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genis-Vell

&

Kismet- http://www.marveldatabase.com/wiki/index.php/Kismet

PC Supes, but I'm fresh out of creative ideas on how he does it this time. Anyone wanna take it for me?

Super-Banjo!!!

"Using Super-Carpentry, Superman reduces a log of wood into a Super-Banjo!

Playing the specially tuned strings causes Super-vibrations, which travel backwards through time to effect the brains of his foe's ancestors, causing them to inbreed within their families.

Back in the present, Superman's foes are now slack-jawed yokels without a braincell between them.

In pity of his newly created rednecks, Superman drops them off the in the wilderness, where they all go by the name Cletus and make a living by selling roadkill."