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i got a job at my local blockbuster, its like a 1 minute drive, its awesome

congrats. you are most fortunate.

Cool. I think I know which Blockbuster you work at. I live 5 miles away from you, don't I?

Blockbuster, huh? So you get to rent free movies. Pretty sweet deal, man.

Do they have movies that people don't normally get to rent that only employees rent?

What are you talking about here? Porno, or what?

I mean gore films where they gut people during a bloody war or somethin, not films where girls get it up the @$$.

lol no, in fact the employees cant rent new releases, and rex, where do you live??

Costa Mesa, California. Ever driven on a road called Regatta in HB?

no, i work at the blockbuster on Beach Blvd and main, its righ tnear a mcdonalds.

Yeah, I know. I'm askin if you've ever been on that road.

no i have not.

nice going, keep the movies coming

Well done chap.

I was in BB last night as a matter of fact, we rented "City of the Living Dead", thats the kind of thing you like too isn't it. What a coincydink.

FX were pretty bad except when Bob got drilled through the face, that was suprisingly good SFX.

You're nineteen, aren't you, Backfire? Are you going to collegee?

Congratulations.

city of the living dead, i own that, i bought it without watching it cuz its made by one of my favorite directors lucio fulci. i was really disapointed with it, besides a few scenes. yeah im 19

Congrats, man !

Do you wear your leatherface to work ? That would be cool.

Are you going to make a fool out a people who rent Bay films?

How I don't have a cool job like that?

because you are to smart to have a job like that, only stupid people get hierd for these jobs!

then why arent you working for blockbuster

It was a dissapointing "Living Dead" movie, I didn't like the way the zombies could disappear and stuff. It seemed a bit more supernatural than the other zombie movies of this genre. I like the good old fashion zombie films where the zombies only get the humans by thier sheer numbers.

I am to smart!

Do they have a porno section ?

ToMacco will want to know.

Yes, if his pics are still online.

I'm sure backfire has already put the chainsaw massacre in the section of "employee picks".

And Evil Dead as a second choice.

Do you think he trick-or-treats in that mask ?

I guess so. That or his Mother Superior costume.

lol, this blockbuster doesnt have an employee favorites, but if it did, it would be filled with obscure films that would disturb many people. and no there is no porno section in blockbuster, we are a "family establishment" *bull shit*

First Blockbuster store ever is a couple of miles from my house.
Are they going to make you take a pilgrimage?

Who would want to rent a porno anyway. The tape itself has to be all gumed up with other people's love muck.

id hope people would be more sanitary then that.

I agree with To about renting porno movies, but I don't think it would be...gummed up...ick.

You seem to know a lot about it.

Gummed up ?

To - that is so gross !!!


But funny, as usual.

told you he was a redneck

ToMacco - please fill this out.


Number of times you've seen Elvis ___

Number of times you've seen a UFO ___

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO ___

Also answer these.

Number of teeth in your mouth ___

Color : White ___ Gray ___ Black ___

Don't know ___

dont know cause I cant read ____________

is it japanese?

Can you play the dueling banjo song? Yes______ No_______

That kid couldn't. It was someone else's arms.

At least Burt still had his hair.

are we back to Smokey again

I thought we were still on....what the hell was the name of that movie ? Deliverance !

But if you wanna talk about Smokey some more, we can.


Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, I'm in a damn hurry.

dr pepper

Thank you nice lady.


Are we doing 110 ?

We're doing 110 !

Why do you wear that hat ?

Sally Field was kind of cute..... then

She was a bony little thing.


I think her and Burt were boinking for awhile after that.

Burt da man

Yes he was. In his day.

I think he boinked Sally in Hooper too.

Aaaaah Hooper, you're bringing back fond memories here Gundy I can tell you. keep talking babe.

Hooper was great.

I guess Burt wished he would have been named Sonny. Cause he used that name in "The End" too. I liked that stupid movie too. Dom DeLuise kills me. He played such a great lunatic.

Deluise is funny

Oh God....how about Cannonball Run ? What was superhero guy that Dom kept changing into ? Captain somebody.

Captain Howdy?
No, that's the exorcist.

Captain.........captain.........I can't remember.

Dammit thats gonna haunt me now, somebody please remember.

Captain USA. Wasn't that it ?

Could be, didn't he change the name of "him" in the second film?

Ha! "him", just realised I remembered that.

if we are thinking of the same capt america, i just want to say that the movie suck!

it's a different one, thomas

We're talking about Cannonball Run.

You're right Mech - they kept saying "HIM"

puhhh, I was getting nervous now! wasent it shaquile O Niel who starred in that movie..(capt america)?

Did they make a Captain America ? I must have missed that one.


Shucks.

I've never seen it either. After the farce they made of The Punisher, I was a little scared what would be made of Spiderman but we all know that was really good. Just gotta wait and see what The Hulk looks like, I downloaded a trailer from this site the other day and it looks pretty good.

Captain USA doesn't sound quite right somehow, I'm gonna have to put my thinking cap on and come back to you Gundy.

I found it Mech.

It was Captain Chaos. (queeq will be pleased)

Check this out:

http://us.imdb.com/Details?0082136

Cpt. Chaos.

Good work Gundy.

The outtakes of Burt's movies were always great.

they are funny. Evening shades sit com, supposed to be in Arkansas.

I nominate Gundy as our chief of research

she already got that job

Can I be president of high jinks and tomfoolery?

*Does impression of cat from Stuart Little 2*

Pleeeeeease.

I want to be queen.

forget the queens....i want to see ep. III and lotr II and III tonight

*puts Burger King crown on Lauren*

I said queen not king

Maybe you could be an evil dictator, that sounds more dramatic.

yeah, you could play Dooku

No. I am queen. Like Queen Elizabeth I.

old

finti is the evil dictator.

Ush is the professor.

We're getting new roles again around here.

Do you want to be something else ?

Besides the next us president ?

so jukebox is out???

Well maybe you better just stay as the jukebox.

queeq can be the evil dictator.

Of course evil dictators exist merely to be de-throned....

indeed

*jumps up and down* what will I be, what will I be??

fish on the wall

mah can be the Duke of something....

duke of th pound, now caught and on the wall

stop with your fishy jokes!

What will i be gundy?

phinney can be the Minister of Defense since he knows how to start wars and things.

yeah but havent got a clue how to end them

that's the normal way

not if you are a brilliant tactician, then you beat the crap out of your opponent and end it with their surrender

Can I be a Duke of Hazard?

Hehehe. Duke of Wellington ? Count of Basie ? Duke of Earl ?

earl of duke

How about the Earl of Sandwich.

I like sandwiches a lot.

earl of grey

I was before and will be again: -

Lord Mechmoggy of the clan McMechmoggy

The Queen wil give out the titles. Rex is kng

Get it?

Yes, very good, little one...

King Rex, King King , almost King Kong!

King Rex, King King almost Wan K.....oh wait that's too far.

so his name is rexus then

T-Rex.

nah to cool

I wonder how BackFire is making out at Blockbuster. He must have gotten his first paycheck by now. Probably out blowing it on chainsaw blades....

or forehead tattoos

Maybe you could refer him to the place you went for those.

Tee hee, I've got one in my lip.