The Teen Titans vs. the Incredible Hulk

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Draco69
EVERY Teen Titan there EVER was will try to stop a rampaging Hulk who is very, very upset that McDonald's has stopped selling double cheeseburgers for only a dollar.

No PIS/CIS. No prep. Bloodlust on.

Takes place in Los Angeles. The entire state has already been evacuated.

Soleran
Superboy wins, alone!

So does Raven!

So does Captain Marvel Jr.

wow Hulk gets stomped

Accel
Wait.... did McDonald's really stop selling double-cheeseburgers for a dollar each?

Draco69
Originally posted by Accel
Wait.... did McDonald's really stop selling double-cheeseburgers for a dollar each?

Yes. The bastards!!

mad

Soleran
Originally posted by Accel
Wait.... did McDonald's really stop selling double-cheeseburgers for a dollar each?


No because then it wouldn't be the hulk raging it would have been, reallt it would have!

I just bought 2 of them yesterday they were 2 and change.

Accel
Damn. I just now realized how hungry I am (missed lunch because I was helping my roommate move in to my dorm).

I'm in the mood for one of them burgers now. drool

The Pict
anyway i'll say the hulk wins, but then again i don't know much about the teen titans

Basti0n
Hulk would rip Conner Kent in half!

One punch would liquify Robin

Raven Might have a chance if she can withstand his rage enough to shut him down with her soul self.

Shorty G
Wont this be closed because theres to many people, anyway yes tehy can stop him after alot of people are hurt or killed.

Draco69
Ya know. There's more Titans than Robin and Superboy.

Like Risk. Joker's Daughter. Red Star. Starfire. Tempest...

Basti0n
There only hope is Raven, all the others will just make him madder and thusly stornger.

If ravens soul self can hold him she could calm him down and he would change back.

General Kon-El
Originally posted by Draco69
Yes. The bastards!!

mad laughing where do you live? i live in california aahahah and the double cheeseburgers here are a dollar. well in my vicinity at least.

The Pict
double cheeseburgers are 99p here i think

Scoobless
My respect level for Hulk is definitely rising these days.

Give me a list of the more powerful Titans

Thanos_1971
Originally posted by Draco69
EVERY Teen Titan there EVER was will try to stop a rampaging Hulk who is very, very upset that McDonald's has stopped selling double cheeseburgers for only a dollar.

No PIS/CIS. No prep. Bloodlust on.

Takes place in Los Angeles. The entire state has already been evacuated.

laughing @Hulk on rampage because McDonalds stopped selling DCB for a dollar

MightyEInherjar
Holy shit, double cheeseburgers aren't a dollar anymore!? That's HUGE news!

Soleran
Superboy, Wondergirl, Raven, Tempest, Starfire, Bart etc etc

Not to mention Superboy's TK could pick up Hulk and just throw him into space without even touching the Hulk!

Basti0n
his tk isnt that strong

raven is their only hope

Draco69
Not necessarily. Tempest is like Iceman. He can suck all the water out of Hulk. Omen can teleport him. Kid Flash can steal his speed.

Not to mention they have Kid Lobo, Captain Marvel Jr. and Lady Marvel.

And the Flash was a Teen Titan....

Soleran
Originally posted by Basti0n
his tk isnt that strong

raven is their only hope


Hit TK picked up a castle with no sweat at all, Hulk takes a free flight trip or as Draco said Tempest sucks the moisture from him etc etc, titans win.

Draco69
Hulk isn't very heavy. He weighs about a ton....

Demonic Phoenix
Originally posted by Draco69
Hulk isn't very heavy. He weighs about a ton....


umm how exactly will they lift him if he's angry at macdonalds? I don't think he'll be still as a baby in a cradle.

Soleran
Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
umm how exactly will they lift him if he's angry at macdonalds? I don't think he'll be still as a baby in a cradle.


Nope but with Superboy's TK he doesn't actually have to touch him to lift him! Titans really do slaughter the hulk heresad

superbatman86
So overkill it's not even funny.Some Titans teams would curbstomp the Best JLA and Avenger teams.

Draco69
Originally posted by Soleran
Nope but with Superboy's TK he doesn't actually have to touch him to lift him! Titans really do slaughter the hulk heresad

Superboy looks at Hulk. Hulk flies...

Nogoodnamesleft
Hulk kills them all. Speaking of food, I think I may sneak over to KFC and get something there against my father's will. He's always trying to stop me, he thinks that KFC is unhealthy and that it'll give me something called "heart disease". Lol. Whut a reetard.

nvrbeenwthagirl
You put too many titans up against the hulk. Um the flash was a titan. Green lantern was a titan. super girl was a titan. superboy. impulse. Troia. Freaking Troia was stronger than almost any hero I ever seen in comics that wasn't an abstract. SHe had like 50 titans powers and was a titan. The hulk looses very badly. The titans would suffer some losses, but the hulk would be past.too many powers available. and lot's of smart people to boot.

Draco69
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
You put too many titans up against the hulk. Um the flash was a titan. Green lantern was a titan. super girl was a titan. superboy. impulse. Troia. Freaking Troia was stronger than almost any hero I ever seen in comics that wasn't an abstract. SHe had like 50 titans powers and was a titan. The hulk looses very badly. The titans would suffer some losses, but the hulk would be past.too many powers available. and lot's of smart people to boot.

Oh yeah. Kyle WAS a Green Lantern for like three issues.

Oops. Oh well...

Validus
Even without Kyle you still have guys like Flash and Earth Angel Supergirl. Hulk is boned.

Tron
That sounds gross... no expression

ThePittman
With this many foes and the roster of the TT, hulk doesn't stand a chance.

Soljer
There are TONS of titans that could Solo the Hulk. This is ridiculous.

Validus
Originally posted by Tron
That sounds gross... no expression
thumb up

D-Block
Hulk goes down hard.

bigbran
Superboy by himself, would destroy hulk.

Scoobless
Originally posted by bigbran
Superboy by himself, would destroy hulk.

Not sure about that... without BFR I think Hulk could take him

rotiart
Its funny that by himself... Hulk takes on the entire Avengers lineup... However... the Avengers go toe to toe with JLA.... and JLA treats Titans like the Avengers treat the Young Avengers... and yet... and yet... Hulk loses to Titans.

What in the world?

xmarksthespot
Hulk loses.

rotiart
I'm just saying that the power levels of DC are ludricous...

SANDURZ: Prepare ship for light speed.
HELMET: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

SANDURZ: Light speed, too slow?

HELMET: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

SANDURZ: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

SANDURZ: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...

DC characters belongs in the movie spaceballs.

bigbran
Originally posted by rotiart
I'm just saying that the power levels of DC are ludricous...

SANDURZ: Prepare ship for light speed.
HELMET: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

SANDURZ: Light speed, too slow?

HELMET: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

SANDURZ: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

SANDURZ: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...

DC characters belongs in the movie spaceballs. laughing laughing laughing ....

xmarksthespot
Hulk isn't ludicrous? confused

bigbran
No, his pants are!

Skeets
Hulk would lose eventually but he'll kill more than half of the Titans.

xmarksthespot
Purple pants are incredibly malleable even in the real world..

Skeets
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Purple pants are incredibly malleable even in the real world..
you wear purple pants?

bigbran
Originally posted by Skeets
you wear purple pants? I wish!

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Skeets
you wear purple pants? Only when you want me too. droolio

Skeets
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Only when you want me too. droolio
I prefer no pants,thank you very much.

xmarksthespot
But then you won't get to see how malleable purple pants can be...

bigbran
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But then you won't get to see how malleable purple pants can be... What about purple chaps?

ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by Draco69
EVERY Teen Titan there EVER was will try to stop a rampaging Hulk who is very, very upset that McDonald's has stopped selling double cheeseburgers for only a dollar.

No PIS/CIS. No prep. Bloodlust on.

Takes place in Los Angeles. The entire state has already been evacuated.


WTF??? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???????????????? !!!!!!
i was just at mcdonalds

although i DESPISE fast food

if i absolutely HAD to eat it, that wasnt a bad choice


wtf/???
when?

Horrificus
Hulk sucks.

Darth Vegas
Hulk smash.


And wins this.

xmarksthespot
If by wins you mean loses, I agree completely.

Soleran
Originally posted by Scoobless
Not sure about that... without BFR I think Hulk could take him


Oh its true, Superboy could, Superboy could!!!!!!!!

Blair Wind
what was Troia's deal? I mean what actual powers did she have?

and...........TT wins no expression
Whoever thinks he can take Wally + Kyle and every other TT ever......well.....they can kiss hulks pants in remembrance no expression

Skeets
Originally posted by Blair Wind
what was Troia's deal? I mean what actual powers did she have?

Her history keeps changing along with her powers.I just see her as Wonder women lite,even though she's supposed to be more powerful(unless they changed that whole moon goddess thing)srug.

xmarksthespot
Bump... happy

How does World War Hulk fare!?

Magee
he dies

Symmetric Chaos
Every Titan ever? Titans

CasanoVa
By the way things are going lately, there won't be any Titans around to fight him.

Hulk wins by default.

But seriously, Titans would win, Hulk'd definetly take a few of them down though erm.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by CasanoVa
By the way things are going lately, there won't be any Titans around to fight him.

Why does anyone even join the Titans anymore?

CasanoVa
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why does anyone even join the Titans anymore?

I heard they had a great dental plan.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by CasanoVa
I heard they had a great dental plan.

Is it one of those "if your best friend dies you get to harvest the corpse" deals?

CasanoVa
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Is it one of those "if your best friend dies you get to harvest the corpse" deals?

I think so.

But for some people, I don't reckon they're keeping the corpse for harvesting.

Dibs on Cassie haermm.

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