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Okay!! Here is a role playing thread!The only characters are Will,Jack,Liz,Norri,Beckett,Davy,Tia,Barbossa,Bott
strap,and Jacks dad,...
Oh! Those two girls from Tortuga and Mr.Gibbs,and monkey...
No one gets a specific character,...just pick one and go along,...
i.e. you started with Jack and a few turns later someone else used Jack,..Just use another character for your turn. You CANNOT play two chartacters in one turn. Please make this interesting and funny,.. no gay stuff,...and use your imagination.
I'll start:

Will: Nice going Jack! You got us stuck here on this bloody island! How do we get off now? You lost the Pearl to Barbossa,.. AGAIN!!!

Jack: Indeed...and thats now the third time ive watched that man sail away with my ship while ive been stranded on this god forsaken spit of land! ...personally i blame Gibbs

Gibbs: What I'd do Cap'n?

Jack: What you always do...

*looks around, trying to think of something that he could actually blmae gibbs for..he cant think of anything*

... Wheres the rum?

*looks sharply at Elizabeth, remembering the last time....*

IF there is any still left!

*swaggers off further down to the beach to where he knows the rum will still be hidden*

Liz:
*follows Jack to where he thinks the rum is*
Not there! Only one bottle left.
*she shakes the half empty rum bottle*

Jack: *smirking at her*

Then i guess its just you and me darlin'...theres only enough for two in that bottle you got there...and i don't have no objections to sharin' it with your lovely self...unless you object to that? And even if you did i wouldnt pay attention anyway.

Liz:*walks up to him and stares him in the face*
Rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful men into complete scoudrals,... Plus we need fuel for a fire.
*walks off with rum*

Norri: *watches the exchange between the two*

Jack:*sits down and ponders how he will get the rum back*

Jackamm cant think anything right now(Gues which Jack)

takeing guess:monkey
Story:
Will:*walks to frustrated Liz*
What was that all about??

Jack: *looks over at Norrie*

Hes got enough meat on him to burn quite nicely..

Liz: Jack don't even think about cooking any of us,...
*parrot comes flying in*

Jack:whos up for Barbecue?

Norri: *sees Jack looking at him the back to the fire...thinking.* Ohhh nooo.
*Runs*

jack runs after Norri:Wait if we dont clean you we can get sick(Holding a Fork and a Knife in his hands)

Liz:*steps between Jack and Norri*
Stop it. We are not cannibals!!

Norri: *yells* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!! Ohh,thank you Elizabeth.

Elizabet:Yes we are not caniblas so will give you to the Natives in exchange for food devil

Norri:*gulp*

(sarcastically: Nice to know Norri is loved)
Norri: Why don't we eat the monkey? At least it is an animal.Besides,trading me wouldn't get you anything. The only food they have is human.

Liz:Well noone need to know about it.So well Ladys first(Atack Nori)

Jack:better than nothing

Gibbs:
*On his hands and knees over the sand rubbing two small sticks together quickly*

Oh for the love of!-

*Looks up exasperatedley...*

Has anyone got a light?

Will:*walks over with flashlight*
Here.

GIBBS: Aye, that'll about do it....


*Looks around*

Now...wheres Elizabeth? ...I always said it was bad luck to have a woman aboard a ship...

Liz:
Here I am!
*runs over but trips on something and does a face plant*

Norri: *while all this was going on,runs away*
Everybody:*relizing he was gone started running after him then...they are suspended in the air in a net.*
Jack:...I blame you Gibbs.
Gibbs:I blame Elizabeth...

Elizabeth:

I blame myself, too

Liz:*finally able to get up after tripping*
Nice to see I'm being helped up!*hinting*

Originally posted by sccch
Norri: *while all this was going on,runs away*
Everybody:*relizing he was gone started running after him then...they are suspended in the air in a net.*
Jack:...I blame you Gibbs.
Gibbs:I blame Elizabeth...
READ THAT!

Jack: I would have helped butif id of touched you then you probably would have got me done for sexual harrassment or something....

I did!! I thought I posted before you,....

i read it too...arg im confused!

r they trapped in a net now?

YES! And Norri ran away.

Davy Jones: *helping liz up* I heard you guys are stranded here in the island and are nearly dead or dying i came to recruit you to my crew.

Liz: Hey i thought you can't step in land for 10 yrs or something like that?

Davy Jones: OH CRAP!!! *runs back into the water*

chill sccch!
Norri:*runs and comes face to face with canibals*
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Cannibals come face to face with norri:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (they run away)

Norri:Uhhh...YAY!

*meanwhile the others trapped in the net...*


Gibbs: Oh! Oh! ive got one! ...i spy with my little eye.....

Liz: how do we get out of here?

Jack: Oh for cyin out loud man you're a grown man........ Is it a rock
Will: Oh there you are.*seeing all of them tiep up on the net* why am I always not included in you're activities *walks away again*

Liz:*turns to Jack*
You didn't have to get all mad at him!!!
*stomps off to Will

Gibbs: How the hell did she got way from the net without cutting it.
Jack: Hmmm. Must be magic.

Will: Liz,.. you wanna talk??
Liz :*sobing* I thought he loved me!! I guess I was wrong.
*lays head on Will and falls asleep*

Parrot:Must be

Jack: *Finally getting out of the net* Whew finally. I knew gibss have strong teeth but whoa. That's was cool.

Gibbs: All in hte days work cap'n

Norri:Where to go.

Lia: Its a bird
Will:no its a plane
Jack:no its,...

Jack: It's Davy Jones back again.

Davy: I'll give yee a trade! Jack!

Jack: There's nothing you have that i'll want.

Davy Jones: *shows the rum*

Jack: Would you take the girl for the rum then?

Davy: You misunderstood me jack the rum is just a gift

Jack: Then whats thge trade about?

Davy: Ya see jack the dutchman's getting pretty crowded. And i'll be needin another ship for me damned crew and guess who i have in mind to be it's cap'n.

*Norri finds his way back to the others*

Jack and Davy: WHAT'S THAT SMELLl.
Norri: *says anoyyingly* You lot try runnin around in a jungle and stay smelling morning fresh then.

They rest shrug
Jack: So you want me to be one of your captains,.. whats the catch?

Anyone give a go?? It's not fun to role play by yourself

Davy:Catch is whatever falls out of the ship and is your to keep

Everyone looks at each other with a clueless expresion

Davy:Then you shall see the true power of the Dark Side(Shoots lightning at everone)http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/prequel-trilogy/episode-ii/15.jpg

Everyone:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
they all run into the forest

Davjuls them back and starts trowing things at them with the force

Jack:

*looks around anxiously, seeing the commotion going on around him*


Wheres my jar of dirt...

Mr.Gibbs:beter get out of here

Jack: I got it! I left it with the rum!

Gibbs: Don't worry Cap'n Jack Sparrow sir, i'll give ya a diversion so ya could get yer jar of dirt.

gibbs: *clears voice*
Ahamammm,..
Ohh! Who lives in a pinapple under the sea!,...
Everyone:stares at him

LOL didn't saw that coming

*Everyone stared including jack looking dumbfounded*

Gibbs: Errrr. Mr. Cap'n Jack Sparrow sir yer supposed to be runnin now.
Jack: oh bugger!!!

Thanks!
Jack:8runs to rum stash with jar of dirt hidden,..*
Found it!

Jack: *Back to everyone* Now what am i supposed to do with the jar dirt again. Am I supposed to hit him with the jar? or throw the sand in his eyes?

Will:Put his heart init??

Jack: So where's the heart then?

*everyone looked at norrington with a big fire and stick looking like his ready for a barbecue*

Liz: theres Norrington,.. now wheres the chest?

JACK:

AH!

*Gets a sudden idea and opends the jar of dirt, spreading it around him in a circle. He sits in it, Buddah style*

Gibbs,.. Um captain,.. why are you sitting in the dirt?

JACK:
Enter and i'll cut your todger off!

Gibbs:Cap'n,.. HAVE YOU LOST IT???

lol

Liz: Jack if you get outta your circle,.. I'll..um.. give you the last bottle of rum

JACK:

No, but you will lose IT if you enter my ring....

hehe

Gibbs:*backs off*
Will:*mutters* Jack has lost his mind

JACK:

No...i just heard Gibbs talking of Sponge bob of the pineapple

*He shudders*

...and it gave me the wiggins

lol

*a voice in the distance*

"OMG! ITS THE OTHERS!"


*The crew turn around to find a fat - hagrid-from-harry-potter-look-a-like running down the beach towards them*

JACK:

Who in gods name is that?


ELIZABETH:

*Squinting, attempting to look*

OMG! ITS HURLY!!!!


*Gore Verbinski suddenly runs onto the set*

GORE:

Sorry guys, we're gonna have to change our island....

^^^ sorry guys, couldn't resist....

carry on with the other story

Originally posted by T.Maria
^^^ sorry guys, couldn't resist....

carry on with the other story

LOL
Ahhh. I was gonna make the LOSt sketch up too. But you beat me too it. but still very funny though.


Back to the story:

Scenario:

*Davy still using dark force. and throwing anything he can.*
*Jack sitting inside the circle of sand to be safe.*
*And everyone else standing outside of it.*

Jack: All right Davy it seems that we will not settle this trough brute force. How about if we play a game. If you win i'll captain your second ship and be your slave. If I win then you'll be my beyatch. Ya HEAR WHAT IM SAYIN DAWG!!!

Davy: aye I'll play,.. Whats ye game??
Jack: Hide-n-go-seek

Davy Jones: I wanted to play Hopskotch!!! WAAA!!!

Jack: Freeze Tag or deals off

Davy: Pooey...

Gibss: For cryin out loud.. both of you. we be men of the sea we need to play a game of seamen. And that game is a game of cards.

A while later......

Jack: Have you got any fours?
Davy: Go fish....

((LOLOLOLOLOLOL))

lololololol

I just found this thread and i think it should keep going - it's halarious!