i enjoy your preludes to the fight major!
Kyo: that stupid, stinky karate gi wearing nerd! where is he?! where?!
*walks around pissed all over japan. he over hears some people talking about a "ryu" whose trying to get a sneak peek at Kasumi taking a bath in one of the hotsprings in a nearby forest.*
Kyo: that Ryu! what a pervert! and all this time i thought he was a training eunuch. he's gonna pay!
*goes to the forest and finds "ryu" peeking at kasumi.*
Kyo: hey pervert! i wanna settle our last bout. what's with you shotoclones any way? always wearing the same gi with different colors and with each new one you get more and more retarded! you damn freaks! what you got a line of shotoclones lined up for every new street fighter game that comes out!
Ryu Hayabusa: *blink blink*....have we met before? and can't you see i'm busy.
Kyo: what?! now from shotoclone you've become shotoninja! I can't take it anymore! for the sake of all the people in the gaming world i'll stop you from spawning of different shotoninjas with same moves and new sprite colors! i wont allow it! We fight! Ikuze!
yeah its a pretty twisted story. and i WAS bored.
anyway....as to who wins....i aint too into the DoA game but Ryu's cool. as in Ryu Hayabusa. but kyo's fought ninja's before and even beaten people like poison ninja lin and retard ninja Eiji. however, are lin/eiji as good and cool as ryu hayabusa....don't know.
~The Invincible Sado-sama