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Well, one day, in our convienently mixed universe of Marvel/DC, Black Widow was fired by Nick Fury from her SHIELD position based on the fact she was a women, Iron Fist and Deathstroke were telling Elektra and Lady Shiva about how male ninjas did it better, and Deadpool was talking trash about Domino being Cable's side girl.

The horror! whoa

So now, in this out of control situation, the offended and the offenders are facing down in the battle finale.

On the side of the Men:

Deadpool (No grenades)
Ironfist
Deathstroke (No grenades)
Midnighter
Nick Fury
Agent Zero (No sniper rifle)

On the side of the Females:

Black Widow (Natasha)
Elektra
Mystique
Gamora (No Godslayer)
Domino
Lady Shiva

Equipment:
- Unless specified otherwise, everybody has their regular equipment
- Gamora has her sword and a plasma blaster
- Mystique has her handguns and an M16
- Nick Fury has his handguns and an M16

Location:
- They fight in the Savage Land (caves, jungle, lakes, etc.)
-They start at random points, but all teams are connected via COM link


Which side dominates this epic battle?

Smurph Presents? Your new porn company?



Anyway, I give it to the chicks for a majority.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Smurph Presents? Your new porn company?

He just needs to work with Soleran at this point

Girls win.

All at seperate locals in the Savage Lands! Agent Zero might be able to solo this with stealth kills.

This depends on two things. Whether Domino's power is good enough to give her the win even in this crazy situation, and whether Deadpool drives everyone nuts. Domino gives the girl's team a big advantage, maybe too much to beat. Not to mention Agent Zero's anti healing factor corrosive. A few of these characters are game breakers in this match.

I think Mystique could be a strong combatant with her morphing ability if the male team disperses.

Gamora ?

Are you INSANE !!!!

Fem team for the win.

Gamora has a healing factor. Agent Zero has a vibranium microweav suit and a anti healing factor blast that turns anyone with an enhanced healing factor into a pile of goo. He takes Gamora down.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Gamora has a healing factor. Agent Zero has a vibranium microweav suit and a anti healing factor blast that turns anyone with an enhanced healing factor into a pile of goo. He takes Gamora down.

What about the whole 'downing Thor with pressure points' thing.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Well, one day, in our convienently mixed universe of Marvel/DC, Black Widow was fired by Nick Fury from her SHIELD position based on the fact she was a women, Iron Fist and Deathstroke were telling Elektra and Lady Shiva about how male ninjas did it better, and Deadpool was talking trash about Domino being Cable's side girl.

The horror! whoa

So now, in this out of control situation, the offended and the offenders are facing down in the battle finale. Um, did you get permission from Soleran to make a Smurf Presents thread? If not you had better ask him. After all, he IS the number one Smurf on KMC.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph

On the side of the Men:

Deadpool (No grenades)
Ironfist
Deathstroke (No grenades)
Midnighter
Nick Fury
Agent Zero (No sniper rifle)

On the side of the Females:

Black Widow (Natasha)
Elektra
Mystique
Gamora (No Godslayer)
Domino
Lady Shiva

Equipment:
- Unless specified otherwise, everybody has their regular equipment
- Gamora has her sword and a plasma blaster
- Mystique has her handguns and an M16
- Nick Fury has his handguns and an M16

Location:
- They fight in the Savage Land (caves, jungle, lakes, etc.)
-They start at random points, but all teams are connected via COM link


Which side dominates this epic battle? I say the ladies.

Originally posted by grey fox
What about the whole 'downing Thor with pressure points' thing.

Agent Zero suit makes him virtually invisible with it's shadow meld abilities. He can get the drop on Gamora and his corrosive blasts will make quick work of her... or he could slit her throat with his adamantium dagger, whatever floats his boat. His vibranium microweav will also absorb all mechanical energy making brute force and pressure points useless.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Gamora has a healing factor. Agent Zero has a vibranium microweav suit and a anti healing factor blast that turns anyone with an enhanced healing factor into a pile of goo. He takes Gamora down.

Actually, the anti-HF only does damage when the HF tried to heal the body.

So they'll have to damage her first.

What's really important about A. Zero, IMO, is his adamantium bullets and the fact that he can't be tracked.

His anti healing factor blasts worked like an acid, when the healing factor attempts to heal the damage caused by the acid it spreads it instead until it consumes the person in question. There doesn't need to be any external damage aside from the blast its self for the ability to work.

Oh, he can still be tracked (he is just soundless, odorless and invisible) but he can still leave foot prints/broken branches and things of the sort. None of the people have enhanced senses so his enhancements aren't as handy as usual... but none of the ladies are expert trackers either.

The biggest threat to Agent Zero is Elektra and whether or not her telepathy can get a lock on him.

Fem-team Domino's luck and Mystique shapeshifting could do some major damage.

Domino can dodge bullets point-blank(the gun always jams)

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
His anti healing factor blasts worked like an acid, when the healing factor attempts to heal the damage caused by the acid it spreads it instead until it consumes the person in question. There doesn't need to be any external damage aside from the blast its self for the ability to work.

Oh, he can still be tracked (he is just soundless, odorless and invisible) but he can still leave foot prints/broken branches and things of the sort. None of the people have enhanced senses so his enhancements aren't as handy as usual... but none of the ladies are expert trackers either.

The biggest threat to Agent Zero is Elektra and whether or not her telepathy can get a lock on him.

Meh.

I did put him in the match so that there would be a threat to Gamora, after all.

And about tracking, I'm aware that any conventional tracking would be useable, but I was reffering to tracking via senses (which, if I'm not mistaken, Mystique can develop/morph)

I think the biggest threat to Agent Zero is Domino, because Agent Zero will not be able to get a surprise attack on her, which is basically how he represents a threat to everyone else.

I thought this was going to be a battle of the Smurf sexs I am disappointed

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Meh.

I did put him in the match so that there would be a threat to Gamora, after all.

And about tracking, I'm aware that any conventional tracking would be useable, but I was reffering to tracking via senses (which, if I'm not mistaken, Mystique can develop/morph)

I think the biggest threat to Agent Zero is Domino, because Agent Zero will not be able to get a surprise attack on her, which is basically how he represents a threat to everyone else.

Oh, I forgot that Mystique's abilities were ungraded in her solo series a while back... maybe she can increase her sense of smell.

I think you are over playing Domino's luck abilities, they aren't infallible.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin

I think you are over playing Domino's luck abilities, they aren't infallible.


Correct, they aren't infallible. If Agent Zero had ten different opportunities to sneak up on her, he would probably do it 4 or 5 times.
The first of which would probably be in his second or third attempt.

But definitley not the first time. Her powers send automatic impulses up her spine, guiding her movements. So she'll go exactly where Agent Zero ISN'T going. Meaning, she might get the drop on him, and he definitley won't for her.

agent zero a threat to almost any one even with out stealth

Originally posted by capt it up
agent zero a threat to almost any one even with out stealth

Without stealth, I don't see Agent Zero being capable of taking down Gamora, Domino, and maybe Elektra.

But you're welcome to convince me otherwise.

Mystique is quite the super-morpher now. Check out her respect thread

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Oh, I forgot that Mystique's abilities were ungraded in her solo series a while back... maybe she can increase her sense of smell. She can give herself night vision and a prehensile tail and two heads so I don't see why not.

Besides when you can do this...
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9099/mystique1523hu9.th.jpg
...bullets don't matter.

Going with the ladies.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
She can give herself night vision and a prehensile tail and two heads so I don't see why not.

Besides when you can do this...
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9099/mystique1523hu9.th.jpg
...bullets don't matter.

Going with the ladies.

Not something she can do at the drop of the hat. She had to shift some organs around in her body when she got tagged with gun fire and even though nothing vital was hit she was still in bad shape.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Not something she can do at the drop of the hat. She had to shift some organs around in her body when she got tagged with gun fire and even though nothing vital was hit she was still in bad shape.

Yeah, but she was tagged with a machine gun, if I remember properly. Hell, that would probably leave anyone in this battle, with the exception of DP, incapacitated.

This is a VERY good match up and well thought out I think.

However I am going with the guys.

7/10

Originally posted by Soleran
This is a VERY good match up and well thought out I think.

However I am going with the guys.

7/10

thankyou