Absorbing Man vs Captain Marvel

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long pig
I'm not sure if it's been done or not, but I see it as a good fight. I see them as too clearly underrated and underappreciated characters who are held back due to the fact they are shown to be lesser compaired to their respective "Major" lead characters they normally hang with.

The fight is held on the rock of Eternity. No BFR or ROs.

Cosmic Cube
I can't think.

long pig
You don't need to. You're too purdy to think!

Cosmic Cube
That means a lot, coming from you.

Psyquis52
I've delved into the reasoning of my psychic elves and they are silent with awe. Beware the proposals of blind women for they are surely filled with water.

Captain Marvel wins 7/10 in my very humble opinion. (seriously, I have a very humble opinion)

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I've delved into the reasoning of my psychic elves and they are silent with awe. Beware the proposals of blind women for they are surely filled with water.

Captain Marvel wins 7/10 in my very humble opinion. (seriously, I have a very humble opinion) You're wrong.

grey fox
Hmmm .


What properties does the rock of eternity have ?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
You're wrong.

Okay...that was fairly definitive. Could you at least tell me why?

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Okay...that was fairly definitive. Could you at least tell me why?
Because I said so...
shifty

Cosmic Cube
eek! Grey Fox is British?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
eek! Grey Fox is British?

He's British and you're just down right mean.cry

grey fox
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
eek! Grey Fox is British?

How long did it take you to figure that out ?

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Psyquis52
He's British and you're just down right mean.cry
I'm terribly sorry.

It's just that you needed to be corrected.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by grey fox
How long did it take you to figure that out ?
What's it like?

long pig
Let's just say the Rock of E' is the same as any normal hard rock. Remember, anything Cap hits him with, Creed becomes it. A lightening bolt against Creel would mean death to Cap.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I'm terribly sorry.

It's just that you needed to be corrected.

I'm okay with being corrected but could you at least tell me why?

I mean, if you don't want to tell me here would you at least PM the reason to me?

I've never done anything to you. I'm a nice guy. Look, I even have a moustache!euro

grey fox
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
What's it like?

Meh , we eat doughnuts without holes , curse slightly less and don't get as much anime.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by grey fox
Meh , we eat doughnuts without holes , curse slightly less and don't get as much anime.

What's sad is that they curse slightly less and yet their curse words are more fun than ours.cursing

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by grey fox
Meh , we eat doughnuts without holes , curse slightly less and don't get as much anime.
You're so lucky... droolio

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Psyquis52
What's sad is that they curse slightly less and yet their curse words are more fun than ours.cursing
big grin Yeah! Like "Bloody Hell!"

Cool, right?

grey fox
Buggering Bastard is a personal favorite.

I get a double word combo W00T !!!!

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I'm okay with being corrected but could you at least tell me why?

I mean, if you don't want to tell me here would you at least PM the reason to me?

I've never done anything to you. I'm a nice guy. Look, I even have a moustache!euro
I know that you are a nice guy, and I love you for that.

But things can't always be the way we want them to be.

You were wrong, and for whatever reason, we'll simply have to face that fact. But we'll face it together.

I like Blackheart too.

Understand?

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by grey fox
Buggering Bastard is a personal favorite.

I get a double word combo W00T !!!!
:applause:

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by long pig
Let's just say the Rock of E' is the same as any normal hard rock. Remember, anything Cap hits him with, Creed becomes it. A lightening bolt against Creel would mean death to Cap. True.

You just want Absorbing Man to win.

Draco69
Actually no. If Absorbing Man absorbs the lightening, it would a stalemate.

Absorbing Man: Hah! I absorbed your stupid lightening! Take this!

Captain Marvel: *SHHHAAAZZAKK*

Billy Batson: Dammit to hell...

Absorbing Man: Now you're dead! *proceeds to fry Billy Batson*

Captain Marvel: Gee...make up your mind. You want me to be Captain Marvel or Billy Batson?

*thus begins an endless sequence of transforming Captain Marvel in and out of his human form...*

long pig
Originally posted by Draco69
Actually no. If Absorbing Man absorbs the lightening, it would a stalemate.

Absorbing Man: Hah! I absorbed your stupid lightening! Take this!

Captain Marvel: *SHHHAAAZZAKK*

Billy Batson: Dammit to hell...

Absorbing Man: Now you're dead! *proceeds to fry Billy Batson*

Captain Marvel: Gee...make up your mind. You want me to be Captain Marvel or Billy Batson?

*thus begins an endless sequence of transforming Captain Marvel in and out of his human form...*
Absorbing man would gain lightspeed movement along with being able to pick up objects like rocks while in energy form. Bill would be hit by a 10 ton rock going near lightspeed. Thus, killin' his ass.

Plus, AM gains total control over the energy he's absorbed, CM won't be able to control the magic lightening once AM becomes it. Same thing happened to Quasar who has total control over his quantum energy.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
Actually no. If Absorbing Man absorbs the lightening, it would a stalemate.

Absorbing Man: Hah! I absorbed your stupid lightening! Take this!

Captain Marvel: *SHHHAAAZZAKK*

Billy Batson: Dammit to hell...

Absorbing Man: Now you're dead! *proceeds to fry Billy Batson*

Captain Marvel: Gee...make up your mind. You want me to be Captain Marvel or Billy Batson?

*thus begins an endless sequence of transforming Captain Marvel in and out of his human form...*

HAHAHA!

You think you're so smart!

What if he touches the lightning, transforms him, THEN touches the ROE?

long pig
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
HAHAHA!

You think you're so smart!

What if he touches the lightning, transforms him, THEN touches the ROE? MOOHOOHAAHAA!

AM might kursplode. sad

Draco69
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
HAHAHA!

You think you're so smart!

What if he touches the lightning, shocks him, THEN touches the ROE?

No idea WHAT the Rock of Eternity is made of nor if AM is capable of absorbing it. It's not even really a rock as more a physical manifestation of magic.

Wouldn't work anyway, since CM can draw energy from the ROE anyway...

Draco69
Originally posted by long pig
Absorbing man would gain lightspeed movement along with being able to pick up objects like rocks while in energy form. Bill would be hit by a 10 ton rock going near lightspeed. Thus, killin' his ass.

Plus, AM gains total control over the energy he's absorbed, CM won't be able to control the magic lightening once AM becomes it. Same thing happened to Quasar who has total control over his quantum energy.


Yeeeah. But AM is simply too stupid to think up something that complicated (to him anyway). You didn't say no CIS at the beginning at the thread.

Nyah! stick out tongue

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
No idea WHAT the Rock of Eternity is made of nor if AM is capable of absorbing it. It's not even really a rock as more a physical manifestation of magic.

Wouldn't work anyway, since CM can draw energy from the ROE anyway... AM can turn into anything, no matter what it is. Even abstract concepts.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
Yeeeah. But AM is simply too stupid to think up something that complicated (to him anyway). You didn't say no CIS at the beginning at the thread.

Nyah! stick out tongue Damnit!

Draco69
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
AM can turn into anything, no matter what it is. Even abstract concepts.

So he can turn into love....?

confused

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
So he can turn into love....?

confused I hope.

Draco69
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Damnit!

And the 15-minute time limit to edit has already passed!


MWHAHAHAHA! evil face

Cosmic Cube
I'm talking out of my ass.

Ask longpig any real questions about AM.

long pig
Damn CIS and it's evil ability to make me angry with rage!

How is Cap's brain when it comes to possesion? AM can now"absorb" into people's minds/thoughts taking control of them.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by long pig
Damn CIS and it's evil ability to make me angry with rage!

How is Cap's brain when it comes to possesion? AM can now"absorb" into people's minds/thoughts taking control of them. He has the wisdom of Solomon

Draco69
Well Neron failed to possess him once.

long pig
But, what's to keep AM from absorbing his thoughts/mind? It's not telepathy or even a battle of willpower. It's AM absorbing someone's thoughts like he would their strength/durability.

Draco69
AM can absorb thoughts...?

Scientists would have a field day with this one....

And still AM is too damn dumb. He would do what he normally does.

Say something stupid. Flex his muscles. Absorb his useless cannonball and proceed to attack Captain Marvel...only to fall off the Rock of Eternity and drift throughout nothingness.

Cosmic Cube
The ball and chain is a part of him. He doesn't have to absorb it.

Draco69
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
The ball and chain is a part of him. He doesn't have to absorb it.

I...didn't need to imagine that. Just one ball? Poor guy.... sad

long pig
Originally posted by Draco69
AM can absorb thoughts...?

Scientists would have a field day with this one....

And still AM is too damn dumb. He would do what he normally does.

Say something stupid. Flex his muscles. Absorb his useless cannonball and proceed to attack Captain Marvel...only to fall off the Rock of Eternity and drift throughout nothingness.
Yeah, he can absorb thoughts. Seemingly different thoughts do different things. Confident thoughts make him strong and so on.

He doesn't even need contact to take over someone's head to absorb their mind.

long pig
Originally posted by Draco69
I...didn't need to imagine that. Just one ball? Poor guy.... sad
Having only uno ball is better than 10 balls. Imagine the money spent on ball-care drugs!

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by long pig
Yeah, he can absorb thoughts. Seemingly different thoughts do different things. Confident thoughts make him strong and so on.

He doesn't even need contact to take over someone's head to absorb their mind.
If he's that powerful, they have to make him stupid.

Draco69
Originally posted by long pig
Yeah, he can absorb thoughts. Seemingly different thoughts do different things. Confident thoughts make him strong and so on.

He doesn't even need contact to take over someone's head to absorb their mind.

So Captain Marvel just has to think gay thoughts. AM will turn gay and will want to f*** the bejesus out of CM.

CM being the brave and bold guy he is, will most certainly acquiese.... smokin'

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
So Captain Marvel just has to think gay thoughts. AM will turn gay and will want to f*** the bejesus out of CM.

CM being the brave and bold guy he is, will most certainly acquiese.... smokin'
Eww.

laughing

long pig
Thinking gay thoughts would make him strong if the thoughts were powerful thoughts of gay sex. Meaning if I ever had to fight AM, I'd lose hardcore. sad

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
If he's that powerful, they have to make him stupid.
I guess. Or they could just make him a higher teir villain like when he absorbed all the knowledge of a superhumanly intelligent being. He ended up being able to turn into any metal or anything by thinking of the properties the material was made up of. He actually absorbed intelligence which makes him very uber.

But, he recently jobbed to friggin Spiderman and lost. WTF?

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by long pig
Thinking gay thoughts would make him strong if the thoughts were powerful thoughts of gay sex. Meaning if I ever had to fight AM, I'd lose hardcore. sad


I guess. Or they could just make him a higher teir villain like when he absorbed all the knowledge of a superhumanly intelligent being. He ended up being able to turn into any metal or anything by thinking of the properties the material was made up of. He actually absorbed intelligence which makes him very uber.

But, he recently jobbed to friggin Spiderman and lost. WTF?

I accept you unconditionally.

Spiderman!? Shit!

long pig
So, you won't disown me for loving mangina to it's fullest?!

-jumps out of the closet- Woo Wooo. It'th time to be meeeeeeee. OOOgah!

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by long pig
So, you won't disown me for loving mangina to it's fullest?!

-jumps out of the closet- Woo Wooo. It'th time to be meeeeeeee. OOOgah!

I always transform into an idiot at this time of night.

It never fails.

Oh yeah. Sure.

Cosmic Cube
Why does Superman always say "Great Scott!"?

Who is Scott?

Draco69
That's a mystery in itself....

An old high-school swinger boyfriend maybe?


"GAH! Grrrreeaaattt SCOOOOTT!!"

Lois: Clark, who the hell is Scott?

Superman: Um. It's a..uh Kryptonian god who...watches over the poor and homeless.

Lois: I thought Krypton was a utopia...

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
That's a mystery in itself....

An old high-school swinger boyfriend maybe?


"GAH! Grrrreeaaattt SCOOOOTT!!"

Lois: Clark, who the hell is Scott?

Superman: Um. It's a..uh Kryptonian god who...watches over the poor and homeless.

Lois: I thought Krypton was a utopia...

ROTFL!

I am crying.

Cosmic Cube
Originally posted by Draco69
That's a mystery in itself....

An old high-school swinger boyfriend maybe?


"GAH! Grrrreeaaattt SCOOOOTT!!"

Lois: Clark, who the hell is Scott?

Superman: Um. It's a..uh Kryptonian god who...watches over the poor and homeless.

Lois: I thought Krypton was a utopia...
You cannot possibly have thought of this yourself.

This is infinitely funny.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
I know that you are a nice guy, and I love you for that.

But things can't always be the way we want them to be.

You were wrong, and for whatever reason, we'll simply have to face that fact. But we'll face it together.

I like Blackheart too.

Understand?

Ahhhhhh. How sweet.

Yes Blackheart is very cool. He was also a very trite choice for me make when I switched to him, but I like him.

I think I might be able to face the facts as long as I have my Hostess brand Cup Cakes! No one can withstand the creamy goodness of a Hostess brand Cup Cake! No ONE hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! evil face

bigbran
i like blackheart too, hes just too underated.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by bigbran
i like blackheart too, hes just too underated.

Which is pretty bizarre. confused Why would someone underestimate someone who looks so cool?

bigbran
ya, and hulk hogans daughter is hot.

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