What if you had balls on your chin?
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Rob Owns You
Like this guy
http://www.hogit.org/wp-images/screens/butters.jpg
HimoKun
You wouldn't last through a fist fight.
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Like this guy
http://www.hogit.org/wp-images/screens/butters.jpg
I'd have Ballchinitis.
Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace.

Rob Owns You
Dude people could use your balls as a speedbag

cindy8219
that looks like a bump with hair.

Ronny
thats basically what balls are... two bumps with hair

Morbid4Daniel
Id call myself Butters
Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd have Ballchinitis.
Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace.

You crack me up so much
Rob Owns You
Ken Kenobi has balls on his chin

jk
SlipknoT
Ken Kenobie has balls on his chin

.........
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Ken Kenobi has balls on his chin

jk
Quit staring at my love sacks.
Rob Owns You
Sorry, they have yet to grow pubes

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Sorry, they have yet to grow pubes
That's not true...I shave em.
Rob Owns You

* punches ken in the balls hanging from his chin *
SlipknoT
laaaaa laaaaaa laaaaaaaaaah
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Rob Owns You

* punches ken in the balls hanging from his chin *
*falls to the ground holding his chin*
frylock
well if i had balls on my chin i would suck em all day long save my dog the trouble lol jk

Rob Owns You
Wow that was disturbing

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by frylock
well if i had balls on my chin i would suck em all day long save my dog the trouble lol jk
*kicks frylock in the ballchin*
frylock
um....ya i was jokeing i swear

i need a drink dam balls always get in the way hen i drink
Rob Owns You
Your balls on you chin must flop in the wind
frylock
ouch...ok he we go i am goanan cut em off ouch ouch ouch

Rob Owns You
Hmm you seem to have pimples on your balls... thats sick
dark1365
I thought you meant like Peter Griffin.
frylock
how like peter i didt see the show
dark1365
Family Guy, you know........
Rob Owns You
Lets keep the topic of two balls dangling from your chin please...
dark1365
I know, but still....look at Peter's chin! If it was hairy, I would have mistaken it for two balls hanging from his chin.
frylock
o ya now i see what u mean dark 1365 but if i did have balls on my chin it wouldt be hard for the girl to suck on em
frylock
u think u would still get orgasims
dark1365
You perv!
But still, a fistfight would be very awkward.
Rob Owns You
I know, that would really suck...
frylock
what its a honset question would u
frylock
imagin shaveing lots of blood
dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I know, that would really suck...
We'd all be aiming for the same spot. One hit:
SQUISH!
And it's over. You can't make babies no more.

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
We'd all be aiming for the same spot. One hit:
SQUISH!
And it's over. You can't make babies no more.
But on the positive side, females cant kick you in the balls if your tall

frylock
ya u would have rubber put in
dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
But on the positive side, females cant kick you in the balls if your tall
The concept of high-kicking was invented for a different purpose, but would come very useful in that type of situation.
dark1365
Jock straps for your chin....hmm.
Rob Owns You
You would have to wear boxers on your head or you would get arrested for indecent exposier
dark1365
Or some kind of helmet. That would really much suck.
Rob Owns You
I know, and when you lean down to sniff the mashed potatos your balls would dip in it
dark1365
Yeah...it'll work out awful if that happened. First your hosts would yell for contaminating the dish, and you'll get slightly scorched balls to boot.
Rob Owns You
Or if they dont see, your pubes could drop in it and then your hosts would have a hairy mouth
Zatch_Bell
Tha would suck and I would wear a cup on my chin so no one can walk up and hit me in them.
dark1365
It'd be worse if you were trying to bob for apples and accidentally crushed your unmentionables by accident.
frylock
hm.....very good idea but technecly the pubes where on your balls went into his mouth so its like he had your balls in his mouth
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
It'd be worse if you were trying to bob for apples and accidentally crushed your unmentionables by accident.
Boxing would be an awful sport to be in if you had balls on your chin
frylock
i hate to go off subject but do u guys hate me or something
Rob Owns You
No we just hate the balls on your chin
frylock
dude i was kiding can we stop this (not the forum just me haveing balls)
dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Boxing would be an awful sport to be in if you had balls on your chin
Kick boxing'd be a little worse.
Rob Owns You
No, your ballchinitis is hated now that you mentioned it
frylock
i am gone from this conversation c ya
dark1365
This convo is weird, but fun.
Rob Owns You
Good, get your ballchinitis out of my thread
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
Kick boxing'd be a little worse.
And its an easier target for bees to sting it
dark1365
And it'd be all swollen and numb after the excruciating pain subsides.
Anyways, thank god for Darwin's theory.
Rob Owns You
lol yeah, and misquitos can bite your balls to. Then you would have to scratch your itchy balls
dark1365
Which would not be very amusing to the elder ladies. Or ladies in general.
Rob Owns You
Yeah, ball if you skateboarding or something and fell and hit your chin then ouch
dark1365
That happens frequently.
It'd suck if some dumb kid went up to you with a baseball bat and whacked them.
Rob Owns You
Haha yes, or if somebody hit your balls with a football
dark1365
The NFL invented jaw-guards on those helmets. Bet we'll be glad to have them now.
Rob Owns You
Oh yes we would but if it was throw really hard than it wouldnt do much good
dark1365
Especially if someone tackles you so hard that your head smashes into your helmet. That would be slightly ironic in the fact that it was supposed to protect you, but instead ended up castrating you.
Rob Owns You
Oooouch, that would really make your balls sore
dark1365
More like annihilated.
Rob Owns You
lol true, think of getting thrown out of a car while its moving and getting road rash on your balls
dark1365
Road rash?
Seriously man. Those things are so fragile, that if you're thrown out of a car, they'd need plastic surgery.
Rob Owns You
haha yeah, they would burn like hell
dark1365
Oh god...what if you had zits on them? shock
Rob Owns You
Eh sick, you would have to put acne medicine on them
dark1365
I know, and the cream would be so obvious to others. Unless you're wearing a helmet or a bag. Come to think of it, every male member of the population would need a bag. Think of the trees it will kill!
Rob Owns You
yeah and then there goes the enviroment
dark1365
Nah, if the stupid indecent exposure law was laid down, we would walk and feel the fresh air on our faces.
But women will bitchslap us. Preferably not on the chin.....

Rob Owns You

Yeah that would really suck
Rob Owns You
Having sex would also be wierd with balls on your chin
dark1365
But where would your actual dong be? Up near your forehead? Nose?
eer
Rob Owns You
probably right below your mouth or something

dark1365
That would be damn awkward, not to mention inconsistent.

Rob Owns You
Yeah that would be very weird trying to have sex

dark1365
Your neck would be so damn sore after.
Rob Owns You
True and if you jerk off then you would pull your neck back and foward...
dark1365
Yeah, and your neck would be so muscular it'd make you look like a no-neck.....

Rob Owns You

Haha...
dark1365
Not funny. More like what-the-f--k.
frylock
after a while u probly have to get a neckbrace
Rob Owns You
True, and the way that you get a boner would be weird
dark1365
On the other side, you'd be able to give yourself a blowjob.

frylock
that would be one of the most werid things of all
frylock
ya......but thats a little gey
frylock
and what about physicals
frylock
trun your head and cough
Rob Owns You
Oooook a penis on your face would just be weird
frylock
yes we have to mak sure every one knows that first ok...every one yes it is werid ok every one knows
dark1365
Yeah I know........if you got a boner it'd make you look like Pinocchio.

-Funky Punk-
i would be scared to death........
frylock
i can not tell a lie boing
dark1365
Oh great, Alicia's here.
frylock
funy punk wernt u just on draguna darkness
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i would be scared to death........
Not you

Just the guys...
frylock
ya in class with the new teacher
frylock
wait it would be an advantage to be able to pee on the kid nexted to ya any one agree
dark1365
I know.
"I didn't do it, Ms. (name)!"
-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Not you

Just the guys...
lmao i know
frylock
funny punk where u
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
lmao i know
But what if females had boobs on their head?

dark1365

What the heck?!
frylock
ok now thats just nasty like the dude on the movie little nicky
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by frylock
ok now thats just nasty like the dude on the movie little nicky
Yeah I know

http://www.phillyburbs.com/devil/images/little-nicky-c.jpg
-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
But what if females had boobs on their head?
it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmaoOriginally posted by frylock
funny punk where u
what?
dark1365
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Yeah I know

http://www.phillyburbs.com/devil/images/little-nicky-c.jpg
They could pleasure themselves by making it look like they're scratching their head.

Rob Owns You
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmao
Haha oversized ears with nipples?
frylock
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
it would look like they have very oversized ears... kinda.. lmao
what? on a game called draguna darkness on this website
Rob Owns You
Originally posted by dark1365
They could pleasure themselves by making it look like they're scratching their head.

frylock
ok lets go back to if u had balls on your chin would u have balls where they orginaly where to or no
-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
on a game called draguna darkness on this website
its not a game..lol..ya i was there
-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
did u like it
like what?.. damn quit confusing me@@@@@@@@@@@@
frylock
o i got into it i thought it was cool was there a guy who kept talking about his age
frylock
its a rpg dark thats on this website we start at 12 in the after noon u dont have to stay on the whole time its sort of cool
frylock
u gota like rpgs to get into it or u wont under stand
frylock
any way if i had balls on my chine and i was sleeping and had a wet dream would sperm travel from my chin to my legs to my u know what
dark1365
It'd dribble down your chin.


frylock
blah into your mouth and get u prenet
Jackie Malfoy
THen I would be Peter from "Family Guy"jmtv_happy
BakaXero
um... didnt they have a race called ballchinnians in MIB2 with balls on its chin?
Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Quit staring at my love sacks.

I cant...
RaeRox
kissing may be complicated.
Korri
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'd have Ballchinitis.
Plus I would wear a jock strap as a necklace.
jesus Ken.
-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by frylock
o i got into it i thought it was cool was there a guy who kept talking about his age
huh?
dark1365
lol ignore him.....what's up Alicia?
-Funky Punk-
not much whats up with u?
dark1365
Just ate a KitKat bar.

dark1365
I can't believe this thread made it to page 8.
Rob Owns You
What Im wondering is how this thread got to 8 pages

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