Who could seduce Wonderwoman the fastest?
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Darth Ownage
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nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by Whittdawg92
Hawkgirl.
She is NOT A DYKE!
Whittdawg92
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
She is NOT A DYKE! right...
Broly92
Originally posted by Whittdawg92
right...
co-sign
bigbran
probably me cu i'm hung like a horse
UniOmni
Originally posted by Juntai
Batman.
Cosigned.......Cuz face it, if a girls gotta lose her v card to a dick, it might as well be the Batdick
Sin I AM
poison ivy.......that girl could seduce anything
MJOILNIR
Thor. Supes is a boyscout. Bats and joker are two creepy. Thor flex's
Tosses his golden lock's, promply bones WW then moves on to the next wench
Juntai
Originally posted by UniOmni
Cosigned.......Cuz face it, if a girls gotta lose her v card to a dick, it might as well be the Batdick
Well, if you read JLA, you know Bruce and Diana got a 'thing'.
Whittdawg92
i'm for poison ivy. she could seduce Medusa or even Scarecrow. Thor would just be fighting her.
Priest
Originally posted by Whittdawg92
Hawkgirl.
co-singed
Apolloknight
Black Panther, Batman, or any High level telepath.
nvrbeenwthagirl
Originally posted by MJOILNIR
Thor. Supes is a boyscout. Bats and joker are two creepy. Thor flex's
Tosses his golden lock's, promply bones WW then moves on to the next wench
She then sneaks into his room at night while he sleeps with the next wench, and turns them both into stone
Soleran
Originally posted by bigbran
probably me cu i'm hung like a horse
How do you hang a horse? That seems crazy to me, Dianna would need a strong man someone like................Juggernaut, he could take her roughside. She-Hulk fell for it.
Juntai
Originally posted by Apolloknight
Black Panther, Batman, or any High level telepath. telepathic attacks dont work on diana.
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
She then sneaks into his room at night while he sleeps with the next wench, and turns them both into stone Yea, shes a hater like that
Juntai
Originally posted by Soleran
How do you hang a horse? That seems crazy to me, Dianna would need a strong man someone like................Juggernaut, he could take her roughside. She-Hulk fell for it. He was talking about a particular area of his body hanging in a similar fashion to a horses hanging part.
Whittdawg92
oh, hilarious.
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by Soleran
How do you hang a horse? That seems crazy to me, Dianna would need a strong man someone like................Juggernaut, he could take her roughside. She-Hulk fell for it.
Juggs is 'da man
Soleran
Originally posted by Juntai
He was talking about a particular area of his body hanging in a similar fashion to a horses hanging part.
It's mane? I don't get it
Whittdawg92
you have a horse mane?? O_o
MJOILNIR
Thor does thisflex and its all over
Soleran
Originally posted by MJOILNIR
Thor does thisflex and its all over
Right, the only thing Thor would do with Wonderwoman is piss her off with his talking. On the other hand I'm sure Thor could share some beauty tips on his hair with her.
Apolloknight
Originally posted by Soleran
How do you hang a horse? That seems crazy to me, Dianna would need a strong man someone like................Juggernaut, he could take her roughside. She-Hulk fell for it.
Yea, Juggy would give it to Diana the way she needs it, she is, a amazon after all.
MJOILNIR
Well if not him then maybe Ellen Degenerous(s?)fear
Priest
Originally posted by MJOILNIR
Well if not him then maybe Helen Degenerous(s?)fear
isent it ellen?
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by Priest
isent it ellen?
Yea your right, Ill fix it
UniOmni
Originally posted by Juntai
Well, if you read JLA, you know Bruce and Diana got a 'thing'.
That i know, but people always tend to lump her and Clark together. Its so boring to me.
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by Soleran
Right, the only thing Thor would do with Wonderwoman is piss her off with his talking. On the other hand I'm sure Thor could share some beauty tips on his hair with her.
Hey whatever works, A players gotta have several tricks
It worked on, Sif, Jane Foster and the enchantress. Even Hela's got a thing for him
Whittdawg92
Ellen??? nah, Rosie O' Donnel is way better.
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by Whittdawg92
Ellen??? nah, Rosie O' Donnel is way better.
Hmmmm, good point
Priest
Originally posted by Whittdawg92
Ellen??? nah, Rosie O' Donnel is way better.
nvrbeenwthagirl
The silver surfer. He's shiny, bald, powerful, and who knows what he's got under all the galactic glaze.
Draco69
You're all wrong. Steve Trevor wins.
The guy was ASLEEP the entire time. And he somehow managed to convince Diana (Pre-Crisis) to come back to America with him....
Whittdawg92
at least Rosie's funny, Ellen's just a wierdo spaz. she might as well marry pee-wee herman.
MJOILNIR
If this thread isnt axed it will have 40 million replies...
Darth Vegas
My vote goes to Poison Ivy.
She could seduce a cheeseburger.
Whittdawg92
Originally posted by MJOILNIR
If this thread isnt axed it will have 40 million replies... co-signed.
Darth Ownage
you all forget Lucifer...
tru-marvell
The Runner...she'd be too happy to resist...but then she'd git real pissed cause it's been said that he's really fast
Metalmanx
Originally posted by Darth Ownage
Contneders-Lucifer Morningstar
Superman
Batman
Joker
Thor
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Thor.
Darth Ownage
Originally posted by Darth Ownage
you all forget Lucifer...
Superboy Prime
Batwoman
Dalak
Vision
Whittdawg92
batwoman??? she sux, batGIRL for the win.
badabing
Originally posted by bigbran
probably me cuz i'm hung like a horse fly
thisredbox
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/cupid.jpg
badabing
Originally posted by thisredbox
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/cupid.jpg
I agree.
bigbran
Originally posted by badabing
bastard
Whittdawg92
only person bats could ever seduce would be robin.
bigbran
and he has. a couple times, just look above your post.
badabing
Originally posted by bigbran
batman.
shockingeer
C1nd3r
I'd pay to see poison ivey and wonder woman hotsex.
badabing
Originally posted by willRules
Aunt May
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!
thisredbox
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Auntmay.png/250px-Auntmay.png#cooliris
serenade
Tha C-Master
Reed Richards.
draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Reed Richards.
co-signed..........
and cyclops!
xmarksthespot
She'd crush Cyclops when she has the big O....
Skeets
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
She'd crush Cyclops when she has the big O....
Please elaborate.
draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
She'd crush Cyclops when she has the big O....
draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by Skeets
Please elaborate.
when she reaches her clim*x
Comicbook_kid
Poor, poor misguided fools.........the correct answer is....NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are three individuals that could seduce Wonder Woman and have her star-studded panties on the floor faster than you could say "Crom's Devils"!!!!!!!
Give up? The greatest warrior/pimp-daddy of the Hyborian Age.....Conan the Barbarian!!!! That's who!! I can't believe nobody's mentioned him yet! He's seduced women ranging from slave girls, to princesses, to goddesses......WW would be no challenge for the Lion of Cimmeria!!!
There's also two other ones that could get the job done ALMOST as fast as Conan......that would be
1. Hercules
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2. Namor, the Sub-mariner
By morning time, poor Wonder Woman would be lucky to be able to walk straight heading to the bathroom to fix her hair and makeup after spending the night with these three royal studs!!!!! They could take what WW could dish out under the sheets and then some......and be back for more~~
Skeets
Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
when she reaches her clim*x
I asked "Ma" not you.
draxx_tOfU
same answer....
Skeets
Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
same answer....
barker
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by thisredbox
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Auntmay.png/250px-Auntmay.png#cooliris
serenade
Dude, wrong in so many ways
bigbran
Originally posted by thisredbox
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Auntmay.png/250px-Auntmay.png#cooliris
serenade grrrrrrrrrr.
oh boy shes fine!!!
MJOILNIR
chair No damnit, no more aunt mayyucky
Avalonofthewind
Lucifer Morningstar - The master pimp. If anyone could pull it off, he could.
Superman - Doesn't even have to try, she comes after him and he's turned it down before.
Batman - Bruce is a millionaire playboy..he's got game.
Joker - He ain't THAT funny....
Thor - She tells him "Thee nay"
badabing
Originally posted by thisredbox
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0a/Auntmay.png/250px-Auntmay.png#cooliris
serenade
Man, that is too disturbing.
MJOILNIR
What about She-hulknaughty
H. S. 6
Waitaminnut... Wonder Woman isn't lesbian. shock
Mindship
Originally posted by Juntai
Batman.
With prep.
Soljer
Originally posted by Mindship
With prep.
I'm sorry. But for some reason, I find this hilarious.
Maybe because "Batman With prep." is so common on these forums.
But still.
Heh...
MJOILNIR
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Waitaminnut... Wonder Woman isn't lesbian. shock
Thats highly debatable
galan7777777
lucifer......of course
Whittdawg92
WW should just change her name to Butch the Ironbox.
Psyquis52
How about hormonal attacks?
Starfox makes her feel like loving her.
Darth Martin
Originally posted by Apolloknight
Black Panther, Batman, or any High level telepath. cosigned. BP can get anyone.
grey fox
Batman - He's going to need a mother box to survive this one....
Thor's a pimp...he can take it
Hercules wont get any , he raped her mother. Consequently he'll have to do the same to get an y from WW
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=7015300
...I'm thinking tentacle rape.
MattDay
who actually has got a kiss off of wonder woman? name a list or whatever...
joesha28
Originally posted by Soleran
How do you hang a horse? That seems crazy to me, Dianna would need a strong man someone like................Juggernaut, he could take her roughside. She-Hulk fell for it.
Scan...
Mindship
Originally posted by Soljer
I'm sorry. But for some reason, I find this hilarious.
Maybe because "Batman With prep." is so common on these forums.
But still.
Heh...
You took it in the right spirit for the right reason.
I think if KMC were ever to adopt an official tagline/punchline, "Batman with prep" would be it.
...though I could also see "Batman with motherbox" not far behind
Dreampanther
Originally posted by Darth Ownage
Contneders-Lucifer Morningstar
Superman
Batman
Joker
Thor
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Well, the obvious answer here is The Flash, however, it might be over so fast she literally doesn't feel a thing!
Arahan
Peter Parker
Diana sees Peter how he tries to make her an offer in his own shy and
clumsy way. She thinks ohhhh he is cute and takes him home for a little
wrestle match in her bed.
Never underestimate the Parker Charme
MattDay
anyone got any pictures of her getting "cozy" with fellow heroes???
Tassadar
Originally posted by grey fox
Batman - He's going to need a mother box to survive this one....
Thor's a pimp...he can take it
Hercules wont get any , he raped her mother. Consequently he'll have to do the same to get an y from WW
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=7015300
...I'm thinking tentacle rape.
"Remembers scene frpm Guyver movie when the evil chick got a Guyver unit"
BobbyD
I would certainly like to try!
xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Arahan
Peter Parker
Diana sees Peter how he tries to make her an offer in his own shy and
clumsy way. She thinks ohhhh he is cute and takes him home for a little
wrestle match in her bed.
Never underestimate the Parker Charme
No one without superhuman durability of the level of at least Namor would be able to handle her big O... unless you're saying Pete's so lacking in that department that he can't get her there.
grey fox
Originally posted by Tassadar
"Remembers scene frpm Guyver movie when the evil chick got a Guyver unit"
That was funny as hell
Arahan
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
No one without superhuman durability of the level of at least Namor would be able to handle her big O... unless you're saying Pete's so lacking in that department that he can't get her there.
dont forget the spider sense, it will warn him if she tries some heavy moves
Darth Martin
Namor
Batman
Black Adam
Black Panther
SuperChangeling
The Hulk with his fore ever growing jenital's.
JohnnyDo3
Bruce Wayne would do her
xmarksthespot
Only if she dressed up in green hotpants, a red vest, a yellow cape and a mask...
MJOILNIR
What about ol' Beta Ray Bill
Thanos_1971
Originally posted by bigbran
batman.
complexbrother
my short list
http://dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/black-panther.jpg
a king should be able to entice a princess
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badabing
Wolverine. Who needs viagra when you have adamantium covering every "bone"?
bigbran
Originally posted by badabing
Wolverine. Who needs viagra when you have adamantium covering every "bone"?
rotiart
The impossible man would seduce her the fastest.. because.. we would think its impossible for him to do it.
Apolloknight
Reed Richards,
I mean, what I wouldn't give to have his powers for a day. Seriously.
Broly92
Herself
I mean... who would know how to seduce her better than herself
Whittdawg92
Originally posted by Broly92
Herself
I mean... who would know how to seduce her better than herself
i smell a masturbation joke coming (cumming)
Parallex
I gotta go with Namor, cuz he's always smooth, He'd have wonder Woman lap dance'n in an hour.
The Black Panther was aways a ladies man and kinda Mac Daddy.
Conan or Thor would put the smash on that ass ( Wonder Woman would dig Boths style.
Who knows she might just be a wild freak on the DL and would want some kinky Joker or Lobo type! lol
This is one of those times have'n the powers of Flash or the Runner would NOT be considered a plus , However the unstopable Juggernaut , never tired, never resting, come on now ! He's bringing some serious things to the table . Tie her ass up with that lasso ( so she could'nt fake an orgasam ha ha) and go to work!! LOL !!!!
Wolverine2006
i edited this I say Thor since shes into gods and stuff....if not Batman
Darth Pwnage
Originally posted by Parallex
I gotta go with Namor, cuz he's always smooth, He'd have wonder Woman lap dance'n in an hour.
The Black Panther was aways a ladies man and kinda Mac Daddy.
Conan or Thor would put the smash on that ass ( Wonder Woman would dig Boths style.
Who knows she might just be a wild freak on the DL and would want some kinky Joker or Lobo type! lol
This is one of those times have'n the powers of Flash or the Runner would NOT be considered a plus , However the unstopable Juggernaut , never tired, never resting, come on now ! He's bringing some serious things to the table . Tie her ass up with that lasso ( so she could'nt fake an orgasam ha ha) and go to work!! LOL !!!! but then everybody else would be pissed cuz her vagina is now a foot wide.............................. after Juggs hump'd her hard as crap for 3weeks nonstop
MJOILNIR
I hear Batwoman may have a chance.......
Rols
Id, have to say Eros. Phyla, Moondragon, and Wonderwoman...hmm...Lesb. trio.
soxfn89
I say batman. hes got money and he is a badass
soxfn89
Batman. Hes rich, smart, and a badass
manjaro
Originally posted by Darth Ownage
Contneders-Lucifer Morningstar
Superman
Batman
Joker
Thor
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mandrill or hank mccoy they both emit pheromones that cuase bitches to go crazy
Parallex
Originally posted by soxfn89
Batman. Hes rich, smart, and a badass
Batman may kick everybody's ass but even with prep time and a gang of cialis, batman would get worn out by a Goddess.He's only human, It'd have to be somebody that could back up the talk and have her interested and hyped enough to go for it.We are not talk'n bout a relationship, just simple lustful seduction.Even Adam Warlock might gain her interest, but the Batman's and Spiderman's and any non uber powered dudes or chicks are outta their league.
manjaro
hmmmm juggernaut ran thru she hulk and her vagina turned out just fine
Grimm22
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
She is NOT A DYKE!
Well actually since she grew up on an island of extremly hot women I highly doubt that Diana has never had any sexual relationship with another woman
If you ask me she's Bi.
Either way, I win
Whittdawg92
Butch Ironbox hates everyone cuz she's got a penis. she wouldn't even masturbate cuz she hates herself too.
galan7777777
how is this even a contest lucifer morningstar is a friggin cosmic pimp!
darthgoober
Gambit, that guy can seduce just about anyone.
batdude123
I'm not sure anybody even CAN seduce her considering she has a bigger penis than 90% of characters in comics....
rotiart
If juggernaut wanted an Amazon... no Trojan could stop him.... get it... get it.... :P
Wondernauts Juggerwomans! babys babys everywhere!
superstoner
Originally posted by galan7777777
how is this even a contest lucifer morningstar is a friggin cosmic pimp! exactly, he is only outplanned by his father...plus
omni-charisma,infinte will..... experiencedevil2devil2
invisiblewoman
Originally posted by galan7777777
how is this even a contest lucifer morningstar is a friggin cosmic pimp!
seriously he is the hottest character. smart, charming, handsome. she would be all over him kisses
ExtraMision5555
whats up with some of the hentai-esque comments in this thread? rofl
kinda funny, but kinda chilling
invisiblewoman
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
whats up with some of the hentai-esque comments in this thread? rofl
kinda funny, but kinda chilling
what do u mean?
SpunkySmurph
No, you're all wrong.
This is exactly how Rouge defeats her in the next Marvel vs. DC
Big Sexy
Originally posted by galan7777777
how is this even a contest lucifer morningstar is a friggin cosmic pimp! He wouldn't want her though. Makizeen is who he loves.
invisiblewoman
Originally posted by Big Sexy
He wouldn't want her though. Makizeen is who he loves.
thast true, he is taken!
Inhuman
The runner .
Thats one of his powers
galan7777777
Originally posted by Big Sexy
He wouldn't want her though. Makizeen is who he loves. very true, but if he had to try and get her.....he wouldnt have a problem doing so
BloodyAngel
What about Starfox?
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