talkin' crap: Dr. Strange v The Blob

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janus77
scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.

The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).

They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.


bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?

Symmetric Chaos
What the f**k?

Strange would still wreck him.

guy222
Originally posted by janus77
scenario:
Dr. Strange is at the GP (general practitioner - medical doctor), 'cos he's come down with severe tonsillitis and can't do anything more than mumble.

The Blob is at the same GP, because he's suffering from acute diarrhea and is rapidly loosing weight at an alarming rate (he's actually only taking up ONE seat!).

They start fighting over who goes into see the GP first, The Blob has to go to the bathroom every 3minutes (on account of the diarrhea), Strange has to write out his spells in order for them to work.


bloodlusted, to the death,
who wins?

Bag of Tricks ftw

janus77
so Strange's speed at spelling ('scuse the pun) on paper is > Blob's speed going to the toilet and back to hit Strange?

I'm thinking it would be close but, Blob could always just toilet on Strange. thereby not allowing Strange the time to write a spell confused

Combat
I expect hes a quick writer.

Martian_mind
He could write the spell in Blobs excraments.

janus77
shorthand?

bigbran
I have no idea what the f*ck you just said...

But Strange wins.

janus77
lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.

so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob.

bigbran
Originally posted by janus77
lol
Shorthand = style of taking dictation used by secretaries and the like.
words and phrases are shortened and new symbols introduced to speed up the pace of writing.

so was thinking Strange would write his spell in shorthand in order to defeat Blob. No, this whole thread...

janus77
nevermind, she's waiting for you in the bath.

bigbran
Originally posted by janus77
nevermind, she's waiting for you in the bath. Sally Struthers?

janus77
she does when she's drunk smile

bigbran
Originally posted by janus77
she does when she's drunk smile Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Soljer
Strange doesn't need to speak to cast spells.

Also, he could still shit-stomp the Blob.

don't shiv
Originally posted by janus77


ewwww Blob wins on points

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