The Loser Squad goes through the Gauntlet

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masterbruce
The Leader, pissed at being the joke at the villain's international conference and the whipping boy for Dr. Doom, has decided to show the rest of the evildoers that he isn't just a pathetic man with a really big head. He intends to do this by creating an ultra villain team and taking out some big name heroes. After being rejected by Sabretooth, Carnage and pimpslapped by Juggernaut, the Leader decides to enlist some lesser villains and gets Rhino, Toad, Shocker and Blob to join him.

The team: Leader, Rhino, Shocker, Blob and Toad

they go through the following gauntlet of heroes: Leader and his loser squad gets a day of prep.

1. Jubilee
2. Dare Devil
3. Captain America
4. Wolverine
5. Spiderman
7. Iron Man
8. Hulk
9. Thor

Can Leader show Doom that he shouldn't be bullied anymore?

celestialdemon
No. Rhino=automatic loss.

masterbruce
Originally posted by celestialdemon
No. Rhino=automatic loss.

But now Rhino has teammates like Toad and Blob, plus he has the Leader's guidance.

Howard_Jones
They honestly SHOULD get to Thor, but probably wouldn't.

rotiart
Originally posted by Howard_Jones
They honestly SHOULD get to Thor, but probably wouldn't.

Hypothetically speaking, the leader himself has the tech to go all the way... however, he will never get past 6, because no matter what happens, whenever Hulk gets involved with the Leader's plans, the Leader loses.

Besides that notion, Ironman should have sufficient firepower to outlast the entire team. Shocker would just be refilling Tony's power cells. Tony would be tossed away. Tony can go toe to toe with the Hulk, going against Rhino shouldn't be as hard...

Leader can't beat Ironman.

Mrrungo Mu
Oh shit.Someones going to come in here and complain why Wolverine isn't last on this gauntlet

rotiart
... The thread lineup is right as far as i'm concerned.

celestialdemon
Seriously, this team should get to Thor. They lose there.

norrinradd43
This team Looses at Ironman especially with how powerful stark is these days...teams makes it from 1-5 pretty easily...and why is jubilee on the list, she is depowered

boriquaking55
The Leader is one of the most underwritten characters in history. I mean seriously, when you get your ass handed to you by a green-skinned super-strong dumbass that many times, how can you not deserve at least a retcon? He's supposed to be Reed Richards, High Evolutionary-caliber

They get to Jubilee confused

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by masterbruce
The Leader, pissed at being the joke at the villain's international conference and the whipping boy for Dr. Doom, has decided to show the rest of the evildoers that he isn't just a pathetic man with a really big head. He intends to do this by creating an ultra villain team and taking out some big name heroes. After being rejected by Sabretooth, Carnage and pimpslapped by Juggernaut, the Leader decides to enlist some lesser villains and gets Rhino, Toad, Shocker and Blob to join him.

The team: Leader, Rhino, Shocker, Blob and Toad

they go through the following gauntlet of heroes: Leader and his loser squad gets a day of prep.

1. Jubilee
2. Dare Devil
3. Captain America
4. Wolverine
5. Spiderman
7. Iron Man
8. Hulk
9. Thor

Can Leader show Doom that he shouldn't be bullied anymore?

Am I the only one who noticed that there isnt a level 6?


Apparently counting isnt listed as one of Masterbruce's many superpowers. confused

boriquaking55
wow, good catch...


must be his legendary precog

rotiart
6. must be the invisible woman!!! :P

Omega-level
Originally posted by rotiart
6. must be the invisible woman!!! :P

laughing

bigbran
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Am I the only one who noticed that there isnt a level 6?


Apparently counting isnt listed as one of Masterbruce's many superpowers. confused Damn! Masterbruce has been foiled!!
You found his weakness!

rotiart
Originally posted by bigbran
Damn! Masterbruce has been foiled!!
You found his weakness!

his weakness?
that implies Masterbruce is a man...

And if he is a man... than we know his weakness is one or all of the below:

1. Jessica Alba
2. Jennifer Anniston
3. Jennifer Love
4. Jenny Mccarthy
5. Jennifer Lopez..
6. Zhang Ziyi
7. Karen Mok
8. Selma Hayek
9. Heidi Klum
10. Naomi Campbell

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance
And if none of the above are a weakness...

maybe the list should be...:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Tom Cruise
3. The Rock
4. Vin Diesel
5. Paul Walker
6. That guy from a knights tale. :/ my gf has a crush on him.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by rotiart
his weakness?
that implies Masterbruce is a man...

And if he is a man... than we know his weakness is one or all of the below:

1. Jessica Alba
2. Jennifer Anniston
3. Jennifer Love
4. Jenny Mccarthy
5. Jennifer Lopez..
6. Zhang Ziyi
7. Karen Mok
8. Selma Hayek
9. Heidi Klum
10. Naomi Campbell

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance
And if none of the above are a weakness...

maybe the list should be...:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Tom Cruise
3. The Rock
4. Vin Diesel
5. Paul Walker
6. That guy from a knights tale. :/ my gf has a crush on him.

...

7. Wolverine

Scoobless
DareDevil would probably beat them all... if not him, then Cap or Spider-Man.

stick out tongue

rotiart
Originally posted by Scoobless
DareDevil would probably beat them all... if not him, then Cap or Spider-Man.

stick out tongue

true... but at iron man level there's no question about it. Iron man and up would curbstomp the entire team.



ps. i would love to see shangchi try a judo chop/throw vs. blob. big grin

masterbruce
My weakness is

http://www.toocharger.com/img/graphiques/fonds_d_ecran/celebrites_femmes/kate_beckinsale/kate_beckinsale.45811.jpg

rotiart
You realize she only moves like that in the movies right? Thats not how she really bends.

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