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You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

JP!

The Sliver Surfer or Thor

Batman! He has kryptonite!

Adam Warlock, The Radioactive Man or Thor.

The Boxe......
Oop I ment to say The Judge.

juggernaut66666, whats your point?
gimme a chance, get to know me. you will realize you are wrong, and i am NTO connected to this judge. what makes you think i am him?

Me just only thinks that you iz him.......

Good people would hand you over to Kal. Would Surfer really protect a cold-blooded murderer?

No, he wouldn't. I'd hire out Lobo to protect me at all costs. Or someone like Despero, Count Nefaria, etc.

I call the one guy who actually managed to kill Supes in a clean fight. Doomsday.

Wait, how much prep time do I get? If I can get a week or even a month, I'd get Ra's Al Ghul or Joker. Then we could kill Superman.

Why do you think that?

Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

I would blow up the wall so he can't see the name then I go home and take a nap. If not then I'd call Juggernaut to protect me with his shield while I take a nap.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I call the one guy who actually managed to kill Supes in a clean fight. Doomsday.

Wait, how much prep time do I get? If I can get a week or even a month, I'd get Ra's Al Ghul or Joker. Then we could kill Superman.
I wouldn't hire Apocalypsesly

If he was a DCU regular and I had some prep time, I would hire him.

How about switching on a model of Amazo? sly

No prep time.

Just the moment to shout one name, and have them appear at your side, knowing they must protect you from the angry alien.

Choose wisely.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
How about switching on a model of Amazo? sly

Just make sure you get a good one and not the shit version that trashed by Batman&Nightwing. '

Edit: Sticking with Doomsday.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Just make sure you get a good one and not the shit version that trashed by Batman&Nightwing. '

Edit: Sticking with Doomsday.
I would pre-order one of those JLA 27 types.haermm

i would use Odin

Genis

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
I would pre-order one of those JLA 27 types.haermm

This has been bothering me abit. If you told it the justice league was disbanded, would it lose all it's powers, or was that PIS? I've never been able to figure out if that was an actual weakness or just a plot device.

Originally posted by Priest
i would use Odin
You would have to find his grave first.....

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
You would have to find his grave first.....
If i cant find it, ill use RKT

definitely lobo. WW would kill me instead of Superman and I'm not 100 percent sure flash,GL, or MM would give me a hand.

In my opening post i said no one above the top tier. That means no skyfathers etc.

Darkseid down is cool beans tho

Batman has kryptonite ... he would do something about it

How about Supes drops a skyscraper on Batman with kryptonite?

how about batman being too smart for that? he knows superman very well

I'd call the surfer -- he can turn anything into Kryptonite...

Surfer is not DC

Originally posted by The Boxer
how about batman being too smart for that? he knows superman very well
How would Batman dodge a skyscraper?

he wouldnt doge it. batman has preparationtime. it wasnt stated when superman would return. to make a supermanhominh kryptonitemissile would not be hard. and especially not make them follow me, and activate when he gets close

Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.
haermm

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.
a powerless superman would probally still kick ur ass

Originally posted by Priest
a powerless superman would probally still kick ur ass of course Id cheat

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.
This reminds me the part where the thugs "fight" Superman in Superman Returms.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
This reminds me the part where the thugs "fight" Superman in Superman Returms. Pretty much. I'd still pack a gun though. I mean the guys over 6 ft tall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hoGYudIrig

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hoGYudIrig When you put it that way I dont need the gun. I can definitely take Kevin Spacey.

Originally posted by The Boxer
Surfer is not DC

I somtimes find it helpful to read the original post, don't you?

I'd call OJ Simpson's lawyer (Johnnie Cochran) and get him to convince Superman that I wasn't there... oh and also to deed poll my name to something else.


then I could scheme and plan for a while and kill off Superman, when he least expects it

oh and umm I'd call someone with the same name as me...

then clobber them over the head with a blunt object and wait for Clark to arrive and thank me for apprehending Lois' murderer

Originally posted by janus77
oh and umm I'd call someone with the same name as me...

then clobber them over the head with a blunt object and wait for Clark to arrive and thank me for apprehending Lois' murderer Or he uses his X-ray vision to see that your lying to him

well I'll take a cold shower before I talk with him!

or I could simply say "Superman, I killed xxxx!"
that's honest and true... just leave it upto him to misconnect the dots.

i would call the place where ou changes name, if batman is busy

Originally posted by The Boxer
how about batman being too smart for that? he knows superman very well

Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!

Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

I would call DS. He would pwn Superman severly. Morg would be another choice. He loves a good fight.

Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

hmm

This looks like a job for Superman.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Now that I think about it, definitely Magneto. Since Superman doesn't know what Ive done yet Mags has time to put up his shield. All he has to do is "Only allow red solar radiation in" just like Dr. Polaris. I'll then kick the shit out of Superman myself.

Superman has shown that he can recharge himself with yellow sun radiation in mere moments.

If you tried hitting him after that, you might as well be hitting a brick wall. haermm

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I would call DS. He would pwn Superman severly. Morg would be another choice. He loves a good fight.

He said Darkseid "down" could be a choice... as in Jobberseid.

Superman would just mangle him again... especially if he thinks D-Side killed Lois.

Originally posted by batdude123
Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!


*Batman throws his SAT score at Superman, knocking him out*

Originally posted by Validus
*Batman throws his SAT score at Superman, knocking him out*

Touche Mr. Validus... touche. hmm

Originally posted by batdude123
Superman has shown that he can recharge himself with yellow sun radiation in mere moments.

If you tried hitting him after that, you might as well be hitting a brick wall. haermm Who said I wanted Magneto to stop?

Originally posted by UniOmni
You kill Lois lane, and you're not sorry about it.

When you're leaving the room, you find Superman costumes in the closet. You realize that Clark kent is Superman, and you just killed his wife.

She wrote your name on the wall in blood, which you cleaned up. But you know his supervision can see what was once there.

You can call one name, and they'll be there to protect you from a bloodlusted Superman.

Who do you call?

No character above the top tier.

Darkseid down is okay though

Doesn't matter which universe either....DC, Marvel, Image, Wildstorm, etc.

There's only one saviour and his name is Jesus.

~Get pelted by fruit and shit~

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Who said I wanted Magneto to stop?

Who says Superman can't vibrate out of the bubble Magneto would trap him in?

Originally posted by batdude123
Watch out skyscraper!!!

Batman's gonna crush you with his intellect!!!





...

Anyway, this thread should ACTUALLY HAPPEN to everyone when they join. If you survive, you can stay on KMC. If you die....well...you're dead.

For one thing, we wouldn't have any Hulk fanboys again. Ever.

Originally posted by DigiMark007


...

Anyway, this thread should ACTUALLY HAPPEN to everyone when they join. If you survive, you can stay on KMC. If you die....well...you're dead.

For one thing, we wouldn't have any Hulk fanboys again. Ever.

*decides to take the thread seriously*

Thanos

APOC with the power of the twelve

Originally posted by swerve1988
APOC with the power of the twelve

sorry too god-like

War Hulk!!!

Wonder Woman.
if I'm gonna die, I want my last night to be good!

Who is DS down? Really you keep saying he is jobberseid, please list the times when he has jobbed?

Because it seems like you take forum gossip as truth.

Originally posted by batdude123
Who says Superman can't vibrate out of the bubble Magneto would trap him in? Who's to say thats when I start praying?

Originally posted by batdude123
Who says Superman can't vibrate out of the bubble Magneto would trap him in?

Current Superman saved the DC omniverse by vibrating through it, I'm sure he could vibrate through Mags shield.

Yo.

the Controller who bestowed the LSH with a Miracle Machine, and get my own copy.

prob SOLVED.






Tazer

Captain Atom.

Kryptonite and Red Sun.

to easy

superman >>> captain atom

Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
superman >>> captain atom



chair

Masterbruce. He'd kill Superman with his Martial Arts skillz.

Or Insane Genis-Vell.

Resurrection Man

This is a hard one, I can try to beat Supes in a straight fight using Lobo; bring someone to resurrect Lois and get the hell out of there; or my favorite: Being an smartass, call a psychic so he destroys my memory making me entirely unaware of what I did so in the case Clark retaliates he kills an innocent. Jaque mate to Supes, he is pwned!

(In real like I would go with the most likely to keep me alive, not the coolest)

Flash














or, as I am obligated to say in threads like this one, Yuki . . .

Pa Kent. I know he would talk him out of killing me or even hitting me tbh. Then It would be life in jail for me.

I'd strike some kind of deal with Ares, or some Olympian god to provide me with ambrosia, making me a god. Hey, atleast if i get my ass whipped, I'd still be immortal.

Originally posted by Board Walker
Current Superman saved the DC omniverse by vibrating through it, I'm sure he could vibrate through Mags shield.

Um... that's exactly what I was insinuating.

Originally posted by Redatom65
Captain Atom.

Kryptonite and Red Sun.

to easy



Captain Atom CAN beat Superman... but there'd be nothing easy about it.

Thanos... because according to some a certain hater... he isn't above top tier...

Or I'd call someone who owns a gas station... and kablowy!

Mole Man

Originally posted by bigbran
Thanos... because according to some a certain hater... he isn't above top tier...

Or I'd call someone who owns a gas station... and kablowy!

Then again... Superman could ask Weapon X to give him some adamantium claws... and *SNIKT!!*

Yes, bran... I totally went there.

Originally posted by batdude123


Captain Atom CAN beat Superman... but there'd be nothing easy about it.

i meant, to easy of a choice

Originally posted by capt it up
Mole Man

haermm

Originally posted by batdude123
haermm


who think of looking for me hundred of miles under ground........

Originally posted by batdude123
Then again... Superman could ask Weapon X to give him some adamantium claws... and *SNIKT!!*

Yes, bran... I totally went there. I didn't know he had prep...

Plus, Thanos doesn't have the IG, because I guess the IG lowers his duribility... ermm so, you point is moot.

Originally posted by capt it up
who think of looking for me hundred of miles under ground........

Even though Superman can search around the planet in seconds, and his vision is good enough to see that far underground?

Originally posted by bigbran
I didn't know he had prep...

Plus, Thanos doesn't have the IG, because I guess the IG lowers his duribility... ermm so, you point is moot.

BAH!!

Touche. disgust

Originally posted by batdude123
Even though Superman can search around the planet in seconds, and his vision is good enough to see that far underground?



I'm sure he could just drop a mental block or something . . .

Originally posted by batdude123
Even though Superman can search around the planet in seconds, and his vision is good enough to see that far underground?




You'd take Adam West's Batman <_<

Originally posted by batdude123
Even though Superman can search around the planet in seconds, and his vision is good enough to see that far underground?



see, but why would he search there? He be searching hundreds of miles underground? Come on that be dumb of him to do. There no way he think of that.



plus Mole Man has his monsters and a random pole...........

Goku...

Originally posted by Redatom65
You'd take Adam West's Batman <_<

Um... nobody can beat Adam West's Batman... especially with Burt Ward backing him up. ermm

Originally posted by bigbran
Goku...

Oh dear god.

Originally posted by batdude123
Um... nobody can beat Adam West's Batman... especially with Burt Ward backing him up. ermm

Maybe Val Kilmer's batman ermm

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Oh dear god. Fine...

Vagina... I mean, Vegeta...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Oh dear god.

so true krillin would be the better bet.

Originally posted by bigbran
Fine...

Mew...

Mewtwo was the improved version. It lost because people started crying. Thats a fair fight

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Mewtwo was the improved version. It lost because people started crying. Thats a fair fight But I can actually perfect the noise that Mew made...

Originally posted by bigbran
But I can actually perfect the noise that Mew made...

OK thats pretty scary.

Ichigo, Chad, Orohime, Ishida, Zaraki and Urahara

i'd get huc and say supes killed betty

Originally posted by xmeat
i'd get huc and say supes killed betty I'd get Hulk, and tell Supes that Hulk actually killed Lois.

Originally posted by xmeat
i'd get huc and say supes killed betty

then we watch hulk get totaly destroy by superman.


Thanks though, it would make it funnier to watch since hulk would be so mad yet unable to do any thing to stop superman from kicking the crap out of him over and over again. It would also allow us to watch the fight longer since hulk would be able to take a few more ass whoopings

lol...if I ever wanted to kill Lois, I think I'd go buy a Batman costume....maybe Lois won't know the difference from the real thing.....unless Lois and Bruce have a lil somethin' somthin' goin' on on the side that Supes knows nothing about.

what would be worse though....actually killing Lois, or have Supes come home and find you in bed with Lois..lol

I don't mean to be gross, but I can't help it. How could Lois and Superman even have sex. If everything about Superman is "super", would Lois even be able to handle it? Imagine her on the bed suckin' Superman off....his load would probably go straight through her throat like a gunshot wound...through the ceiling....eventually puncturing a 747 jet causing it to crash due to pressure loss..lol

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
I don't mean to be gross, but I can't help it. How could Lois and Superman even have sex. If everything about Superman is "super", would Lois even be able to handle it? Imagine her on the bed suckin' Superman off....his load would probably go straight through her throat like a gunshot wound...through the ceiling....eventually puncturing a 747 jet causing it to crash due to pressure loss..lol

I actually read an analysis of that concept which basicly proved that if Clark ever had an orgasm it would destroy the planet.

lol....damn. Maybe Wonder Woman or Big Barda would be about the only two who could handle it.

Originally posted by capt it up
then we watch hulk get totaly destroy by superman.


Thanks though, it would make it funnier to watch since hulk would be so mad yet unable to do any thing to stop superman from kicking the crap out of him over and over again. It would also allow us to watch the fight longer since hulk would be able to take a few more ass whoopings pissed off huc that beat armored onslaught would cause universal shockwaves with his claps.

Originally posted by xmeat
pissed off huc that beat armored onslaught would cause universal shockwaves with his claps.

Thank you for changing the subject. And hell no. Supes would throw Hulk to the sun.

I'd call Doop... I mean, who wouldn't?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I'd call Doop... I mean, who wouldn't?

Reasonable people.

Personally I think I would call Superman and have him save me.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Thank you for changing the subject. And hell no. Supes would throw Hulk to the sun. huc could survive the sun and i dare you to prove me wrong.
Plus huc is strong enough to toss supes to the sun as well.
Hucs thunderclaps can cause universal shockwaves.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Reasonable people.

Personally I think I would call Superman and have him save me. Good thing he wouldn't fall for that clever ploy... haermm

Originally posted by xmeat
Plus huc is strong enough to toss supes to the sun as well.

Originally posted by xmeat
pissed off huc that beat armored onslaught would cause universal shockwaves with his claps.
actaully he enevr beat onslaught if you read the dam issue onslaught evolved further. Hulk did nothing at all.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Good thing he wouldn't fall for that clever ploy... haermm

Superman = a flying brick
Superman = a window

Superman >>> Superman

Originally posted by xmeat
huc could survive the sun and i dare you to prove me wrong.
Plus huc is strong enough to toss supes to the sun as well.
Hucs thunderclaps can cause universal shockwaves.

hysterical

Vintage Xmeat. I'm so profiling this.

I would get someone who could bring Lois back to life, and have them help me write a letter of apology.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
I would get someone who could bring Lois back to life, and have them help me write a letter of apology.

mhm If you can't restore a human's body and soul without help you have no business being on KMC.

I'd pick a teleporter. Send me to friggin other side of the universe. Mmmm and someone who at the same time can take it to supes.

I say Void enhanced Spartan

Originally posted by capt it up
actaully he enevr beat onslaught if you read the dam issue onslaught evolved further. Hulk did nothing at all. huc broke his entire armor with a punch that sent universal shockwaves

Originally posted by Blair Wind


I'd pick a teleporter. Send me to friggin other side of the universe. Mmmm and someone who at the same time can take it to supes.

I say Void enhanced Spartan


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Originally posted by xmeat
huc broke his entire armor with a punch that sent universal shockwaves
actaully he broke the armor it said nothuing about universal sockwaves. Also if you read the issue you would know that onslaught allowed for it to happen in order for him self to evolve.......nice try though

Originally posted by Validus
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Originally posted by capt it up
actaully he broke the armor it said nothuing about universal sockwaves. Also if you read the issue you would know that onslaught allowed for it to happen in order for him self to evolve.......nice try though cause only hulk was capable of doing it nice try.

I'd call kryptonite man, and start spooning with him then

A. wait for supes to go away and give lois a proper funeral or

B. Wait to die of radiation poisoning.

Why would superman simulating phasing, work on Magnetos shields, when Kitty couldn't even phase through him without his shield up?

And who did he beat with vibrating buttcheeks?

Originally posted by UniOmni
Why would superman simulating phasing, work on Magnetos shields, when Kitty couldn't even phase through him without his shield up?

And who did he beat with vibrating buttcheeks?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................doomsday

Originally posted by xmeat
cause only hulk was capable of doing it nice try.
again onslaught allowed it...... Hulk was the only one around at the time able too with the help of many others to get hulk inthere. With out the others aid hulk would have been all but useless.


so your point? What did hulk accomplish by breaking the armor nothing since it allowed onslaught to evolve.

Originally posted by capt it up
again onslaught allowed it...... Hulk was the only one around at the time able too with the help of many others to get hulk inthere. With out the others aid hulk would have been all but useless.


so your point? What did hulk accomplish by breaking the armor nothing since it allowed onslaught to evolve. you didn't read it everyone was around during the fight even thor idiot oh and hulk always owned logan

Originally posted by xmeat
you didn't read it everyone was around during the fight even thor idiot oh and hulk always owned logan


not every one was around I own the dam issue.


thor was needed to keep the field open so that hulk could pass through. Hercules was not even there as well as many of marvels heavy hitters.


so nice try...........

actaully hulk has a losing record to wolverine.......

Originally posted by capt it up
not every one was around I own the dam issue.


thor was needed to keep the field open so that hulk could pass through. Hercules was not even there as well as many of marvels heavy hitters.


so nice try........... whatever hulk still won and you can kiss my ass.

Originally posted by xmeat
whatever hulk still won and you can kiss my ass.
hulk won what? Actaully if you read the issue you know hulk never won since onslaught evolved into a more powerful beeing



hell hulk had nothing to do with onslaught final defeat........it was banner who did it not the hulk

also I rather not kill your ass thank you very much. I am sorry that the truth hurts

i would call the greatest super-hero next to the hulk and his name is...................................................................................................................wonder-boy,what is the secert to ur power?