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...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:like the Dutch, just less efficient.
like the French, just less romantic.
like the Germans, just less intelligent.5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Imaginary famous countrymen?

This reminds me of a beer Ive had that I think is Belgian... its called Blue Moon... it has a coconut / orangie taste... not bad really.

Blue Moon is good wheat beer. It's even better if you squeeze and orange slice into it and drop it in the drink.

I'm Belgian

Originally posted by Impediment
Blue Moon is good wheat beer. It's even better if you squeeze and orange slice into it and drop it in the drink. hmmm I know what Im gonna drink this weekend. That sounds nice and I need to up my vitamin C anyways.

We do not make fun of Belgians... oh wait.

I thought this thread was called
" Top 10 Reasons For Being...

...Bloigen"


I am very disappointednahuh

That's what she said ermm

Clearly you are blindermm

Clearly you don't get the sexual innuendo doped
I won't quote it so you can slink away with some dignity still.

Chocolate droolio

You are boring me.yawn

I only use it when I talk to youdoped

I am eating cookies

you forgot one, if either france, neatherland or germany have a war they consider belgium the fast track or freeway in europe to other countrys because belguim offer no resistance

Originally posted by Storm
...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:like the Dutch, just less efficient.
like the French, just less romantic.
like the Germans, just less intelligent.
5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

ermm..

as for here...
Ad. 2
same here

Ad. 7
we have more during one day, unfortunatelly.

Ad. 8
following road-laws would make you unable to get anywhere on time.

oh.. and everyone laughs at us.


so don't worry.

pointandlaugh

Im of French decent so...pointandlaugh

Im of Bloigen descent barker

Who's the mother ermm

Im not entirely sure, theres 3 potentialsermm

No wonder you're such a whore ermm
It's in your genes.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who's the mother ermm

I thought that Bloigens reproduced asexually?

Originally posted by Storm
...Belgian

1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they' ll do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either:like the Dutch, just less efficient.
like the French, just less romantic.
like the Germans, just less intelligent.5. Decent fries, real mayonnaise, great chocolate, the best beer. Need I say more?
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and the French, and they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road, and nobody cares.
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders.
10. Face it. It' s not really a country, is it?


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

You forgot the waffles droolio

That Belgian wheat beer is horrible tho, srsly leave the beer making to the dutch, zee germans, or los mejicanos.

belgium

Originally posted by Storm
Top 10 reasons for being Bloigen

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

ermmsrug

Originally posted by Storm
The pleasures Belgian beers offer have been truly explored by only a discerning minority of drinkers. You' re not one of them I' m afraid

Oh but believe me, I have a pretty extensive drinking resume. Guess you'll just have to take my word for it.

Btw, DHT sucks. Roxette still rules

Sorry but it needed to be said.

Oh yeah one last thing, what does this mean...
Originally posted by Storm
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

something about the OTF? I'm too lazy to use babelfish right now.

It's latin...I could get my younger bro to translate it but he's at basketball right now

Me no speaka de Latin.

Not many ppl do hun

All I remember is: Veni Vidi Vici.

^
My Latin is a bit rusty but if I remember correctly I think it translates to...I came...I saw...I bought a brand new pair of pants on sale?confused

Try: I came I saw I conquered

I came, I saw, I took $4 and ran.crazy

Originally posted by RZA



something about the OTF? I'm too lazy to use babelfish right now.

Therefore, I conclude the OTF must be destroyed
It's a line spoken by Cato in reference to Carthage, Carthago delenda est.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Therefore, I conclude the OTF must be destroyed with Irene


Nevah cry

You want me destroyed? weep

kthx _love_bump_

You're very welcomeweep

Why the weep, we're love bumping aren't we? ermm

Yes...but its so beautiful that I have to express my emotionsweep

passion

The worstest thing in the entire world just happened cry

Go on? shock

My computer audio drivers stopped working and I cant play any musicweep

Ah shit
That's really craptastic, sound card issue?

I dont know, I checked the hardware manager adn it said the drivers arent working...but I dont know what my sound card is to know what ones Im supposed to download...and I cant find the cd..weep

Restart?

Did that, but still nothing. I need the bloody driverdisgust

I'm having issues too. I am so freaking confused. I'm supposed to be picking courses for next semester, by oddly enough, the courses I need to pick, ie core subjects for my program, somehow don't even show up as options, they seem to have disappeared. So so far I have a mythology course, a history of film course, and an atlantic europe course, all history related, but none relevant probably. I just wanna cry I'm so frustrated, there's way too many specifications to follow. Sigh, I need to see my counselor. ranting

*sexes you up* doped

*phew* Much better doped
How'd you know?

petpet
Its my 6th sensedodgy