Jesus Christ....Religious Icon...Comic book Character??....SEX SYMBOL????

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Lord Urizen
The Evolution is Jesus Christ is infact an interesting one.

First he is the symbol of Christianity. In all aspects positive and negative, Jesus has played the role as Savior, an end to suffering. He has also played the possibly unwilling role of executioner.

I don't think I need to go into all the religious detail about his status as a long time religious and moral icon. You guys know all that already.

But did you know he is a LOT more than that ??????



He is currently a Comic book character. I forget what the comic book is called, but it seems like total religious propaganda and BS. Jesus is shown defeating Hercules and many of the All power Greek Pantheon of Gods, not too shortly after his execution. He is shown to be in a final confrontation with Zeus, and beats him pretty easily.

In this waste of a comic book Jesus is shown as some sort of super hero, some sort of powerhouse, some sort of "avenger".Not to mention he's depicted as VERY buff and sweaty and pumped up for a guy who's just been crucified.


Which brings me to my next point.....NOW HE's A SEX SYMBOL ???

COME ON......!!!!!!!


First they hire a really hott actor to play Jesus in "Passion of the Christ" with his gorgeous face, blue eyes, and nicely built body. Then they depict him in comic books with a HELL of a killer form. Then I look at a Bible filled with illustrations that show Jesus Christ arising from the water after his cousin John baptized him. Only Jesus is nude, muscular, tan, blue eyed, dark haired, wet (oily looking), and sexyyy as hell.
BOINGGGGGGGGGG went my elephants' trunk!

AND NOW THEY GOT CALENDERS OF JESUS IN REVEALING POSES???????


GIVE ME A #$!@#$ BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!


Why can't the Lord stay in one genre? Why does he have to expand to the world of comic book fiction, and then to the world of sex appeal ?Is the process of conversion dropping at SUCH a low rate that this kind of propaganda HAS to be used?



I'll be sure to post scans of eveything I am talking abotu soon, cuz i SWEAR i am NOT making this up.

Thoughts? Comments?

debbiejo
laughing out loud laughing out loud


I think you should go buy yourself a little Jesus statue.......you know you want to.......

DigiMark007
That comic where he tears the Greek Pantheon a new one is hilarious.

thumb up

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by DigiMark007
That comic where he tears the Greek Pantheon a new one is hilarious.

thumb up

OMG Digimark

THANK YOU !!!

Alliance
WHy didn't Shakya give you the nut? no expression

Bardock42
There's a baby jesus butt plug ....now that's cool....there are not many 2000 year old carpenters that can say they have a butt plug shaped after them....

We even have a sweet thread about it ...look at it.....look at it

Alliance
Everyone wants to feel Jesus inside of them.

Lugia's_Trainer
oh man i can't believe you think Jesus is a sex symbol he never layed his hand on a womens to have sex with her i mean u believe the DA vinci code or your religion but don't post badly about other religions

Alliance
You don't know that Jesus never had sex.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lugia's_Trainer
oh man i can't believe you think Jesus is a sex symbol he never layed his hand on a womens to have sex with her i mean u believe the DA vinci code or your religion but don't post badly about other religions
Well, you need to realize that Christians are not the only ones to talk and write about Jesus though. And if some author or actor would make Jesus a sex symbol, he would be a sex symbol regardless of what the Bible tells about him.

Alliance
yes

WrathfulDwarf
Buddha is jealous of Jesus sudden fame....stick out tongue

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Buddha is jealous of Jesus sudden fame....stick out tongue

I don't think so. laughing That would require an attachment to fame. stick out tongue

WrathfulDwarf
I've always picture Buddha doing ads for the Hair club for men. goof

debbiejo
Buddha eats too much.........He's a little round......can rub his tummy though and make a wish....... wink

Soleran
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't think so. laughing That would require an attachment to fame. stick out tongue


Nope but he was attached to food!

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by debbiejo
Buddha eats too much.........He's a little round......can rub his tummy though and make a wish....... wink

I don't think the original Buddha was fat. The image of a fat Buddha was to convey that his teachings will make you prosperous.

debbiejo
You keep saying that.......... stick out tongue

But how do we know????

leonheartmm
JESUS CHRIST international man of mystery
JESUS CHRIST the apostle who shagged me
the talented mr jesus
disney's jesus and stitch
2007 male model of the year award goes to jesus
7 pm on cartoon network, the grim adventures of jesus and mary
jesus's angels starring cameron diaz, drew barrywhore and gabrielle.
jesus makes a cameo appearance in the powerpuff girls emphasizing the importance of dying a virgin
jesus's new clothing line, heaven's haven has put every designer label down{possible talks of a merger with nike and dolce and gabanna}
christ survived a roundhouse kick from chuck norris
jesus and silent bob strike back
jesus to play the part of bilbo in the hobbit
jesus on jay lennon
jesus, possibly the next AMERICAN IDOL! {and one that simon actually LIKES}
jesus on dental hygene and fitness in his new health video

{im working on it}

Templares
Whats next for Jesus? Porn stardom? Daytime talk show host? Infomercials?

debbiejo
Don't tell Lord Urizen

Templares
Jesus as a PIMP. Fearsome threesome with Mary Magdalene and Martha.


Or how about Jesus as a GAY icon???

Ever heard of that Mark's Secret Gospel, Jesus and Lazarus spending the night alone . . . ." with only a loin cloth covering the nakedness of the youth's body (Lazarus)."

The word "Sweet Jesus" has a new meaning to me laughing.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Templares
Jesus as a PIMP. Fearsome threesome with Mary Magdalene and Martha.


Or how about Jesus as a GAY icon???

Ever heard of that Mark's Secret Gospel, Jesus and Lazarus spending the night alone . . . ." with only a loin cloth covering the nakedness of the youth's body (Lazarus)."

The word "Sweet Jesus" has a new meaning to me laughing.


laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Alliance
laughing It still doesnt top the "feel jesus inside of you"

debbiejo
You could put it together..........."Sweet Jesus! How good you feel"

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by debbiejo
You could put it together..........."Sweet Jesus! How good you feel"

What about "Sweet hard Jesus"?


eek! I can't believe I said that. eek!

Alliance
is that the holy spirit in your robe or are you just....

Lord Urizen
ohhh Jesusdroolio

oo0o0o00o0 Jesusdroolio

o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o JESUS.....droolio















Please forgive me my sins.embarrasment

Amen

debbiejo
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What about "Sweet hard Jesus"?


eek! I can't believe I said that. eek!


Hahahaha.........But you did say it!! eek! ............You don't really want a "Sweet hard Jesus", do you????............It might hurt you........hahaha stick out tongue ..........

Is that sin?

Alliance
I wonder if Jesus offers forgiveness for say....a small fee.

debbiejo
Yes, Look at the Catholic church.. wink

Alliance
I knew about indulgences, but not about THAT blink messed

debbiejo
Cling to your faith......It will save you!!

Alliance
try feeling THAT faith inside.

ps. was that Jesus as a woman?

debbiejo
It's almost like a metaphor..........

The woman stands for the ignorant masses clinging to the church.......Hoping for resurrection.............and won't let go!!

Alliance
either that or its female depence on...messed

Bowser jr
how do u know Jesus chest was a man and not a woman?????????????

evil face devil smokin' beer rock

Alliance
Usually he is reffered to as "He".

But i guess he could have the "chest" of a woman laughing out loud

Sorry no expression

Justbyfaith
Originally posted by Lord Urizen

Why can't the Lord stay in one genre?

He can Lord Urizen smile

"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."

Hebrews 13:8

He only changes in the comic books...

Justbyfaith
Originally posted by Alliance
I wonder if Jesus offers forgiveness for say....a small fee.

"For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast."

Ephesians 2:8-9

No fee Alliance...forgiveness and eternal life is a free gift from Jesus.
He paid the fee for you so you and I won't have to. smile

Justbyfaith
Originally posted by Templares
Whats next for Jesus? Porn stardom? Daytime talk show host? Infomercials?

Who knows?

"Behold, He is coming with clouds and EVERY eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him..."

Revelation 1:7

Alliance
Someone was definately on opiates when they wrote relevations.

Lord Urizen
Originally posted by Justbyfaith
He can Lord Urizen smile

"Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever."

Hebrews 13:8

He only changes in the comic books...


nope, refer to the other thread, where i listed massive changes that Jesus has gone through in history (Only Absolute Truths under General Discussion Forum)

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