Blaxican Style
Exar Kun
Before Rappa, before Maul, before Sidious... there was a Dizzy Lord of tha Siththiznat cast a shadow of terror n destruction across tha galaxy. The ancient forces of tha Republic n tha Jedi banded mother****a ta S-T-to-tha-izzop tha torrent of tha dizzay side, n bring an end ta Exar Kun 's rule.
He began as a simple student, study'n unda tha revered Jedi Playa Vodo-Siosk Baas. Like tha dark apprentices tizzle would follow throughout history, a basic impatience undermined all of Kun's train'n. His pride did not have tha boundaries tizzle his instruction did droppin hits. Eaga ta ascend beyond his Jedi abilities, Kun abandoned his masta n journeyed ta tha strife-torn world of Onderon ya dig?. There, he encountered tha spirit of Freedon Nadd, an ancient Siznith who gave him brotha instruction to increase tha peace.
Through Nadd's disembodied commands, Kun voyaged ta tha Sith mausoleum world of Korriban . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. There, ancient Siznith spirits tried Kun's resolve. His bizzle was crushed in a cave-in of tons of rocks, n Kun could not ciznall upon tha Force ta help himself. Yet, tha D-to-tha-izzark side offered what tha Force couldn't . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. By giv'n into his fear n rage, Kun was able ta hizzy himself n clear tha obstacles like a tru playa'. He emerged from tha caverns transformed, fueled by tha dizzy side of tha Force sho nuff.
Gang Bangin' examples of ancient S-to-tha-izzith Lords T-H-to-tha-izzat preceded him, Kun came ta tha long forgotten Sith temples of Yavin 4 . In Sizzith tradition, he tizzy on an apprentice, tha fallen Jedi Ulic Qel-Droma , n tha two unleashed a scourge T-H-to-tha-izzat would foreva scar a galaxy . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. In tha ages before Dizzay Bane's restrictions, Kun n Qel-Droma were able ta recruit mizzy Jizzy into they ranks. Many young Jedi turned against they masta n slew thizzem ridin' in mah double R. Kun himself extinguished tha life of Nigga Baas Baas in tha halls of Coruscant's Senate poser. It was a dizzark time indeed.
Kun was fixated in unleash'n pure, unbridled cracka through ancient S-to-tha-izzith means. He practiced S-to-tha-izzith magic n alchemy, craft'n horrific creatures on tha moon of Yavin 4. He brandished a Sizzay brotha wit tizzy blades tizzle increazed tha potent weapon's lethality. His nigga triggered ancient technolizzles that detonated tha stars of tha Crizzon Clusta, wip'n out entire worlds n sear'n tha surface of Ossus . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
Finally, a joint Republic n Jedi taskforce came ta Yavin 4 ta capture Exar Kun and cant no hood **** with death rizzow. He knizzew he could not survive tha attack, so he summoned his dizzark side energies n trapped his consciousness into tha temples his Massassi warriors had built fo` him like this and like that and like this and uh.
For fizzle millennia, Kun's disembodied spirit slumbered. The presence of a dozen Force-sensitizzles stirred his consciousness. It was now several years crazy ass nigga tha Battle of Endor, n Jedi Pimp Luke Poser had begun train'n Jedi at an academy on Yavin 4 and cant no hood **** with death rizzow. Exar Kun's spirit sought ta corrupt Poser students n bring `bout a dark side reign again. He controlled Luke's mizzay powerful student, Kyp Durron , but in tha end, Luke's students united n wizzy able ta finally dispel Kun's spirit.
Before Rappa, before Maul, before Sidious... there was a Dizzy Lord of tha Siththiznat cast a shadow of terror n destruction across tha galaxy. The ancient forces of tha Republic n tha Jedi banded mother****a ta S-T-to-tha-izzop tha torrent of tha dizzay side, n bring an end ta Exar Kun 's rule.
He began as a simple student, study'n unda tha revered Jedi Playa Vodo-Siosk Baas. Like tha dark apprentices tizzle would follow throughout history, a basic impatience undermined all of Kun's train'n. His pride did not have tha boundaries tizzle his instruction did droppin hits. Eaga ta ascend beyond his Jedi abilities, Kun abandoned his masta n journeyed ta tha strife-torn world of Onderon ya dig?. There, he encountered tha spirit of Freedon Nadd, an ancient Siznith who gave him brotha instruction to increase tha peace.
Through Nadd's disembodied commands, Kun voyaged ta tha Sith mausoleum world of Korriban . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. There, ancient Siznith spirits tried Kun's resolve. His bizzle was crushed in a cave-in of tons of rocks, n Kun could not ciznall upon tha Force ta help himself. Yet, tha D-to-tha-izzark side offered what tha Force couldn't . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. By giv'n into his fear n rage, Kun was able ta hizzy himself n clear tha obstacles like a tru playa'. He emerged from tha caverns transformed, fueled by tha dizzy side of tha Force sho nuff.
Gang Bangin' examples of ancient S-to-tha-izzith Lords T-H-to-tha-izzat preceded him, Kun came ta tha long forgotten Sith temples of Yavin 4 . In Sizzith tradition, he tizzy on an apprentice, tha fallen Jedi Ulic Qel-Droma , n tha two unleashed a scourge T-H-to-tha-izzat would foreva scar a galaxy . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. In tha ages before Dizzay Bane's restrictions, Kun n Qel-Droma were able ta recruit mizzy Jizzy into they ranks. Many young Jedi turned against they masta n slew thizzem ridin' in mah double R. Kun himself extinguished tha life of Nigga Baas Baas in tha halls of Coruscant's Senate poser. It was a dizzark time indeed.
Kun was fixated in unleash'n pure, unbridled cracka through ancient S-to-tha-izzith means. He practiced S-to-tha-izzith magic n alchemy, craft'n horrific creatures on tha moon of Yavin 4. He brandished a Sizzay brotha wit tizzy blades tizzle increazed tha potent weapon's lethality. His nigga triggered ancient technolizzles that detonated tha stars of tha Crizzon Clusta, wip'n out entire worlds n sear'n tha surface of Ossus . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.
Finally, a joint Republic n Jedi taskforce came ta Yavin 4 ta capture Exar Kun and cant no hood **** with death rizzow. He knizzew he could not survive tha attack, so he summoned his dizzark side energies n trapped his consciousness into tha temples his Massassi warriors had built fo` him like this and like that and like this and uh.
For fizzle millennia, Kun's disembodied spirit slumbered. The presence of a dozen Force-sensitizzles stirred his consciousness. It was now several years crazy ass nigga tha Battle of Endor, n Jedi Pimp Luke Poser had begun train'n Jedi at an academy on Yavin 4 and cant no hood **** with death rizzow. Exar Kun's spirit sought ta corrupt Poser students n bring `bout a dark side reign again. He controlled Luke's mizzay powerful student, Kyp Durron , but in tha end, Luke's students united n wizzy able ta finally dispel Kun's spirit.
