Old "gods" vs New "gods"

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Hulk rules all
This a battle between warrior "gods" and "god" smashers - a six against six. Who wins and why?

warrior "gods"

Thor with Belt of Strength aka glass jawed Asgardian
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka drunken Olympian
Orion with Motherbox
Beta Ray Bill aka eight toothed wonder
Thanos aka prune chinned cretin
Champion with Power Gem aka bad hair day creep

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka strongest one of all
Superman aka man of tungsten carbide
Silver Surfer aka tin foil man
Lobo
Wonderwoman
Drax aka I may be dumb but I'm still smarter than Thor

NiņoAraņa
Warrior "gods" qiute easily i think....

the biggest threat to them would be....SS, Supes, and Lobo if you give him that "i can't die" thing, which i'm assuming you won't

so it's basiclly Supes and SS vs. 5 uber powerful guys.....and Thanos no expression

guy222
Originally posted by Hulk rules all
This a battle between warrior "gods" and "god" smashers - a six against six. Who wins and why?

warrior "gods"

Thor with Belt of Strength aka glass jawed Asgardian
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka drunken Olympian
Orion with Motherbox
Beta Ray Bill aka eight toothed wonder
Thanos aka prune chinned cretin
Champion with Power Gem aka bad hair day creep

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka strongest one of all
Superman aka man of tungsten carbide
Silver Surfer aka tin foil man
Lobo
Wonderwoman
Drax aka I may be dumb but I'm still smarter than Thor

Team One

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Hulk rules all

Superman aka man of tungsten carbide


laughing

team 1 wins anyway

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Hulk rules all

Thor with Belt of Strength aka Owns Hulk
Immortal Hercules with Adamantium Mace aka Owns Hulk
Orion with Motherbox aka Owns Hulk
Beta Ray Bill aka Owns Hulk
Thanos aka Owns Hulk
Champion with Power Gem aka Owns Hulk

vs

"god" smashers

Hulk aka Gets Owned
Superman aka Owns Hulk
Silver Surfer aka Owns Hulk
Lobo aka Owns Hulk
Wonderwoman aka Owns Hulk
Drax aka Owns Hulk

Fixed happy

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Fixed happy

But don't you know. HULK RULES ALL!

celestialdemon
Team 1 annihilates team 2.

Magee
Hulk wins.

NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by Magee
Hulk wins. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. eek!

SpunkySmurph

King Kandy

NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by King Kandy
I've heard that one. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

shifty

TricksterPriest
Team 1 brutalizes team 2. Thanos alone can beat most of team 2, give him Champ and BRB, and they can probably win. As it is, this is overkill in favor of team 1.

xmeat
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Fixed happy what the hell is your problem with hulk he's probably team 2 biggest gun.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by xmeat
what the hell is your problem with hulk he's probably team 2 biggest gun.
erm Nope.

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
erm Nope. yes

juggernaut66666
Drax>>>Hulk
Superman>>>Hulk
Surfer>>>Hulk
Lobo>>>Hulk
WW>>>Hulk (maybe)

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Drax>>>Hulk
Superman>>>Hulk
Surfer>>>Hulk
Lobo>>>Hulk
WW>>>Hulk (maybe)

True hulk hater


hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

Evil_Ash
Originally posted by xmeat
hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/wtf.jpg

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
True hulk hater


hulk already fought drax Hulk>>>Drax
Hulk fought supes several times Hulk>>>supes
I'll give you that to surfer
Hulk>>>>>>>lobo
Hulk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WW

Only a true Hulk hater would know so little about Hulk that they would ever think of saying something like that.

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only a true Hulk hater would know so little about Hulk that they would ever think of saying something like that. believe what you want to.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by xmeat
what the hell is your problem with hulk he's probably team 2 biggest gun.

...

Hulk gets owned by EVERYONE on the battlefield, in a one-on-one match.

Including WW.

If WW can go one on one with Supes, she sure as hell can go one on one with Hulk.

Everyone in this match takes turns curbstomping Hulk before all going out and grabbing a beer.

happy

xmeat
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
...

Hulk gets owned by EVERYONE on the battlefield, in a one-on-one match.

Including WW.

If WW can go one on one with Supes, she sure as hell can go one on one with Hulk.

Everyone in this match takes turns curbstomping Hulk before all going out and grabbing a beer.

happy just to let you know hulk went toe to toe with just about everyone on that list including supes and ww beating laughing laughing thats my joke for the night.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
believe what you want to.

Is that a yes?

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Is that a yes? no no

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
no no

I'm not hearing no.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by xmeat
just to let you know hulk went toe to toe with just about everyone on that list including supes and ww beating laughing laughing thats my joke for the night.
Really?eek!
Did he win?

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by xmeat
just to let you know hulk went toe to toe with just about everyone on that list including supes and ww beating laughing laughing thats my joke for the night.

...

My God you're dumb.

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Really?eek!
Did he win? did supes win only because of fanboys that voted him a win.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by xmeat
did supes win only because of fanboys that voted him a win.
So he lost?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
did supes win only because of fanboys that voted him a win.

Either that was supposed to be a question or you seriously need to repeat elementary school.

BTW are you admitting that Hulk can loose?

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
So he lost? read my post again if it wasn't for fanboys like you hulk would of won like it should be.

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Either that was supposed to be a question or you seriously need to repeat elementary school.

BTW are you admitting that Hulk can loose? anyone can lose even your precious superman.

juggernaut66666
So he did lost.Then what is so funny?Originally posted by xmeat
just to let you know hulk went toe to toe with just about everyone on that list including supes and ww beating laughing laughing thats my joke for the night.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
anyone can lose even your precious superman.

I think I've explained my distain for Superman to you before.

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
So he did lost.Then what is so funny? it wasn't the writers freedom they hade to make superman win to make you fanboys happy which is sad the fight should of been epic. You guys should stop being fanboys its not good if you want to keep respect.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by xmeat
it wasn't the writers freedom they hade to make superman win to make you fanboys happy which is sad the fight should of been epic. You guys should stop being fanboys its not good if you want to keep respect.
So we are fanboys just because we think that Superman can beat Hulk?
Aren't you a Hulk fanboy?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
it wasn't the writers freedom

Lets give the writers all the freedom they want and watch a 6 year old conquer the MU.

And you can't just keep bringing up that Supes vs Hulk was based on a vote when so much other evidence shows how Hulk would loose.

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
So we are fanboys just because we think that Superman can beat Hulk?
Aren't you a Hulk fanboy? i wouldn't consider myself a fanboy but you guys are stop being fanboys already.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by xmeat
i wouldn't consider myself a fanboy but you guys are stop being fanboys already.
Do you speak english?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
i wouldn't consider myself a fanboy

And here we see a text bookcase of Denial.

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
And here we see a text bookcase of Denial. i wouldn't go so far to say that.

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Do you speak english? yes and why

xmeat
i rest my case

juggernaut66666
thumb up

xmeat
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
thumb up cool why thank you

Soljer
A single powerful blast from Thanos could literally take out ALL of team 2.

Seriously.

Jyppe
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
...

Hulk gets owned by EVERYONE on the battlefield, in a one-on-one match.

Including WW.

If WW can go one on one with Supes, she sure as hell can go one on one with Hulk.

Everyone in this match takes turns curbstomping Hulk before all going out and grabbing a beer.

happy

I don't see Hulk losing to Hercules.

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