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I F*CKIN HATED MOVIE AUNT MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS SO F*CKIN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alfred wins 100/10.

Originally posted by batdude123
I F*CKIN HATED MOVIE AUNT MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS SO F*CKIN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alfred wins 100/10.

mhm. sry to say it, but yep, Alfred would just str8 up beat aunt may over the head with a frying pan.

Alfie 10/10

Originally posted by batdude123
I F*CKIN HATED MOVIE AUNT MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS SO F*CKIN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alfred wins 100/10.

Micheal Caine is one badass Motherf*****

Originally posted by braz
mhm. sry to say it, but yep, Alfred would just str8 up beat aunt may over the head with a frying pan.

Alfie 10/10

Or just beat her over the head with that golf club he knocked that one guy out with.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Micheal Caine is one badass Motherf*****

"i believe there's a hero in all of us"

except for aunt may, who loses in a bad way (rhymes)

Michael Caine destroy's her.

Originally posted by batdude123
Or just beat her over the head with that golf club he knocked that one guy out with.



oh yea..! i remember that. he was surgical wit that damn thing.

Everyone except for whoever plays Jae Jamae Jameson and Bruce Cambell in the spider-man movies sucks!

didn't aunt may punk doc ock

doc ock>ninja

Alfred shags Aunt May! Thats how Cain rolls!

Cain runs her over in his bus from The Italian Job

Originally posted by Soleran
Alfred shags Aunt May! Thats how Cain rolls!
Caine can get way hotter chicks than May.

Originally posted by Validus
Caine can get way hotter chicks than May.


he could get diane keaton if he tried

Originally posted by Validus
Caine can get way hotter chicks than May.


I don't doubt that but leave no stone unturned! Cain would make the most of his opportunity!

Aunt May clocks Alfred in the head with her umbrella.

Originally posted by badabing
Aunt May clocks Alfred in the head with her umbrella.

And then Alfred knocks her in the head with his golf club.

But then Aunt May bores him to death with her little Spiderman 2 speach.

Pwned.

Originally posted by batdude123
And then Alfred knocks her in the head with his golf club.
no2 Umbrella>>>>>>>>>>Golf Club

Aunt May saved spidey in spider-man 2, let's see alfred do that. And it was doc ock.

alfred saved batman from burning alive.

Originally posted by badabing
no2 Umbrella>>>>>>>>>>Golf Club

Steel>>>>>>>>>Wood

Originally posted by batdude123
Steel>>>>>>>>>Wood
The stem and ribs of her umbrella is made of titanium coated with adamantium.

alfred has a sawn-off shotgun hidden under his butler coat.

Alfred is a mentor to a uber badass Batman

Aunt May just tells spidey stop being a pu**y and stop crying

did movie aunt may still Bre*st feed movie peter?

Originally posted by Redatom65
did movie aunt may still Bre*st feed movie peter?




i hope not.

Michael Caine is an alcoholic, so he would probably just beat her in a drunken stupor.

This is supposed to be a cooking competition...
But in fight Aunt May wins. She has temper