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Gwen Stacey and Uncle Ben VS Harry Osborn (without GG formula) and Aunt May

They fight in the Parker house in Queens. Hidden somewhere in the house is a shotgun filled with ammo. They can also use any ordinary objects that might be in a house to their advantage

No Prep


Who wins?

Aunt May is in ?? then the other team is screwed

Uncle Ben is Aunt May's kryptonite

Dont compare http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8382/untitledhz1.pngto this http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8602/auntmayoa0.png

I see the battle going like this.

Gwen is running round screaming and looking for the shotgun. Harry is chasing Gwen cos who wouldn't????? Meanwhile Uncle Ben is repeatedly punching Aunt May in the face. He doesn't care she was his wife, all he cares about is the funny face punching. fish

Gwen finds the gun and gets into a desperate struggle over it with Harry. Meanwhile Uncle Ben is still punching Aunt May. bangin

Harry manages to get the gun free from gwen before she can fire it or anything. Uncle Ben is still Punching Aunt May. chair

Harry fires the gun. Gwen grabs Uncle Ben and uses him as a human shield to save herself. Aunt May kicks the gun out of Harry's hand, forgetting they are on the same team (cos old people are forgetful like that, it happens with age ) She then shoots Harry.

then may and Gwen decide to both become lesbians and run off to Mexico

Originally posted by willRules

then may and Gwen decide to both become lesbians and run off to Mexico

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What do you guys think?

Originally posted by Tassadar
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Dont compare http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8382/untitledhz1.pngto this http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8602/auntmayoa0.png
Who is the boss?....
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7479/auntmayuncleben1026im6.jpg
Ben

Yeah but May is waaaayyyy hotter and you all know it

You are screwed up!! fear

so who would win?

Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben 9/10


Gwen sues Harry for abuse and wins and as stated before May can do nothing to Ben

But Harry isn't stupid. Surely he can find some bridge laying about the house, to push Gwen off

BUMP

Is this cosmic aunt may?
if so , she takes it 10/10

BUMP

COME ON GUYS THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT!

Uncle Ben for teh win.

He takes May down with some good ol' household justice, namely the Hank Pym variety. Gwen is the 'good girl' so she dies without putting up a fight. Harry bursts into the Kitchen (where Ben is using Gwen's teeth to open up a cold brewski) crazed and armed.

Ben's not a chump however; and talks down Harry with a inspiring speech about responsibility and it's various uses. Harry hands over the firearm in a sign of peace.

Then Ben f*cks his shit up !

The guy doesn't even pull the trigger, just uses the frikken stock to bludgeon Osborn to death.

Interesting. Although i don't see May going down without a fight. And Ben's blood pressure is not what it used to be, y'know being....dead. I think even if Ben drops May she could do enough damage for a weedy kid like Harry to take him down

Either that or it just comes down to Gwen vs Harry as both Ben and May forget where they are.

Spite.

AuntMay is over Surfer on her lowest showing

Originally posted by Broly92
Uncle Ben is Aunt May's kryptonite Quite the opposite my son.

Hey this is Aunt May before the whole cosmic herald incident. In this fight she doesn't have any superpowers except the ability to look smokin hot like usual.

Originally posted by willRules
Hey this is Aunt May before the whole cosmic herald incident. In this fight she doesn't have any superpowers except the ability to look smokin hot like usual.

The Herald incident was non cannon . . .

Galactus is far beneath May's notice usually.

For what her endurance? She's been in more comas or hospital beds than I have had hot dinners

Even death couldn't stop Aunt may. Sure it turned out to be an actress but that's not the point

BUMP

BUMP

Whats that 5 bumps? You're REAL proud of this arent you? Anyways Ben and Gwen have been dead a lot longer So May and Harry's relatively fresh corpses should take it.

Aunt may's V!g!n@ is like kryptonite to uncle ben so i picked option 3 FTW!

Originally posted by grey fox
Uncle Ben for teh win.

He takes May down with some good ol' household justice, namely the Hank Pym variety. Gwen is the 'good girl' so she dies without putting up a fight. Harry bursts into the Kitchen (where Ben is using Gwen's teeth to open up a cold brewski) crazed and armed.

Ben's not a chump however; and talks down Harry with a inspiring speech about responsibility and it's various uses. Harry hands over the firearm in a sign of peace.

Then Ben f*cks his shit up !

The guy doesn't even pull the trigger, just uses the frikken stock to bludgeon Osborn to death.

You guys forgot about aunt mays adamantium claws and dentures there not to be underestimated she got feats of biting threw wolverine claws or she could just lay one of those super deadly ole woman farts and K.O every one in a spite FTW.

why is Aunt May on Norman's side?

Originally posted by Broly92
Who is the boss?....
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7479/auntmayuncleben1026im6.jpg
Ben

Team 1 ftw. Just because of this picture

Team 1 wins and then they celebrate with a night of lovemaking. Remember, Gwen has a thing for older men- as her fling with Harry's father proved.