What if you had balls on your chin?

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Rob Owns You
Like this guy
http://www.hogit.org/wp-images/screens/butters.jpg

HimoKun
You wouldn't last through a fist fight.

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Like this guy
http://www.hogit.org/wp-images/screens/butters.jpg

I'd have Ballchinitis. stick out tongue

Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace. happy

Rob Owns You
Dude people could use your balls as a speedbag messed

§P0oONY
BUTTERS!!!!

cindy8219
that looks like a bump with hair. no expression

Ronny
thats basically what balls are... two bumps with hair no expression

Morbid4Daniel
Id call myself Butters

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd have Ballchinitis. stick out tongue

Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace. happy

laughing out loud You crack me up so much

Rob Owns You
Ken Kenobi has balls on his chin no expression jk

SlipknoT
Ken Kenobie has balls on his chin no expression .........

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ken Kenobi has balls on his chin no expression jk

Quit staring at my love sacks.

Rob Owns You
Sorry, they have yet to grow pubes erm

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Sorry, they have yet to grow pubes erm

That's not true...I shave em.

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud * punches ken in the balls hanging from his chin *

SlipknoT
laaaaa laaaaaa laaaaaaaaaah

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
laughing out loud * punches ken in the balls hanging from his chin *

*falls to the ground holding his chin*

frylock
well if i had balls on my chin i would suck em all day long save my dog the trouble lol jk laughing zorro

Rob Owns You
Wow that was disturbing no expression

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by frylock
well if i had balls on my chin i would suck em all day long save my dog the trouble lol jk laughing zorro

sick

*kicks frylock in the ballchin*

frylock
um....ya i was jokeing i swear beer i need a drink dam balls always get in the way hen i drink

Rob Owns You
Your balls on you chin must flop in the wind

frylock
ouch...ok he we go i am goanan cut em off ouch ouch ouch doctor

Rob Owns You
Hmm you seem to have pimples on your balls... thats sick

dark1365
I thought you meant like Peter Griffin.

frylock
how like peter i didt see the show

dark1365
Family Guy, you know........

Rob Owns You
Lets keep the topic of two balls dangling from your chin please...

dark1365
I know, but still....look at Peter's chin! If it was hairy, I would have mistaken it for two balls hanging from his chin.

frylock
o ya now i see what u mean dark 1365 but if i did have balls on my chin it wouldt be hard for the girl to suck on em

frylock
u think u would still get orgasims

dark1365
You perv!

But still, a fistfight would be very awkward.

Rob Owns You
I know, that would really suck...

frylock
what its a honset question would u

frylock
imagin shaveing lots of blood

dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I know, that would really suck...
We'd all be aiming for the same spot. One hit:

SQUISH!

And it's over. You can't make babies no more. no

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
We'd all be aiming for the same spot. One hit:

SQUISH!

And it's over. You can't make babies no more. no

But on the positive side, females cant kick you in the balls if your tall eek!

frylock
ya u would have rubber put in

dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
But on the positive side, females cant kick you in the balls if your tall eek!

The concept of high-kicking was invented for a different purpose, but would come very useful in that type of situation.

frylock
good point

dark1365
Jock straps for your chin....hmm.

Rob Owns You
You would have to wear boxers on your head or you would get arrested for indecent exposier

dark1365
Or some kind of helmet. That would really much suck.

Rob Owns You
I know, and when you lean down to sniff the mashed potatos your balls would dip in it

dark1365
Yeah...it'll work out awful if that happened. First your hosts would yell for contaminating the dish, and you'll get slightly scorched balls to boot.

Rob Owns You
Or if they dont see, your pubes could drop in it and then your hosts would have a hairy mouth

Zatch_Bell
Tha would suck and I would wear a cup on my chin so no one can walk up and hit me in them.

dark1365
It'd be worse if you were trying to bob for apples and accidentally crushed your unmentionables by accident.

frylock
hm.....very good idea but technecly the pubes where on your balls went into his mouth so its like he had your balls in his mouth

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
It'd be worse if you were trying to bob for apples and accidentally crushed your unmentionables by accident.

Boxing would be an awful sport to be in if you had balls on your chin

frylock
i hate to go off subject but do u guys hate me or something

Rob Owns You
No we just hate the balls on your chin

frylock
dude i was kiding can we stop this (not the forum just me haveing balls)

dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Boxing would be an awful sport to be in if you had balls on your chin
Kick boxing'd be a little worse.

Rob Owns You
No, your ballchinitis is hated now that you mentioned it

frylock
i am gone from this conversation c ya

dark1365
This convo is weird, but fun.

Rob Owns You
Good, get your ballchinitis out of my thread

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
Kick boxing'd be a little worse.

And its an easier target for bees to sting it

dark1365
And it'd be all swollen and numb after the excruciating pain subsides.


Anyways, thank god for Darwin's theory.

Rob Owns You
lol yeah, and misquitos can bite your balls to. Then you would have to scratch your itchy balls

dark1365
Which would not be very amusing to the elder ladies. Or ladies in general.

Rob Owns You
Yeah, ball if you skateboarding or something and fell and hit your chin then ouch

dark1365
That happens frequently.

It'd suck if some dumb kid went up to you with a baseball bat and whacked them.

Rob Owns You
Haha yes, or if somebody hit your balls with a football

dark1365
The NFL invented jaw-guards on those helmets. Bet we'll be glad to have them now.

Rob Owns You
Oh yes we would but if it was throw really hard than it wouldnt do much good

dark1365
Especially if someone tackles you so hard that your head smashes into your helmet. That would be slightly ironic in the fact that it was supposed to protect you, but instead ended up castrating you.

Rob Owns You
Oooouch, that would really make your balls sore

dark1365
More like annihilated.

Rob Owns You
lol true, think of getting thrown out of a car while its moving and getting road rash on your balls

dark1365
Road rash?

Seriously man. Those things are so fragile, that if you're thrown out of a car, they'd need plastic surgery.

Rob Owns You
haha yeah, they would burn like hell

dark1365
Oh god...what if you had zits on them? shock

Rob Owns You
Eh sick, you would have to put acne medicine on them

dark1365
I know, and the cream would be so obvious to others. Unless you're wearing a helmet or a bag. Come to think of it, every male member of the population would need a bag. Think of the trees it will kill!

Rob Owns You
yeah and then there goes the enviroment

dark1365
Nah, if the stupid indecent exposure law was laid down, we would walk and feel the fresh air on our faces.


But women will bitchslap us. Preferably not on the chin.....sad

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud Yeah that would really suck

dark1365
Mmmhmm....

Rob Owns You
Having sex would also be wierd with balls on your chin

dark1365
But where would your actual dong be? Up near your forehead? Nose?

eer

Rob Owns You
probably right below your mouth or something no expression

dark1365
That would be damn awkward, not to mention inconsistent. blink

Rob Owns You
Yeah that would be very weird trying to have sex no expression

dark1365
Your neck would be so damn sore after.

Rob Owns You
True and if you jerk off then you would pull your neck back and foward...

dark1365
Yeah, and your neck would be so muscular it'd make you look like a no-neck.....
sick

Rob Owns You
laughing out loud Haha...

dark1365
Not funny. More like what-the-f--k.

frylock
after a while u probly have to get a neckbrace

Rob Owns You
True, and the way that you get a boner would be weird

frylock
what about peeing

dark1365
On the other side, you'd be able to give yourself a blowjob. What the f**k?

frylock
that would be one of the most werid things of all

frylock
ya......but thats a little gey

dark1365
I know.....eer

frylock
and what about physicals

frylock
trun your head and cough

Rob Owns You
Oooook a penis on your face would just be weird

frylock
yes we have to mak sure every one knows that first ok...every one yes it is werid ok every one knows

dark1365
Yeah I know........if you got a boner it'd make you look like Pinocchio. messed

-Funky Punk-
i would be scared to death........

frylock
i can not tell a lie boing

dark1365
Oh great, Alicia's here.

frylock
funy punk wernt u just on draguna darkness

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i would be scared to death........

Not you laughing out loud Just the guys...

frylock
ya in class with the new teacher

frylock
wait it would be an advantage to be able to pee on the kid nexted to ya any one agree

dark1365
I know.
"I didn't do it, Ms. (name)!"

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Not you laughing out loud Just the guys...

lmao i know

frylock
funny punk where u

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
lmao i know

But what if females had boobs on their head? confused

dark1365
What the f**k? What the heck?!

frylock
ok now thats just nasty like the dude on the movie little nicky

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by frylock
ok now thats just nasty like the dude on the movie little nicky

Yeah I know laughing out loud
http://www.phillyburbs.com/devil/images/little-nicky-c.jpg

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
But what if females had boobs on their head? confused

it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmaoOriginally posted by frylock
funny punk where u

what?

dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yeah I know laughing out loud
http://www.phillyburbs.com/devil/images/little-nicky-c.jpg
They could pleasure themselves by making it look like they're scratching their head. no expression

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmao


Haha oversized ears with nipples?

frylock
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmao

what? on a game called draguna darkness on this website

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
They could pleasure themselves by making it look like they're scratching their head. no expression

laughing out loud

frylock
ok lets go back to if u had balls on your chin would u have balls where they orginaly where to or no

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
on a game called draguna darkness on this website

its not a game..lol..ya i was there

frylock
did u like it

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
did u like it

like what?.. damn quit confusing me@@@@@@@@@@@@

frylock
o i got into it i thought it was cool was there a guy who kept talking about his age

dark1365
messed

frylock
its a rpg dark thats on this website we start at 12 in the after noon u dont have to stay on the whole time its sort of cool

dark1365
Oh.

frylock
u gota like rpgs to get into it or u wont under stand

frylock
any way if i had balls on my chine and i was sleeping and had a wet dream would sperm travel from my chin to my legs to my u know what

dark1365
It'd dribble down your chin. messedsick

frylock
well would it

frylock
blah into your mouth and get u prenet

dark1365
What the f**k?

Jackie Malfoy
THen I would be Peter from "Family Guy"jmtv_happy

BakaXero
um... didnt they have a race called ballchinnians in MIB2 with balls on its chin?

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Quit staring at my love sacks.
eek! I cant...

RaeRox
kissing may be complicated.

Korri
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd have Ballchinitis. stick out tongue

Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace. happy

jesus Ken.

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
o i got into it i thought it was cool was there a guy who kept talking about his age

huh?

dark1365
lol ignore him.....what's up Alicia?

-Funky Punk-
not much whats up with u?

dark1365
Just ate a KitKat bar.

no expression

-Funky Punk-
yummy

dark1365
yup

-Funky Punk-
lol

dark1365
I can't believe this thread made it to page 8.

-Funky Punk-
ya i know

Rob Owns You
What Im wondering is how this thread got to 8 pages no expression

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