Thing vs Hulk (with a twist)

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Chikorita
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end

who wins?
i think thing

Bouboumaster
In the beginning, it will be equal, maybe an edge to the Thing.

But at the final round, Hulk would beat Thing like a penis in a porno.

10/10 to the big green giant.

(I even didn't mention that Hulk has a healing factor, and not the thing.)

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HulkboxingThing
Hulk wins

Dinalfos
Thing wins on points, if he can keep the Hulk from getting angry and if he stays mobile throughout the fight. A hit and run sort of thing. This is assuming Hulk will not ignore the rules by smearing Ben's innards all over the ring, of course.

Priest
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Hulk would beat Thing like a penis in a porno.

shocking

guy222
Originally posted by Chikorita
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end

who wins?
i think thing

hulk

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Chikorita
its boxing, my favouritesport.
they boxes in 3 minutes, the only way to win is by knockout or by having landed the most punches in the end

who wins?
i think thing

Hulk throws one class 100 punch into Ben's chest.

Ben explodes from the impact dying instantly but painlessly.

Hulk loses for violating the rules . . .

Chikorita
hulk loses if he dont follow the rules, and its only 3 minutes. thing has a chance if he goes for points

Nikkolas
Yeah, the guy who easily breaks machines exerting the force of small mountains and isn't even KO'ed Nova Blast will die from ONE punch from Class 100 Hulk...

Thing throws down with Class 100s a lot.

He can win if he goes for points. 3 minutes isn't that hard.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Nikkolas
Yeah, the guy who easily breaks machines exerting the force of small mountains and a Nova Blast will die from ONE punch from Class 100 Hulk...

Are we thinking of the same Hulk and the same strength scale?

Nikkolas
I'm thinking of the Thing.

You try to say some BS about one punch from Hulk would floor Thing. Unless it's Savage Hulk straight off...that won't do it at all.

Thing has broken a machine exerting the preassure of a small mountain and taken a Nova Blast without even being really KO'ed.

So, why do you figure one punch from a simple Class 100 Hulk will win this? Especially since Thing has thrown down with other Class 100s like Wonder-Man?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Nikkolas
I'm thinking of the Thing.

You try to say some BS about one punch from Hulk would floor Thing. Unless it's Savage Hulk straight off...that won't do it at all.

Thing has broken a machine exerting the preassure of a small mountain and taken a Nova Blast without even being really KO'ed.

So, why do you figure one punch from a simple Class 100 Hulk will win this? Especially since Thing has thrown down with other Class 100s like Wonder-Man?

Because Savage Hulk gets pissed really fast. His strength amps up ludicurously and he knocks Ben out (the reduces him to rubble was just because it created a great image).

Class 100 is far from simple you know.

Chikorita
its only 3 minutes, and thing is better in combat, he can win by points. and if hulk goes mad and dont follow the rules, thing wins anyway

Chikorita
its very simple: hulk owns thing in a real fight.

thats why i limited it to boxing where its hulk KO-abilities vs things technique

xmeat
hulk breaks him like a twig.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
hulk breaks him like a twig.

Then Hulk would lose . . .

Chikorita
as Symmetric Chaos says.
this fight is to things advantage

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Then Hulk would lose . . . laughing :laugh

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
laughing :laugh

Did you read the stips for the fight

xmeat
Originally posted by Chikorita
as Symmetric Chaos says.
this fight is to things advantage how is that thing gets knocked the **** out.

Chikorita
xmeat, there RULES in boxing

Nikkolas
Didn't Ben have the upper-hand in an early fight between the two and then a distraction made him look away and Hulk won via cheapshot?

Thing can last 3 minutes, definitely. He's skilled and a few punches from Hulk is nothing new. Granted, he's no super-heavyweight brick like Hulk and he couldn't just stand there and let Hulk wail on him and hope to win. But he most defintiely can last 3 minutes and a few solid blows from Hulk.

The idea that Hulk PWNZORS Thing is rooted in misinformation. Hulk does surpass Thing in strength and durability but that's far from anything new for Ben. He can hold his own very well against Hulk.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Chikorita
its very simple: hulk owns thing in a real fight.

Yup rolling on floor laughing

Originally posted by Chikorita
thats why i limited it to boxing where its hulk KO-abilities vs things technique

I think Hulk has the power to KO Ben with a couple hits.

Ben isn't stupid though he'll use his slight speed advantage and major skill advantage to win by points.

Ben won't be in good shape at the end (if he survives Hulk getting pissed) but he'll have a majority win.

xmeat
Originally posted by Chikorita
xmeat, there RULES in boxing so and as soon as they start boxing thing gets KO"ed.

Chikorita
that may be true. it can be taken up in another debate. but now, were discussing the results of a 1rounds boxingmatch between these powerhouses

Chikorita
thing has taken hard hits before, xmeat

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmeat
so and as soon as they start boxing thing gets KO"ed.

Ben has plently of skill to prevent that and he's smart enough to maipulate Hulk into disqualifying himself.

Nikkolas
Since when?

Classic Juggernaut > plain old Hulk. And he needed 3 punches to floor Thing. And even then Thing wasn't KO'ed.

A NOVA blast couldn't KO Thing. 2 or 3 punches from Hulk won't do it. To think that is not factual at all.

Again, Thing is more skilled and can take blows from Hulk. As long as he doesn't stand there and let Hulk beat on him, he'll survive pretty handily and win.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Nikkolas
Since when?

Classic Juggernaut > plain old Hulk. And he needed 3 punches to floor Thing. And even then Thing wasn't KO'ed.

A NOVA blast couldn't KO Thing. 2 or 3 punches from Hulk won't do it. To think that is not factual at all.

There is no "plain old Hulk" he really does get quite strong and a couple well placed hits should do it IMO.

Originally posted by Nikkolas
Again, Thing is more skilled and can take blows from Hulk. As long as he doesn't stand there and let Hulk beat on him, he'll survive pretty handily and win.

I agree for the most part.

Chikorita
this will be a rockysituation. thing wins by skill, even through hulk is bigger and stronger. thing dont have to do damage, just using his skills.

thing 6/10

Chikorita
just like rocky vs ivan dragowink

Chikorita
so... i guess thing wonsmile

TricksterPriest
there is a good chance Hulk will kill Ben if he gets mad enough. But......3 minutes is possible.

Ben will win because it's more likely Hulk will get DQed. Ben lasted 10 rounds against Champion, didn't he?

*waves giant novelty finger* GO BEN GRIMM! BROOKLYN'S ROOTING FOR YOU! big grin

Btw, Rocky got brain damage from that fight. laughing

Nikkolas
It was 3 rounds with Champion, I think. Still, impressive. Even broke Champion's ribs.

And some band needs to make a song "It's Clobberin' Time!", pack it with an issue of Hulk vs. Thing, show a couple pages of Thing doing a training montage and then have him fight Hulk again... He'll win this time.

If the writers actually cared about what the readers thought they'd let Ben win for once, dammit.

Chikorita
ben is way to underrated

Nikkolas
I quite agree. He may be a heavyweight but he fights with super-heavyweight bricks quite often and does pretty well.

Besides...he's one of the best Marvel heroes ever made. To not like the Thing is blasphemy and to underestimate him is a huge mistake.

Chikorita
hulk cant knockout him. he will have a hard time hitting him, hitting him right, for that sake, and to break bens will (and SKIN!)

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