Spiderman vs Deadpool

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PRAYERRUN
I'm not sure if this fight has ever been done. Although I'm sure SOMEBODY has thought of it, I havent' seen it recently. Not too mention that I don't know how to use the search funtion without a mouse lol. (labtop is really messed up.stick out tongue) I was just wondering what would happen if Spidey & Deadpool met. Who'd win the Fight? Who would make the most wise cracks?stick out tongue Would they do more argueing if they had to team up for some ungodly reason?stick out tongue

ExtraMision5555
unfortunately, spiderman would probably win. Its possible for dp to win, but very unlikely. but of course, deadpool would be makeing the most jokes smile

StarsNeverFall7
Spidey Id say 9/10 and thats giving DP the benefit of the doubt because hes one of my favorites. Spider-Man out classes him in every category, unless its a fight to the death.

ExtraMision5555
Yep ^ ^


why are you guys up so late?
lol

StarsNeverFall7
I had to stab weasel for the last cheesy puff? The hospital visit took forever....

Okay, not really. cheesy horror movies are my excuse.

PRAYERRUN
I just can't sleep worth a darn lol. I'd actually like to see these 2 together. They would probably not get along all that well. I mean Deadpool is a freaking assasin!!! Spidey would probably spend the entire time saying. " Dude, Shut up!!! And chill with the singing. You're taking my attention off my spider sense. "

StarsNeverFall7
They were together for a short fight, If i recall, DP makes fun of Spider-Man being the doe-eyed tobey maguire, him and his 4th wall nature.

Sam Z
They actually met in a comicbook. (Deadpool was making comments about Tobey Maguire LOL) And Spider-man pretty much kicked his a$$, but Deadpool wasn't using swords or guns, so i got a question. Is this a h2h fight only or DP allowed to use his weapons?

PRAYERRUN
Originally posted by StarsNeverFall7
They were together for a short fight, If i recall, DP makes fun of Spider-Man being the doe-eyed tobey maguire, him and his 4th wall nature. oooooo I bet Spidey smacked him for that one.stick out tongue laughing out loud

PRAYERRUN
Originally posted by Sam Z
They actually met in a comicbook. (Deadpool was making comments about Tobey Maguire LOL) And Spider-man pretty much kicked his a$$, but Deadpool wasn't using swords or guns, so i got a question. Is this a h2h fight only or DP allowed to use his weapons?
How else is he gonna have a chance?stick out tongue Deadpool & his weapons are like Wolverine & his claws. Together forever till death do they part. (that is if they CAN die.stick out tongue)

Dreampanther
I actually think Deadpool will do better against Spiderman than Wolverine. It's interesting that the Wolverine vs Spiderman argument have been dragging on since time began, and so has the Wolverine vs Deadpool argument, yet here everybody is equally quick to say no problem, Spidey, this on is clearly yours.

Weird... blink

Somebody care to explain why Wolverine, according to the fanboys, will kill Spidey, yet Deadpool doesn't stand a chance?

PRAYERRUN
Good point dude. I mean they guy is basically nuts. (deadpool I meanstick out tongue)

StarsNeverFall7
Wolverine doesn't stand half a chance against Spider-Man as much as the Fanboys would like to push for it. He'll just get webbed to a building and left be, like has happened before. The fanboys want to argue "Well if Wolverine can get close, Spider-Man is dead", point being Spider-Man can get alot more places A LOT quicker than wolverine, so there wont ever be a close.

In a H2H I feel DP is superior to Spider-Man in fighting ability, seeing he often is matched up with some of the greater martial artists in the MU. When you combine all of Spider-Man's attributes compared to DP's, Spider-Man should take the majority. Believe me Id love to see DP make a short lived Spider-Man, I just dont see him able to pull a majority, unless its to the death, then its a whole 'nother can of worms.

ThePittman
Well DP has chewed up Wolverine so I would say that he do better then him against Spidey but Spidey is two quick and much stronger so 9.5/10 to Spidey, DP could always get a lucky shot.

Metalmanx
Originally posted by Dreampanther
I actually think Deadpool will do better against Spiderman than Wolverine. It's interesting that the Wolverine vs Spiderman argument have been dragging on since time began, and so has the Wolverine vs Deadpool argument, yet here everybody is equally quick to say no problem, Spidey, this on is clearly yours.

Weird... blink

Somebody care to explain why Wolverine, according to the fanboys, will kill Spidey, yet Deadpool doesn't stand a chance?

Too true. I feel the same way actually. Deadpool would give Spider-Man a much closer fight than Wolverine would, in my opinion.

However, Spidey would still win about 7/10. I'm giving DP the benefit of the doubt concerning his usual arsenal and completely insane behavior.

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Dreampanther
I actually think Deadpool will do better against Spiderman than Wolverine. It's interesting that the Wolverine vs Spiderman argument have been dragging on since time began, and so has the Wolverine vs Deadpool argument, yet here everybody is equally quick to say no problem, Spidey, this on is clearly yours.

Weird... blink

Somebody care to explain why Wolverine, according to the fanboys, will kill Spidey, yet Deadpool doesn't stand a chance? Wolverine fanboys are the most persistent ones of the forum, more or less.

Blair Wind
I agree yes

TricksterPriest
Actually, from my analysis of their fight in Cable&Deadpool, Deadpool wasn't going all out 1, and 2, Cable told him not to get into trouble. Not to mention this was before Cable fixed his head. Oh don't me wrong, Deadpool is still insane, but he's less fanboyish and stupid in fights. Still hella funny though. laughing Example: he was saying Canonballs, but now he just says Canonball. Anyway, I think he could actually take Spidey at least 5/10 maybe 6 or 7 with prep. As for Wolverine vs. Spidey, they did this fight a long time ago. Spidey couldn't take Logan down. Spidey himself said that the only way he could win would be to go all out and try to break Wolverine's neck. And even then he wasn't sure he could win. point is, DP ftw.

srankmissingnin
Spider-man wins because he has webbing, no other reason. He isn't fast enough to fight Wade with out getting hit and he isn't strong enough to beat him into submission. Webbing for the win.

StarsNeverFall7
Webbing and the ability to get alot of places wade can't, after some more thought though, will his full normal arsenal, given he seems to usually carry a small army it evens it out a bit more. Im saying Spidey still takes it just at a lower majority like 6/10

Howard_Jones
Spider-Man's gonna clean his clock more times than not, and not just because of webbing. If he's got the strength to put Kaine and Rhino down, he's got the strength to put down Deadpool.

guy222
bumprav

Endrict Nuul
DP 5.5/10

Scoobless
Spider-Man ... 8/10

Mindset
Originally posted by Scoobless
Spider-Man ... 8/10
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Metalmanx
Originally posted by Scoobless
Spider-Man ... 8/10

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Juk3n
DP wins..by default

some penises say Logan > Spider-man, some penises say Black Panther > Spidey and so if that the damn case, then DP chops off petes limbs.

starlock
Originally posted by Dreampanther
I actually think Deadpool will do better against Spiderman than Wolverine. It's interesting that the Wolverine vs Spiderman argument have been dragging on since time began, and so has the Wolverine vs Deadpool argument, yet here everybody is equally quick to say no problem, Spidey, this on is clearly yours.

Weird... blink

Somebody care to explain why Wolverine, according to the fanboys, will kill Spidey, yet Deadpool doesn't stand a chance?

Lets remember one thing..... an adamantium skeleton is unbreakable, so with spideys stength being able to snap deadpools arms and legs like sticks, i think its very clear why wolvy would stand a better chance and thats just the very very very obvious one and there are more...it seems that if a question like this is asked i think one would not know much about the character confused

Spiderman for the easy win

socool8520
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wolverine fanboys are the most persistent ones of the forum, more or less.

That's because everyone disses his powers every chance they get regardless of proof. If he wasn't such a debated character, there wouldn't be as much persistence I would think.

Mindset
Originally posted by socool8520
That's because everyone disses his powers every chance they get regardless of proof. If he wasn't such a debated character, there wouldn't be as much persistence I would think.

Not really.

geshien
I love DP but, Spider-man wins the majority.

killermover
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
unfortunately, spiderman would probably win. Its possible for dp to win, but very unlikely. but of course, deadpool would be makeing the most jokes smile Spiderman being the original joke while he moves wisecracker would make Wade madder because he's faster, smarter with the comebacks and is usually in control of himself.

I never believed Wade was funier than Peter because he's a ****ing lunatic who got cancer and became nuts off of that making him unstable and pretty much a human parody of everything fed up.

Peter is just a guy who got bit by a spider and spent the majority of his life being a costumed crime fighter with his rotten luck and knowledge of struggling in life.

Yeah Deadpool loses.

GarraLeeLink7
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Spider-man wins because he has webbing, no other reason. He isn't fast enough to fight Wade with out getting hit and he isn't strong enough to beat him into submission. Webbing for the win.

I'd just like to remind you all: DEADPOOL CAN TELEPORT! =P
That's like one of his basic (and best) powers. XD It's unfair for you guys to leave that out. lol

Therefore, webbing is useless. He could just teleport out of it. Same if Spidey tried to flee.

This is hard for me to say as my Favorite Hero's are:

1. Spider-Man.
2. Deadpool
3. Batman.

But DP would kick @$$. ESPECIALLY if it came down to hand to hand combat. XD

Spideys really got no chance when you think about it.

GarraLeeLink7
And yes, the teleportation comes from his belt, but who cares? that still counts. Spider-Man has web-shooters, so DP can have his belt. I hate it when people try to say that "Items don't count, just the Hero/Villain Himself." Really?!? Then what the heck is Batman supposed to do? XD lol

SamZED
Im pretty sure that the teleporter is no longer a part of his standart equipment.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Spider-man wins because he has webbing, no other reason. He isn't fast enough to fight Wade with out getting hit and he isn't strong enough to beat him into submission. Webbing for the win.
I know this post is 5 years old but still What the f**k?

GarraLeeLink7
Alright, but I heard Spider-Man "Currently" Doesn't have his Spider-sense anymore either. I say if they had it, they can have it again in this discussion. Even the symbiote for Spidey. I actually think that would make it a better/more fare fight.

Even without teleportation, this one is Deadpool's.
There's just no way, with a regeneration better than Wolverine's, and an incredible callus to pain, that Spider-man can harm him.

That's even if he can land a blow. DP has Remarkable reflexes, even better than spidey's. Yes, He can dodge bullet's, but Dp slices through them with a sword. MUCH more difficult.

Aakla
The last DP Spiderman fight, I think DP was paid to keep Spiderman busy for a certain time. he wasnt trying to beat spiderman. after the time was up DP told him why they where fighting then asked if he wanted a beer( or asked for an autograph or something like that).

My first instinct is to say Spiderman beats DP 9/10. but on the other hand DP is like #1 or close to it in comics when it comes to melee combat. I'm pretty sure if DP wanted to, he could set Spiderman up for kill shots at will. The only thing stopping DP from 10/10ing Spiderman is DP himself.

But my favorites are DP Juggs and Doom so im kind of biased.

However Spiderman did take out Colossus Nightcrawler Rogue and Wolverine during the Secret Wars I in like 5 panels so...

GarraLeeLink7
Originally posted by Aakla

My first instinct is to say Spiderman beats DP 9/10. but on the other hand DP is like #1 or close to it in comics when it comes to melee combat. I'm pretty sure if DP wanted to, he could set Spiderman up for kill shots at will. The only thing stopping DP from 10/10ing Spiderman is DP himself.

Exactly. His H2H is far superior. I don't think spidey would have a chance if DP REALLY wanted to kill him. Take Deadpool's will out of it, make his mindset to kill Spider-Man, and Vice-Versa, (Which I feel to compare Character's strength against one another's you should always do.) and this fight is all Deadpool's.

Merc with a Mouth ftw! =D

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