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My friend and I have been talking about this a little while.

Thought I'd get all your opinions before the thread gets closed

Hmmm , the Grizzly bear has the Gorilla beat in the weight category , the razor sharp claws help as well. But the Gorilla has some rudimentary knowledge that the thing he's Holding will hurt his opponent .

If swung correctly the Gorilla could take this.

thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.

um...

Originally posted by KillAll
thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.

That's interesting... because I read a news article about a guy with a 3 inch blade killed a bear.... hmm...

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
That's interesting... because I read a news article about a guy with a 3 inch blade killed a bear.... hmm...

Even Maddox commented on it .

some time animal rights r dicks lol

Originally posted by KillAll
thats like saying a guy with a big knife could take a bear if swinging correctly



i'd say the bear mulls up the gorilla. regardless of weapons. unless you teach him how to use a gun.

It's surprisingly easy to teach a Gorilla to use a firearm

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wow the gorilla ans women look good together lol

hey more gorrillas with guns!

Gorilla wins with a samurai sword.

Not a samurai sword!!!!!!!!!!!! A broken BOTTLE!!!!!!

Grizzly wins this one easily. I mean, What does a Primate do with a borken bottle nothing. So, by using this logic.
1) The Ape stole/bought/found a bottle full of alcohol (Let's say Tequila, because that's what the Apes drink)
2)The Ape opens the bottle or whatever (The Ape propably tries to eat it first, but that doesn't matter.)
3) After 14,5 minutes the Ape gets frustrated and eats some bananas or something. ('Coz he couldn't find a lemon to go with the Tequila)
4) After calling his mom, he finally get's the bottle opened. (After amputating his fingers with a corckscrew)
5) He then procees to drink the tequila, but after one shot he remembers that he forgot the sault and goes a.p.e.s.h.i.t (literally) He calls his wife/boyfriend and says everything is okay. Then he procees busting his nuts
6) During his rage he accidentally (not!) breaks the bottle to his head (Fracking suicidal king kong)
7) After his rage, he notices that he has amputated his own nuts and all of the tequila is spilled on the ground.
8) Now equiped with a broken bottle the heartbroken ape propably slits his wrists or get's another bottle of alcohol and drinks it with the bear. (Most likely to be Vodka, because this bear is a communist spy)
9) In both cases, the ape is bound to die, because waking up next to a bear isnt something you want to experience.
10), but what happens if the ape finds a bottle full of ketchup?

(Yeah, I seriously need to stop eating mushrooms @_@)

I'm gonna be the odd one out, and argue in the gorilla's favor. It probably doesn't need a bottle, it would just be in the way. While the bear has the advantage in weight, and large claws and powerful jaws, the gorilla has two very powerful arms, and strong jaws of it's own. The scales tip further for the bear, that could be overturned if the gorilla gets one good swing to the skull, neck, or spine, or a good grip on something it could break on the bear. Although, the same could be said about the bear getting a good swipe in. That's just my opinion, though.

A Tiger comes and kills them both.

Dude... tigers suck, get back on topic

Originally posted by Tron
I'm gonna be the odd one out, and argue in the gorilla's favor. It probably doesn't need a bottle, it would just be in the way. While the bear has the advantage in weight, and large claws and powerful jaws, the gorilla has two very powerful arms, and strong jaws of it's own. The scales tip further for the bear, that could be overturned if the gorilla gets one good swing to the skull, neck, or spine, or a good grip on something it could break on the bear. Although, the same could be said about the bear getting a good swipe in. That's just my opinion, though.

Well, um, co-signed...but this shoulda been closed. But I'm with the gorilla. A gorilla is a lot worse than even a really strong human.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Well, um, co-signed...but this shoulda been closed. But I'm with the gorilla. A gorilla is a lot worse than even a really strong human.

I only left it open cause I found it somewhat interesting. I would've closed it eventually.