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I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police.

Go to sleep.

Have a dream.

Entertain yourself.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Go to sleep.

Have a dream.

Entertain yourself.

is it comprehensible.....

You fail petpet

Hmmm stories....let me think of one

Please touched
I'd love you.

*Gets naked*

Originally posted by silver_tears
You fail petpet Um fail at what exactly?

shrug

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Gets naked*
Oh god, put 'em back on.

That's nasty.

mhm

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Um fail at what exactly?

shrug


Oh god, put 'em back on.

That's nasty.

mhm

is it comprehensible.....

Jealous?

Hmmm what do you guys want to hear?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Gets naked*

I said entertain, not elicit pity no2
















I ****in love you *****, don't you forget it!

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Hmmm what do you guys want to hear?

Romance crytissue

What part of "That's NASTY" don't you understand.

Cover yourself up con una toalla ahora mismo!!!



is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I said entertain, not elicit pity no2
















I ****in love you *****, don't you forget it!

Bang Bang

Originally posted by InnerRise
What part of "That's NASTY" don't you understand.

Cover yourself up con una toalla ahora mismo!!!



is it comprehensible.....

Gay sir?

hmmm............romance....lemme think

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Gay sir?

Dumb@$$ say what?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
hmmm............romance....lemme think

*waits* droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
*waits* droolio Well it's obvious what you're looking for so why don't you just go with Vinny and look at his NASTY naked body.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Dumb@$$ say what?

is it comprehensible.....

Innerrise, I am going to stick a needle in your eye

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well it's obvious what you're looking for so why don't you just go with Vinny and look at his NASTY naked body.

is it comprehensible.....

A story about romance. You're a fool doped

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
hmmm............romance....lemme think

I smell one of those tawdry romance novels...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Innerrise, I am going to stick a needle in your eye Vinny Valentine, if you're going to stick a needle in my eye at least SPELL MY NAME RIGHT!!!

I'll shove the needle up your @$$ either way, but something tells me you'll enjoy that.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by RZA
I smell one of those tawdry romance novels...

*cough*..................................no

Originally posted by silver_tears
A story about romance. You're a fool doped Something tells me that you're immature because you know nobody is going to type a romance story and you know what you're asking for.

This right here:

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Gets naked*

SO don't act all "Oh m god, not that" when you know that's exactly what you're going to get.

Have a coke and a smile and a nice fu****g day.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Vinny Valentine, if you're going to stick a needle in my eye at least SPELL MY NAME RIGHT!!!

I'll shove the needle up your @$$ either way, but something tells me you'll enjoy that.

is it comprehensible.....

I Did spell it right hunny, just didn't capitalize you're gay R in rise

I'm not into that kinky stuff, but you do have all those needles, and want to get near my ass. That leads me to believe you're a flaming homosexual

Originally posted by InnerRise
Something tells me that you're immature because you know nobody is going to type a romance story and you know what you're asking for.

This right here:



SO don't act all "Oh m god, not that" when you know that's exactly what you're going to get.

Have a coke and a smile and a nice fu****g day.

is it comprehensible.....

Obviously you don't know me very well, so I suggest we stop conversing before I somehow manage to lose more of my IQ by attempting to follow your doltish logic doped

There's always porn to get you through the night, Silver. Or, just grabbing some random guy from the sidewalk and giving him the goods.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
*cough*..................................no
^

Began to write...

Silver Tears was laying in bed fantasizing about sex and romance while staring at the ceiling, then some dude walked in....

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
There's always porn to get you through the night, Silver. Or, just grabbing some random guy from the sidewalk and giving him the goods.

It's cold outside ermm

And please, I'm Irene hihat

Originally posted by RZA
^

Began to write...

Silver Tears was laying in bed fantasizing about sex and romance while staring at the ceiling, then some dude walked in....

Are you spying on me?...........

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Did spell it right hunny, just didn't capitalize you're gay R in rise

I'm not into that kinky stuff, but you do have all those needles, and want to get near my ass. That leads me to believe you're a flaming homosexual I'm sorry. I can see your attempt to turn everything homosexual. But it's just not going to happen.

You can confidently refrain from referring to me as "honey" now that you know the rest of the story.

mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Obviously you don't know me very well, so I suggest we stop conversing before I somehow manage to lose more of my IQ by attempting to follow your doltish logic doped
My logic is once again prove here:

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
There's always porn to get you through the night, Silver. Or, just grabbing some random guy from the sidewalk and giving him the goods.

So inhale it all in.

Because it's not my logic that's the problem.

It's your lack of sweetheart.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm sorry. I can see your attempt to turn everything homosexual. But it's just not going to happen.

You can confidently refrain from referring to me as "honey" now that you know the rest of the story.

mhm


My logic is once again prove here:



So inhale it all in.

Because it's not my logic that's the problem.

It's your lack of sweetheart.

is it comprehensible.....

Do you have a fork up your vagina today? Just wondering.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
There's always porn to get you through the night, Silver.

That always works for me.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Or, just grabbing some random guy from the sidewalk and giving him the goods.

That's an even better idea.

uh...where do you live again Silver?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Do you have a fork up your vagina today? Just wondering.

My business is none of your business. Learn this. Teaching a Kid 24/7.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Are you spying on me?...........

More like psychic

Originally posted by InnerRise
My business is none of your business. Learn this. Teaching a Kid 24/7.

is it comprehensible.....

Go back to you're friends in the GDF, or whatever forum you crawled out of ermm

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm sorry. I can see your attempt to turn everything homosexual. But it's just not going to happen.

You can confidently refrain from referring to me as "honey" now that you know the rest of the story.

mhm


My logic is once again prove here:



So inhale it all in.

Because it's not my logic that's the problem.

It's your lack of sweetheart.

is it comprehensible.....

What logic is there in assuming I would come to KMC to ask people to post porn or get naked?
You're clearly an idiot if you think that's logical, or that asking someone to entertain me with a romance story automatically leads to a trashy novel, which I also can find online.

I'll give you a pet because I pity you petpet

Originally posted by RZA
More like psychic

You are aren't you

By the way, I'm just joking when I'm ****ing around on KMC, Excue the pun. Its just having fun with friends

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
You are aren't you

Yeah, it's a gift or a curse, which ever way you look at it I guess confused

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Go back to you're friends in the GDF, or whatever forum you crawled out of ermm How dare you madam!

How dare you!

I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!

I attend to keep it that way so step tghe **** back off of me. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
What logic is there in assuming I would come to KMC to ask people to post porn or get naked?
You're clearly an idiot if you think that's logical, or that asking someone to entertain me with a romance story automatically leads to a trashy novel, which I also can find online.

I'll give you a pet because I pity you petpet

Oooohhhhhhhhhhh a pet. I'd likr a Dalmation *****. youpi

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
By the way, I'm just joking when I'm ****ing around on KMC, Excue the pun. Its just having fun with friends Same here, except for the friends part.

is it comprehensible.....

Once I had sex with a female police officer next to the monkey cage at the circus, covered in cotton candy, and I could hear the elephantsdoped

Originally posted by InnerRise
How dare you madam!

How dare you!

I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!

I attend to keep it that way so step tghe **** back off of me. mhm



Oooohhhhhhhhhhh a pet. I'd likr a Dalmation *****. youpi

Same here, except for the friends part.

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vincerb

Originally posted by silver_tears
Perfect touched Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible.....

You're a ****ing idiot you know that....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly, you d@mn hypocrite.

is it comprehensible..... Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR

Inner, You really are stupid

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a ****ing idiot you know that....



Yeah, u already told me.Originally posted by Strangelove
Why do you constantly pick fights with us all? Honesty, IR B/c you all are my outlet.Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Inner, You really are stupid Vinny, you really need to shut up.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

There was nothing promp about it babeh swank

ugh.Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex. ugh.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by silver_tears
There was nothing promp about it babeh swank And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay

In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.

Originally posted by InnerRise
ugh. ugh.

is it comprehensible..... I thought you'd like that, sugarbop.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End. A true happy ending touched

Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought you'd like that, sugarbop. Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ewwww, please refrain calling me that.

is it comprehensible..... sure thing, Lumpkins

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.

Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course dodgy

Originally posted by Strangelove
And by "prompt" I mean there were several hours of luscious foreplay

With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course dodgy



With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm

"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death" ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
With cotton candy? shock
That stuff tickles ermm certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass

Originally posted by Strangelove
certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass
Yellow's !
Loves it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death" ermm

Oh right, I just skimmed right to the Sir S part, he's a whole hunk a' man droolio

Originally posted by Strangelove
sure thing, Lumpkins

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Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.

One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).

One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.

Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.

The End

Originally posted by Strangelove
Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.

One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).

One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.

Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.

The End

Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently?

Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove srug) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex. Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.

**** you both, mine was better. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently? no, it was rough and tumble earthshattering sex. The tender kind is for part three

Originally posted by Strangelove
no, it was rough and tumble earthshattering sex. The tender kind is for part three

Ah the kitchen table kind, gotcha

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ah the kitchen table kind, gotcha all around the kitchen, darling naughty

Even on the floor? shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
Even on the floor? shock No! Who do you think we are, Vinny? oh

Originally posted by Strangelove
it was succinct, I'll give you that

It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet *with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*



ermm My kitchen has lushly soft rugs. I have rugs *points at avvy* naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet *with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*


They all copied me weep

Originally posted by Strangelove
You dare besmirch my honor, ruffian?
A duel then, good sir starwars

Originally posted by silver_tears
cry glomp


leghump

Originally posted by Strangelove
take that, varlet!

I was only playingweep Im fragile and weak, my delicate skin could not take a flogging weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
slap

I like it rough naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
I know ermm
Vinny told me dodgy

Yeah cause I told him about this one time at LF's house, god she was fiesty dodgy

Yesweep She bites too harddisgust

You mean she didn't do that cigarette burn thing?!?!? shock
That unfair whore!

She trieddisgust

Good thing you had the leather on right lookaround

Yeah, thanks for lending me that lookaround

Least I could do dodgy
It saved my life that one time.

When she tried that erotic asphyxiation?lookaround

No, what the hell's wrong with you?!?! dontgetit

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police.

Entertain yourself, you loser!

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, what the hell's wrong with you?!?! dontgetit

Must have been just me then herbbag

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm bored, entertain me people, tell me stories of circuses and elephants, or monkies and cotton candy, or sex and the police. There once was a guy from Nantucket....

Originally posted by Thorinn
There once was a guy from Nantucket....

he liked to pee in a bucket!

I don't remember the rest.

There once was a guy from Nantucket....
he liked to pee in a bucket!
I don't remember the rest.
But the guy really liked Breast!

em_sexy_girl

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
em_sexy_girl

crylaugh

glomp

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet

flowers4u

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
that'll be $4

*****

Originally posted by silver_tears
_love_bump_

touched

all night long naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
all night long naughty

weep

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Sex will be a okay substitute.

*gives $4* ermm

I was crying because its too good for me weep

touched

leghump

There was a guy named Barker,
He liked to smell a Marker,
He fell on his head,
We thought he might be dead,
Oh well, lets drink from this new Coffeemaker.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There was a guy named Barker,
He liked to smell a Marker,
He fell on his head,
We thought he might be dead,
Oh well, lets drink from this new Coffeemaker. Horribe and doesn't even rhyme at the end. You aren't fooling anyone. mhm

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Horribe and doesn't even rhyme at the end. You aren't fooling anyone. mhm

is it comprehensible.....

You're a Vagina Twig White boy, White boy.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're a Vagina Twig White boy, White boy. You made 2 statements about me in that post and guess what.

You are WRONG on both accounts.

eek

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You made 2 statements about me in that post and guess what.

You are WRONG on both accounts.

eek

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Whatever Child Toucherer .

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There was a guy named Barker,
He liked to smell a Marker,
He fell on his head,
We thought he might be dead,
Oh well, lets drink from this new Coffeemaker.

I loved it baby, lets _love_bump_ away from here touched

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Whatever Child Toucherer . Toucherer isn't a word and I'm neither a Child Torcherer nor a Child Toucher.

You're a child and I don't torcher or touch you, so have a COKE and LEMON and a nice fu***ng day idiot.

is it comprehensible.....

You're a tap dancing Christ Nazi.

I'm a lot of things ok.

Just know that whatever I am at any given time is Just Too Good For You.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm a lot of things ok.

Just know that whatever I am at any given time is Just Too Good For You.

is it comprehensible.....

You too good for me? Good luck with that.

Good Luck???

It's something that's already so.

No luck included.

Just Pure Me.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Good Luck???

It's something that's already so.

No luck included.

Just Pure Me.

is it comprehensible.....

Pure you is Pure Nazi.

*cough

InnerRise....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Pure you is Pure Nazi. Pure Me is none of your business.

Step Back off of me *****.

Originally posted by Lyna303
*cough

InnerRise....
*cough*

Yes???????????? shrug

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Pure Me is none of your business.

Step Back off of me *****.


*cough*

Yes???????????? shrug

is it comprehensible.....

I didn't start this.

shhh

If you can't take informative, helpful criticism without becoming hostile than that's on you.

Not my Prob Bob.

mhm

is it comprehenisble.....

Originally posted by Lyna303
*cough

InnerRise....
uh...I thought you were going to sleep?

When did I say that? Oh that's right...NEVER. You must have me confused.

is it comprehensible.....

When did I say that? Oh that's right...NEVER. You must have me confused.

is it comprehensible.....

When did I say that? Oh that's right...NEVER. You must have me confused.

is it comprehensible.....

Nazeh?

Paul entered the casino on a friday, mid afternoon planning on getting a room and trying to make some money this weekend. He was alone enjoying the solitude away frm his girlfriend of 3 years. Paul especially needed to make some money as he had several oustanding traffic violations as well as car payments. He was assigned to room 466 and check in and imediatly grabbed his sunglasses and walked to an open seat at the poker table. He introduced himself to the dealer and the rest of the table. The dealers name was Veronica. He had to wait a minute before being dealt in and could not take his eyes off her body. He was sure she noticed, but he really did not care. He played through his ups and downs and delcared that the next hand would be his last as he needed to go eat dinner. He looked down at his cards and was immediatly driven into poker mode byt the sight of aerican airlines, otherwse know as pocket aces, the best starting hand in texas hold em poker. He raised and was immediatly gratified by the sound of an iediate "all in" from the man next to him. The table proceded to fold and the cards were flipped. The cards were dealt out and his pocket aces prevailed earning him well over 150$ in profit. He bid the table goodbye and left conveniently at the same ttime as the dealer. As he follwed her he purosefully dropped all his chips. As she bent down to help him he causally engaged her in coversation. She seemed hurried but he paid no attention. Finally he asked her to dinner which she pleasingly accepted.

they exited to his car, which was his only prized possesion, a camaro in mint condition. veronica though to herself "now i know why hes here" They hoppe din the ar and drove off Veronica reccomending a nearby restaurant. What he didnt notice was her slipping a black back into his backseat and under the passenger side seat. Paul checked his mirror and was surprised to see flashing blue lights in it. He pulled to the side and stopped the car. Several more cruisers arriveed shortly and a swat van immediatly surrounding the car. "OUT OF THE CAR AND HANDS IN THE AIR" the officers roared. "WHAT THE F UCK IS THIS" screamed paul. VEronica then looked at him and mouthed "sorry" as the policemen pulled out the black back and emptied its contents onto the hood of the car. INside was over 200,000 dollars smuggled from the casino. Paul could only get out the words "dont be sorry this is so... " befor ehe was cuffed and stuffed into a cruiser by officers. Veronica was then similarly restrained and put in the back of the car. Sitting side by side paul then continued "...incredibly hot, ive never felt more alive" and with that the two were entwined in each other.

Paul and Veronica were sentenced to prison. Veronica for robbery and Paul for an accomplice. Over the years they forumlated a complex escape plan and finally exocuted it. Unfotunatly for them they calcuated wrong and came out of their tunnel exit in the middle of a Carnival parade and were trampled by a circus elephant and a snow tiger.

Pauls girlfriend divorced him and then married christian bale much to the chagrin of Irene and Punkerhermy. ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nazeh? Learn how to spell you illiterate b@st@ed.

I'm off for the night. Learn things while I'm gone fool.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
Paul entered the casino on a friday, mid afternoon planning on getting a room and trying to make some money this weekend. He was alone enjoying the solitude away frm his girlfriend of 3 years. Paul especially needed to make some money as he had several oustanding traffic violations as well as car payments. He was assigned to room 466 and check in and imediatly grabbed his sunglasses and walked to an open seat at the poker table. He introduced himself to the dealer and the rest of the table. The dealers name was Veronica. He had to wait a minute before being dealt in and could not take his eyes off her body. He was sure she noticed, but he really did not care. He played through his ups and downs and delcared that the next hand would be his last as he needed to go eat dinner. He looked down at his cards and was immediatly driven into poker mode byt the sight of aerican airlines, otherwse know as pocket aces, the best starting hand in texas hold em poker. He raised and was immediatly gratified by the sound of an iediate "all in" from the man next to him. The table proceded to fold and the cards were flipped. The cards were dealt out and his pocket aces prevailed earning him well over 150$ in profit. He bid the table goodbye and left conveniently at the same ttime as the dealer. As he follwed her he purosefully dropped all his chips. As she bent down to help him he causally engaged her in coversation. She seemed hurried but he paid no attention. Finally he asked her to dinner which she pleasingly accepted.

they exited to his car, which was his only prized possesion, a camaro in mint condition. veronica though to herself "now i know why hes here" They hoppe din the ar and drove off Veronica reccomending a nearby restaurant. What he didnt notice was her slipping a black back into his backseat and under the passenger side seat. Paul checked his mirror and was surprised to see flashing blue lights in it. He pulled to the side and stopped the car. Several more cruisers arriveed shortly and a swat van immediatly surrounding the car. "OUT OF THE CAR AND HANDS IN THE AIR" the officers roared. "WHAT THE F UCK IS THIS" screamed paul. VEronica then looked at him and mouthed "sorry" as the policemen pulled out the black back and emptied its contents onto the hood of the car. INside was over 200,000 dollars smuggled from the casino. Paul could only get out the words "dont be sorry this is so... " befor ehe was cuffed and stuffed into a cruiser by officers. Veronica was then similarly restrained and put in the back of the car. Sitting side by side paul then continued "...incredibly hot, ive never felt more alive" and with that the two were entwined in each other.

Paul and Veronica were sentenced to prison. Veronica for robbery and Paul for an accomplice. Over the years they forumlated a complex escape plan and finally exocuted it. Unfotunatly for them they calcuated wrong and came out of their tunnel exit in the middle of a Carnival parade and were trampled by a circus elephant and a snow tiger.

Pauls girlfriend divorced him and then married christian bale much to the chagrin of Irene and Punkerhermy. ermm

I hate that wench of a girlfriend disgust

Originally posted by InnerRise
Learn how to spell you illiterate b@st@ed.

I'm off for the night. Learn things while I'm gone fool.

is it comprehensible.....

You can't tell I mean to spell it that way? You are one ****ed up kid.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that wench of a girlfriend disgust
kick her ass ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that wench of a girlfriend disgust

So, Silver what happened last night?

Did you end up taking Mr. Sandman's advice?

Originally posted by RZA
So, Silver what happened last night?

Did you end up taking Mr. Sandman's advice?

What was his advice? dontgetit

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
kick her ass ermm

k ermm

Oh, how soon we forget...
Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
There's always porn to get you through the night, Silver. Or, just grabbing some random guy from the sidewalk and giving him the goods.
Btw, you never did give me your address

ermlove