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Ahem...*clears throat*
I title this "The Winds of Change"
I met a girl named Karen
She seemed really sweet
I thought she had it all
In fact, I thought she was really neat
I took her to a hotel
a lovely stately home
she looked at me seductively
I switched off my mobile phone
I dined and romanced her
bought her flowers and wine
then whisked her up the staircase
to room one ninety nine
Lovingly I carried her
into the bathroom suite
I had filled the place with candles
put down the toilet seat!
I placed her in the bubbles
and she gave a sensual laugh
but the ambiance soon vanished
when she farted in the bath.
*Takes bow*
Thank you, Thank you....
I title this "The Winds of Change"
I met a girl named Karen
She seemed really sweet
I thought she had it all
In fact, I thought she was really neat
I took her to a hotel
a lovely stately home
she looked at me seductively
I switched off my mobile phone
I dined and romanced her
bought her flowers and wine
then whisked her up the staircase
to room one ninety nine
Lovingly I carried her
into the bathroom suite
I had filled the place with candles
put down the toilet seat!
I placed her in the bubbles
and she gave a sensual laugh
but the ambiance soon vanished
when she farted in the bath.
*Takes bow*
Thank you, Thank you....