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SHOCKING! and it keeps going and going and going. I'm gonna burn my MM DVD's. Freak much?

A) Thats awefully shallow, I don't Like Marlon Brando because he's attractive...
B) He's NOT that great an actor...

you obviously didn't go much farther than page 3 of 8. you missed so much. ha ha ha ha ha ha. too funny.

Really doesn't matter... Still stupid.

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Really doesn't matter... Still stupid.

http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewforum.php?f=2

peep the view count. that many people disagree with you. also, take note of the other threads views. ha ha ha ha ha ha. I win. Apparently, it's not stupid.

Thats some funny shit.

Ok, let me specify that the first couple of pages are funny, but then it gets lame. Too many people started kissing that guy's ass and next thing you know, he starts trying way way too hard and starts to ruin it.

Originally posted by Myth
Ok, let me specify that the first couple of pages are funny, but then it gets lame. Too many people started kissing that guy's ass and next thing you know, he starts trying way way too hard and starts to ruin it.

dude. tell me you liked the federline bongo track! what about the death threat on voice-mail? the last tom cruise post. what thread are you reading?

"Yeah, YEAH, yeah! Dog, peep dis' shit, yo!"

http://www.tmz.com/media/2006/06/kfed_miami_0618.jpg

"I took dat Piven bongo jam and personally laid down a smokin' hot vocal track over it! Add in Brit on those little tiny cymbals those hula-dancing bitches always be playin' when you eatin' in an Egyptian Restaurant and whaddaya got?"

http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

"That's right. FIRE! Oh, and uh, I almost forgot to mention one more thing...Uhh...You ready?...Okay, here it goes, yo...Dane Cook on kazoo! No shit, fool! DANE COOK on kazoo!!!"

http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

"Is the man funny? Hell no! Is he a master of the kazoo? He's more like whatever would be a step above, like, say a master even!!!"

http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

THE TRACK...

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=11624321

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Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Really doesn't matter... Still stupid.
Ditto.

Originally posted by dills
dude. tell me you liked the federline bongo track! what about the death threat on voice-mail? the last tom cruise post. what thread are you reading?

The bongo track was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. It just made it worse that he pulled some stupid shit out of his ass about it being K-Fed and Dane Cook, etc. Then his fake conversations with Hasselhoff and his take on Adam Sandler being the backup for Click *shudders*. Its like a couple of people told him he's funny, so then he started trying to hard and it became obvious.

The really sad thing is that I SHOULD have enjoyed it simply by him mentioning people like K-Fed and Hasselhoff. To me, they are in the same category of cool based on the corny-ness standards set by stars such as Chuck Norris. But this guy failed to capitalize on my fondness of those celebs. Still, I think his original rants on Matthew's stubby arms were funny.

"Matthew, if you're reading this, you need to have your people call my 'people' so we can work this thing out. You don't know the history of stubby arms. I do. Shit, man. I used to have 'em too. Thanks to you know what, I'm cured."

http://cdn-channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/c/cruise/compu2_7394350.jpg

"Oh, and, uh, Dinkyfats. I don't appreciate the jokes about my non-existent daughter, okay? Not cool. If she were real, I'm sure it would hurt her feelings pretty bad. Do you want that?"

He was great in Dazed and Confused...

Originally posted by Solo
He was great in Dazed and Confused...
"That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same age...."

Originally posted by Myth

What the hell is this?

Originally posted by dills
http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewforum.php?f=2

peep the view count. that many people disagree with you. also, take note of the other threads views. ha ha ha ha ha ha. I win. Apparently, it's not stupid.

view count doesnt mean people like it, it means they clicked on a link.

I agree its pretty stupid.

I'm going to close this.

It's within another forum, plus it's irrelevant.