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we got deadpool, spiderman, lobo, and the joker

so who wins this piss off?

DP TALKS alot. But I dont know how much he trash talks

plastic man

Deadpool + Joker in a cross over = one very satisfied public.

i was thinkin of including plastic man when i made this but i hadn't read enough of his material. my apologies.

all cringe when Wade speaks

wades the man, in the civil war crossover his trash talk was madd funny.

Lobo talks more trash. Spiderman is quite funny. Wade's problem is he knows he is in a comic, and nothing can be taken seriously. Joker's just insane, he's rarely if ever funny.

Pure trash, therefore, in my opinion - Lobo
Funniest - Spiderman
Insane dribble - Joker
Philosophy, pure knowledge and enlightenment - Deadpool

Originally posted by Dreampanther
Lobo talks more trash. Spiderman is quite funny. Wade's problem is he knows he is in a comic, and nothing can be taken seriously. Joker's just insane, he's rarely if ever funny.

Pure trash, therefore, in my opinion - Lobo
Funniest - Spiderman
Insane dribble - Joker
Philosophy, pure knowledge and enlightenment - Deadpool



Blasphemer!

Deadpool is definitely the funniest.

Spiderman is rarely humorous. His puns are dry, and witless....

Though I agree that the Joker is just innane, and Lobo is trash.

when it comes down to it deadpool talks the most trash and the best.

spidey is right behind him but isn't nearly as funny.

lobo talks a lotta junk, not as much as dp or spidey but, he's pretty damn funny.

joker doesn't really talk trash too much, he just spouts random crap that's usually hysterical.

so when it comes down to quantity and quality, wade wins both, imo.

deadpool:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/a9b3c8bb.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/Deadpool.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/Deadpool-1.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/Deadpool-4.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/deadpoolisthor.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/deadpoolomg.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/DeadPool-AWESOME.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/Deadpool-indanuts.jpg
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/deadpoolmjolnir27gx.jpg

lobo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYRRnEfiqN8&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi28r1Sf3sw&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcLtk4Is5gI&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akh4bG-cyxA&mode=related&search=

spidey:

ok so aunt may is the funny one here but this is just gold...
http://eprentice.sdsu.edu/F034/rvasquez/spiderpage.jpg

joker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3N3b_2KVnU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrBsozaVams&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV3XuzAGD6o&mode=related&search=

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/geshien/Deadpool-4.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! owned

I would say in terms of marvel heroes the trash talkers go like this...

1. Deadpool

2. Spidey

3. Thor

4. Thing

5. Hulk

Originally posted by Grimm22
I would say in terms of marvel heroes the trash talkers go like this...

1. Deadpool

2. Spidey

3. Thor

4. Thing

5. Hulk

Thor? Thing? Hulk?

I shall smite thee.

Clobbering time.

And Smash?

WHAT?!

All are trash-masters, but as far as who's trash-talking actually
becomes a weapon and is effective in fights.....

.....that would have to be Spiderman!

it's one thing to talk trash, which all of the above do so well!
especially Deadpool!

But Spiderman's trash-talk has actually been a deciding factor
in MANY of his fights over the years. It's one of those things
when combined with his powers, becomes a psychological weapon
in and of itself.

Originally posted by geshien
we got deadpool, spiderman, lobo, and the joker

so who wins this piss off?

1. DP
2. Joker
3. Lobo
4. Spidey

Originally posted by Zahit
All are trash-masters, but as far as who's trash-talking actually
becomes a weapon and is effective in fights.....

.....that would have to be Spiderman!

it's one thing to talk trash, which all of the above do so well!
especially Deadpool!

But Spiderman's trash-talk has actually been a deciding factor
in MANY of his fights over the years. It's one of those things
when combined with his powers, becomes a psychological weapon
in and of itself.

Deadpool's done the same thing in a few fights. Said such hilariously insane things, that his opponents become incredibly frustrated and make mistakes that Deadpool can capitilize upon.

.

Originally posted by Soljer
Deadpool's done the same thing in a few fights. Said such hilariously insane things, that his opponents become incredibly frustrated and make mistakes that Deadpool can capitilize upon.

.

true. they both get results!
although I think Deadpool's ramblings are funnier, they're also
more general/random.....like a freestyle comic on crack!

Spiderman's are more directed strictly at his opponent.
more "trashy" so to speak.

then again, Deadpool is a lot newer, so has less
trash-talk/combat feats then Spiderman....
He was also kind of designed to be a crack-headed
sort-of a cross between Spiderman/Wolverine.

For 1/2
Deadpools is definately number one, talking trash untill the very end. And due to his nigh-numbness to pain it confuses his opponents alot more than spidermans does

spiderman in a close second though

Didn't Wolverine once get viciously maligned by a sarcastic elk once?

Spidey takes it then DP then Lobo then Joker. Ult. Spidey pulled out a notebook full of fat jokes on Kingpin, literally

Deadpool talked smack over Logan, while beating the crap out of logan, and making it look easy the entire time.... I love the new cable and deadpool comics.. and i fondly remember the Deadpool series. To me Deadpool is the king of trash talk.

When he fought the Great Lakes Avengers (Champions) and was saying that Mr. Immortal should have told him they had already registered... Mr. Immortal was like I would have... but you cut my head off!!! :P

Love it.

Originally posted by Soljer
Thor? Thing? Hulk?

I shall smite thee.

Clobbering time.

And Smash?

WHAT?!

In terms of marvel, I would say that Thing and Thor are pretty big blabber mouthes during battle

Spidey talks 'trash' about as well as a kindergardener...his insults aren't really funny, and would only mess with someone with no moral (like Rhino...). Deadpool's great, but lots of times he's not talking 'trash,' he's just cracking jokes.

Lobo spews trash everytime he tries to breathe. Hardly anything he says isn't some sort of derogetory term or something to do with fraggin' bastich's. Lobo wins.

I think when we talk about Trash Talkers someone needs to mention Thanos.