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gah! 4 those who think that Will is just an annoying eunuch who tries to upstage Johnny, then right heres the place 4 u! screw him and him always taking up film that johnny should have. hahahaha!!!

So: I hate this stupid, ugly idiot!!!!!!! He can't do nothing on his own, I wonder how he could forge a sword????

Did I say: I...HATE...HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, but now I feel much better!

good! let out your expressions! this is what this thread is for!

Oh...I love this thread...we can take out our frustrations on it...I HATE WILL...I wish somebody would just get rid of him....please carve your heart out Will and go join Davy on the Flying Dutchman....and Leave Jack alone.....

Jack is so much better than Will....Jack just steals every scene...because Jack is Pirates of the Caribbean....

I HATE WILL....oh, did I already say that.....I don't particularly care for Orlando either...but Johnny thinks of him as a friend...
but Jack doesn't care much for Will....

one more time because I need the therapy...I HATE WILL

i feel a little better...and I hate Terry and Ted the screenwriters....

yeah, it was a good idea to open this thread!!!!!!!!

and will is a coward, ugly, slim ...and a eunuch and a stupid idiot who gets knocked out every time...

and let's just say it again I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, now i start to feel better!!!!


And I HATE all those WILL/LIZ Shippers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE WILL!!!!!!!!!

nothings certain yet, after the movie comes out u may start sayin that u love the Ted and Terry because they made the RIGHT ending to the movie, not the sucky will/liz ending, so dont go gettin ahead of urself, and dont feel alone, i think we're all gonna need therapy after this

*me beating Will* box

Originally posted by sccch
*me beating Will* box



i hate will

nice! yeah, i made this cuz i mean, theres an I love Will thread, so why not a I Hate Will thread cuz there are a lot of peeps who hate will/orlando! wow, im a hit!

first: chair


then:bangin


at least:bash


hey, but it was MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (look at the will love thread)

Will >tomato

yes, Will is ugly, he's an idiot...he's bloody stupid - from the mouth of Jack Sparrow....he's slimy and UGLY...not one thing sexy about this guy...nope, not at all.....especially when he is next to Jack....

And, for the record...in real life...Johnny so outshines Orlando...poor guy

Bye Bye Will...spam_laser

Originally posted by sccch
Bye Bye Will...spam_laser



I so love this thread...it's making me smile again...cuz i was starting to cry after reading Katelovespirates post.....

come on, everybody join in....lt's continue this Bash Will Party

yeah, johnny is hot---orlando ugly and I hate WILLLLLLLLLLL

Let's get ready to attack Will!!!!
tanktomcattank

haha, this thread is so funny
i'd love to join in, but then i'd feel like a hypocrite 'cause i really don't HATE will i just dislike him

Originally posted by sccch
Let's get ready to attack Will!!!!
tanktomcattank '
scch you are a stitch.....

always SLIMY and STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has been fun, but I've just been shown that Secret Window is on Tv...so I must go watch Johnny's fine self and his great acting in that moive..gosh he is hot

hahaha u huys r too funny! but i asolutley love this thread! now when im angry i will just ramble on and on about how much i hate will! YAY!

I HATE WILL TOO..he ws only added into it because disney needed a "good role model" in movie 1 cuz Jack was so risky..and on the fence..what isWill's POINT?

he doenst have one...thats why we dont like him...he is useless...and not a very good role model, cuz as much as i hate to say it, he is starting ti beocme like a pirate (not a very good one tho)

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
This has been fun, but I've just been shown that Secret Window is on Tv...so I must go watch Johnny's fine self and his great acting in that moive..gosh he is hot boo yah! still havent seen that movie

Originally posted by CaptinJackLover
hahaha u huys r too funny! but i asolutley love this thread! now when im angry i will just ramble on and on about how much i hate will! YAY! hehe! i feel special. i have very good ideas!

this is my new favorite thread.

i'm ashamed to have started the "we love will" thread. I say we boycott it, kill it, possibly say really horrific stuff on it so it gets locked.

I hereby apologize for ever thinking Will had redeemable qualities.

I HATE WILL.

Here is why:
He is annoying as hell.
He has no personality.
He has no brains.
He is too skinny
He holds Liz back
He is passive
He needs Jack to tell him about the oppurtune moment
He is a wimp
He is always angry
He doesnt go with the flow


Here is how Will should die:

Liz and Jack should be making hott sexy love in the cabin. Will peeks through the window, realizes how happy this is going to make everyone but him, and pull a titanic and throw himself overboard. then the pirates all throw a party, and the movie ends with Jack and Liz sailing into the sunset.

man i feel i need to go sailor moon on you guys and defend poor will....

if you cant beat em, join em.

fine *sigh* my place is here...between EVERYONE and will

hey sweetheart, you can HAVE Will. take him away and dont bring him back.

hahahaah kate i love you in a non lesbian way! you are just too funny!
and i love the way you planned Will's death! that would be super hott, with the whole sex scene going on! ahh love it!

fine ok *grabs will and runs*...wait...what am i going to tell james? *gets wide eyed*

Yes,what are you going to tell James?

uh this..."uh...honey....you've always said you wanted to open your mind up to new experiences..."

Originally posted by sailorleo
fine ok *grabs will and runs*...wait...what am i going to tell james? *gets wide eyed*
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Originally posted by katelovespirate
hey sweetheart, you can HAVE Will. take him away and dont bring him back.

Ditto...take will and run and don't bring him back...that is classic.....
This thread will be hard for anyone who likes Will....cuz on this thread we all want will DEAD....

Originally posted by katelovespirate
this is my new favorite thread.

i'm ashamed to have started the "we love will" thread. I say we boycott it, kill it, possibly say really horrific stuff on it so it gets locked.

I hereby apologize for ever thinking Will had redeemable qualities.

I HATE WILL.

Here is why:
He is annoying as hell.
He has no personality.
He has no brains.
He is too skinny
He holds Liz back
He is passive
He needs Jack to tell him about the oppurtune moment
He is a wimp
He is always angry
He doesnt go with the flow


Here is how Will should die:

Liz and Jack should be making hott sexy love in the cabin. Will peeks through the window, realizes how happy this is going to make everyone but him, and pull a titanic and throw himself overboard. then the pirates all throw a party, and the movie ends with Jack and Liz sailing into the sunset.



This is so true Kate...we need to shut down the WE LOVE WILL THREAD...I'm sorry Kate, but I never liked that thread in the first place...in fact, Disney probably read it and said hey, these J/E shippers like Will..guess will give him the girl....just kidding...we know they are waaayyyy too busy to waste their time reading fan messageboards, right?

for the love of god i hope so they'll have to riffle through all the : OMG he's so sexxi!!!!!!!!

yeah plz do take Will....it will hurt his poor little heart to hear all this horrible stuff we are saying....

actually on secind thought! leave him here! we can torture him! YESSS!!!! torture Will party!! cWOOOHHH! this could be funn lol

Originally posted by LovelyOne
I HATE WILL TOO..he ws only added into it because disney needed a "good role model" in movie 1 cuz Jack was so risky..and on the fence..what isWill's POINT?

EXACTLY.... There is no Point to Will in this story whatsoever...except to be annoying...and remind Liz why she should want jack...cuz she could end up with an ugly, sexless, eunichy, bloody stupid boy like Will..instead of a brave, heroic, handsome, sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, good-hearted.man like Jack

Will: Time to go!
ME: indeed! *we run away*

Even Jack is going to join in!
gun_bandana fear<Will

WOOOOHH!!!

Originally posted by CaptinJackLover
hahahaah kate i love you in a non lesbian way! you are just too funny!
and i love the way you planned Will's death! that would be super hott, with the whole sex scene going on! ahh love it!


YAYAYAY!!!!

everyone's saying i love you in a non lesbian way now....i highly doubt it but did i start that?

idk maybe...but i say it to my friends a lot....

lol love the ssex idea! nice hot ssexxi love! oh yeah! they deserve it!Jack can join in all he wants!!gun_bandanascaredriflescaredhahahahaha!
anyone else see Johnny Depp in this smiley?pimp i mean, /w the hat and the little goatee and when he smokes? i mean, its Johnny!

hahah yeah def.!!!!! o and the scrolly didnt work

Psst,IBD43 I sent you another message. I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is cool...
Things to do to Will:
bashblowchairfishgiljotiinipokeyspam_lasertomcatto
matowhip

whoops h/o gun_bandanascaredrifle

scared raygun

hehe nice! i like all those things,Bwa Ha Ha

thanx

no pro

Jumpy

die will!!!giljotiini

lol

DIE WILL

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/toboesrain/a8d6bcf6b3.gif

kewlpicslol

The white one is Will,the black on is me.
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/toboesrain/bscap438.jpg

Awesome!!!

Kill Will hahahaha

I hate Will! Well, I don't hate him but I do dislike him very very much...

OH! I remembered what thing Will did that I liked! I have to go to the other will thread now!

So like it said, and today even more:

I HATE WILL AND ORLANDO AND ALL THOSE STUPID IDIOTS WHO MADE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chair

AND I HATE ALL THOSE WILL/LIZ SHIPPERS TOO!!!!!!!!! raygun

Why dangle something in our faces like Jack and Liz and then turn around and give her back to Will?! She's a bad girl now! She needs a bad boy to challenge her and protect her without smothering her. Will can't even bust her out of jail!

Originally posted by Jacky Sparrow
yeah, johnny is hot---orlando ugly and I hate WILLLLLLLLLLL

haha I think in those pictures they look a like....you should have picked an ugly picture of Orli if you wanted to make him look bad

ah, he looks there bad, i don't find him nice on this picture and i do not have another one of orlando because like i said he's ugly

and they do not look alike!

well of course not all the time, heavens no they dont look a like! haha just in those pictures! You know which ones I'm talking about right??

On the first page, like the 17th post, the one right after the teen choice award one!

yews, i knew the foto and they just have the same position but johnny is sooo hooot and orli just ....ugly

haha okay just making sure you saw who i was talking about...but yeah, I really don't belong in this thread...I actually like Orli!

Originally posted by Jacky Sparrow
So like it said, and today even more:

I HATE WILL AND ORLANDO AND ALL THOSE STUPID IDIOTS WHO MADE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chair

AND I HATE ALL THOSE WILL/LIZ SHIPPERS TOO!!!!!!!!! raygun

Now wait a minute,we LOVE PotC...just not Will.

haha I was gonna wait till someone else noticed that!

I hate his bloody character.(sorry to those who love him).I never used to hate him..the only reason he was added into movie 1 was because they needed a "hero" in there to balance things out cuz Johny's character is a rogue and he was very risky to add..


He's friggin pointless in my books...

he's about as 1 dimensional as a cartoon stick man that I doodle in my school books..

"ahh im the hero.I am sooo perfect...look kids good role model"

the kids like JACK SPARROW you pointless B!TCH!! No one except Orlando bloom fan girls and lovesick women in their 40's love you.."oh couldn't you just take him home for your daughter??"

why are the writers trying to give will purpose all of a sudden?? he is as dull as watching paint dry..even when his character has a new obligation in life..its STILL like watching paint dry..no one GIVES A SHIT if you save your father because no one gives a SHIT about Will Turner and his character development.(don't believe me?? ask the 2 million and 1 critics who LOATHED those ****ing dragging scenes on the Dutchman).

You are the friggin support actor why is the story revolving around you in ANY way??..you are just there to be the "straight guy" well that WAS what you were for..right now..you are pretty much NOTHING INTERESTING

*hides*
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/toboesrain/YOUNGBLACKWOLFINWINTER.jpg




Now, THAT was a rant!

sorry but I'm pissed off at Disney right now..

haha, oh lovelyone very funny and very true

lol I feel bad now..cuz i may have hurt the ones who love him..but with the title of this thread...they know what to expect

Originally posted by sccch
DIE WILL

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/toboesrain/a8d6bcf6b3.gif where did u get that???!!!

exactly...they have their thread! so, no worries!!!

rock on!!

Originally posted by LovelyOne
lol I feel bad now..cuz i may have hurt the ones who love him..but with the title of this thread...they know what to expect

lol, well they should be happy-that just means more will for them...not really but that's okay

true,true. they can have Will, as long as we get to pound the s*** out of his leftovers! unless of course they dont want Will, then we'll pound the s*** out of him!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
where did u get that???!!!

I get all my pics here: http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/toboesrain/?start=all

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
true,true. they can have Will, as long as we get to pound the s*** out of his leftovers! unless of course they dont want Will, then we'll pound the s*** out of him!

haha, yes of course

dude, those pics r awesome! lots of HP too!

yes

ur still freakin spamming, Bwa!

Bwa? That's hilarious... I don't know why though...

okay i hate will, no doubt
but i was watching orlando on youtube and now i sort of like him as a person, of course never as much as johnny, but he has this real dorky but cute side to him that i like
but i dont think i'd ever like any of his movies 'cause he's always some damn hero, and that's just....

i no! hes a pansy!

lol a pansy! He seems too full of himself in a way...

i no!! hes all "Lalalala, i wanna b Johnny, but im awesome" pansy

lol, well idk i've only seen him on three things and from those i liked him

oh, well just so u no, he wants to b Johnny, like, who doesnt?

Maybe a lizard...

no, even lizards wanna b johnny!

geez you reply so fast i can't keep up!

and oh i didn't know, thats gay...i mean i can't blame him for wanting to be like johnny but still gay that he's a wannabe...if ya know what i mean

a lizard? bwa ur so random!
lol

too random 2 b normal

wow u guys have sum interesting conversations...but its entertaining to read!

oh yeah!

I like 'Bwa!' It sounds like what you would name spilled chocolate pudding... At least that's what I thought of when you said Bwa...

While co-star Orlando Bloom tends to duck out of the fanfare, Johnny Depp has continually shown his appreciation for the people who've made "Pirates" one of the strongest box-office beasts.



After filming wrapped for the day on Tuesday evening, Orlando Bloom made a quick escape by jumping in his car and heading out. While Johnny Depp, on the other hand, found time to say hi and take pictures with the dozens of fans waiting to see the actor through a chain link fence that borders the set.



AND THIS IS WHY WE LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!(and not orlando bloom)



source: http://www.tmz.com/category/johnny-depp/

ok, i admit johnny and jack are better than orlando/will, but give the poor guy a break. in pirates 1 i was a total will/liz shipper, but my mind is totally changed now (after seeing pirates 2, im a jack/liz shipper). orlando is a good actor and not exactly what you would call ugly, hes a really nice guy in real life, so back off a little, k?

uummm, ill consider it. no. Orlando is like a watered-down rat. and yes, THAT is why we love Johnny 2 pieces! I love Johnny's purple sunglasses!! they r hot!

lol, i guess he's alright for orlando, but as an actor-dreadful!
i mean he's not dreadful, its just his damn characters!!
though i want to see haven, should be something new (came out today) and the girl who he loves in haven is ana maria from pirates!

really? awesome!

yup yup, and in this one orlando isn't a hero, its like a romeo and juliet story, AND he's a bad boy! so i think it should be good

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
uummm, ill consider it. no. Orlando is like a watered-down rat. and yes, THAT is why we love Johnny 2 pieces! I love Johnny's purple sunglasses!! they r hot!

oh and about the purple glasses, i use to hate them, but they grew on me, i love 'em too now

Originally posted by mmoviejunkie
oh and about the purple glasses, i use to hate them, but they grew on me, i love 'em too now if johhny wore garbage you guys would like it....

ive never really liked them...but i guess they are okay...i prefer him wihtout them...

Originally posted by sailorleo
if johhny wore garbage you guys would like it....

lol, probably and like captain jack luver said i prefer him w.o it

yeah...they kinda make him seem a little older, and i prefer him looking younger l0l

Originally posted by sailorleo
if johhny wore garbage you guys would like it.... or if he didnt, if u no what i mean!

lol, oh yes i know exactly what you mean!

Originally posted by CaptinJackLover
yeah...they kinda make him seem a little older, and i prefer him looking younger l0l

lol, yeah

Originally posted by LovelyOne
I HATE WILL TOO..he ws only added into it because disney needed a "good role model" in movie 1 cuz Jack was so risky..and on the fence..what isWill's POINT?

If there was no Will then the story would have been totally different. His point was to engage in piracy with Jack Sparrow in order save Elizabeth and to fall in love with Elizabeth. That was just how the story was written.

that actually is true
without will the story would make no sense and would be totally random
but he's still annoying

beyond annoying, like throbbing headache inducing!

Yes, but oh well. At least Jack makes up for the dreadful mistake that is Will.

yeah, he did!

my sig is still hot. rah!

I hate will so much he's so naiive I never thought it was possible for some1 to be so stupid. My conclusion: he got exposed to too much poisonus chemicles working as a blacksmith and its mucked up his brain

he never had brains 2 begin /w

too true

WILL IS A FREAKIN STICK THE MUD WHO IS THE STEREOTYPE HOT DUDE !!!!

there..it went

The only problem is that hes not hot

precisely

lol im still laughing at this!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujlG4U4xVu0

HAHA! I LOVE THAT!!!!!ITS ON MY FAVORITES AND I WATCH IT LIKE EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!

What is it?

its these crazy girls who say they know orlando bloom, its real funny watch it

lol can't, gotta go watch finding neverland

Can we bash Legolas? I don't get his character at all! He hardly says a word and all he does is fire those damn arrows! They have Arwen and Galadriel and all the other cool elves to represent the elf race, so why do they need to be represented in the fellowship? He has no purpose. I don't even think he says a word to Frodo in the whole thing.

i've never seen lord of the rings...but i can say that orlando looks ugly in that film...

knwo he doesnt! if you just focus on his face he looks really hot! its just the hair taht screws it up!

I will bash Legolas to pieces, though i understand why Tolkien stuck him in. he was representing the elves. it was important to the overall theme. but i was never hugely into his character.

and IMO, thats not Orlandos best work at ALL. i guess there wasnt much to do with the character. and he is ALWAYS stating the obvious LOL

i think orlando's is in his best in elizabethtown....

i never saw that movie, but i wanted to see it

never heard of it

Legolas says: "And you have my bow." In Rivendell.
I believe only those five words in the entire trilogy. Legolas was so much better in the books. Maybe Peter Jackson was trying to make him appear like a Vulcan; intelligent with his silence and somewhat uninvolved in the present, with different levels of thought. At least Legolas had a few good action sequences in II and III though.

Will has too many morals. He seems only to be there most often to stand around and look pretty, thereby sending fangirls in flocks to the theatre($$$), or to make The Captain look even more immoral and wild than he would be by himself.

(Or get hit over the head by a random pirate, or slapped in the face by Scarlet in Tortuga, or in any other way harmed, maimed, disemboweled, decapitated, almost/completely hanged, or dismembered, so that those like us can laugh are cruel, hollow laughs.)

Bwa filled MWAHAHA-S

i think we are de-humanizing Will in order to appease the fact that we want Liz and Jack together. Will can still be cool and not get the girl, ya know? We dont need to dehumanize him... just to make it okay that he might be disappointed later on. LOL.

but I dont really like what PJ did with Legolas---- he just gave him lots of wierd exposition and not a whole lot of character arc. my favorite part of his is after Gandalf dies in 1 and he has the incredibly confused look on his face. its really nice.

i used to b in love /w Legolas, hes OK now. but we r bashing Will/Orlando, not Legolas

I find it easier to bash Legolas than Will. Will is more three-dimensional than what he seems.

really? to me will is just a blank sheet of paper w/ a smiley face on it....

that is a very good desciption of him Bwa Ha Ha

lol thanx it is isnt it

Will: