Storm vs. Green Lantern (with a twist)

Draco69

Storm is wearing a completely yellow costume. She has three hours of prep. Storm has the durability of the Sentry.

Who wins?

roll eyes (sarcastic)

EDIT: She's wearing an indestructible Wakandan device made by her pimp..er..her husband Black Panther. GL is not allowed to tamper with it.

llagrok

She has the durability of sentry? Why don't you rephrase.

Storm is invulnerable and covered in the Green Lantern's weakness.

2damnloud

Can she breath in Space with Sentry's durability??

I hadn't thought about that.

pr1983

Originally posted by Draco69
Storm is wearing a completely yellow costume. She has three hours of prep. Storm has the durability of the Sentry.

Who wins?

roll eyes (sarcastic)

f*ckin tease... stick out tongue

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by Draco69
Storm is wearing a completely yellow costume.

confused

That hasn't been a weakness for a while though.

Juntai

What's the yellow going to do?

2damnloud

With that durablity and the ability to breath in space, Storm would be nearly unbeatable. no expression

Hence, she will never get that high a durability.

Draco69

Originally posted by Juntai
What's the yellow going to do?

Yellow isn't a weakness but it does give GL a second of pause.

phillipan

Originally posted by 2damnloud
With that durablity and the ability to breath in space, Storm would be nearly unbeatable. no expression

Hence, she will never get that high a durability.

Oh please get over her, she would not be unbeatable.

Draco everyone seems to know this thread was made as kind of a joke but 2damn is taking it seriously. This is gonna turn into another 20 page storm thread.

guy222

Originally posted by Draco69
Storm is wearing a completely yellow costume. She has three hours of prep. Storm has the durability of the Sentry.

Who wins?

roll eyes (sarcastic)

EDIT: She's wearing an indestructible Wakandan device made by her pimp..er..her husband Black Panther. GL is not allowed to tamper with it.

storm

Soljer

Originally posted by guy222
storm

Dies with a single thought from any competent Green Lantern.

Hell, even an INCOMPETENT Green Lantern...

masterbruce

Originally posted by Soljer
Dies with a single thought from any competent Green Lantern.

Hell, even an INCOMPETENT Green Lantern...

so how is it she can beat Darkseid?

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
Dies of laughter at the thought of any competent Green Lantern challenging her.

Hell, even any full-powered Green Lantern...

fixed eek!

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by 2damnloud
fixed eek!

Whats really cool is that you couldn't even edit that in a way that would give Storm a win.

pr1983

Originally posted by 2damnloud
fixed eek!

not really... erm

it was fine beforehand...

Soljer

You could give Storm a dozen powers on top of what she has, and she still wouldn't be able to touch the Green Lantern...

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
You could give Storm a dozen powers on top of what she has, and she still wouldn't be able to touch the Green Lantern...

Is her durability not enough? confused

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Is her durability not enough? confused

No.

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
No. no expression

.

Storm for an easy win no expression

Superherovandal

Considering that Kilowog recently beat Supes who is probably more durable, and he's actually smarter than she is and faster and stronger, Storm gets stompedd

Blair Wind

Green Lantern. Powers include: Anything they can imagine.

Storm. Powers include: control over the weather (plus sentry level durability)

Winner? The guy who imagines she is a ant and steps on her no expression

masterbruce

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Green Lantern. Powers include: Anything they can imagine.

Storm. Powers include: control over the weather (plus sentry level durability)

Winner? The guy who imagines she is a ant and steps on her no expression

but with her durability, how is getting stepped on even gonna effect her?

Blair Wind

He actually turns her into an ant ermmnone

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by masterbruce
but with her durability, how is getting stepped on even gonna effect her?

He imagines that it will effect her.

masterbruce

Originally posted by Blair Wind
He actually turns her into an ant ermmnone

he can't actually do that, right?

SpunkySmurph

Originally posted by masterbruce
he can't actually do that, right? Yeah... he can.
He can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

That's the power set of a green lantern.

He can stick her in another dimension, turn her brains into spaghetti, put her in a black hole, etc.

Blair Wind

Originally posted by masterbruce
he can't actually do that, right?

Originally posted by 2damnloud
No.

Do you know anything about Green Lanterns 2D? Didnt think so.

He can do anything so long as he can will it. Period. Hal once turned his friend into a bird if I recall right

2damnloud

So he can warp reality and transmute consisently??

SpunkySmurph

Originally posted by 2damnloud
So he can warp reality and transmute consisently?? A high level, competent one can, when PIS isn't involved. Most of the green lanterns that are ever mentioned on KMC can.

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm for an easy win no expression

Easy win?

....

You want to talk about easy win?

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greenlantern1999114140ua.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greenlantern124p181qc.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Explanation of the above few feats.

Brian Oswald

Originally posted by Soljer
Easy win?

....

You want to talk about easy win?

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greenlantern1999114140ua.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greenlantern124p181qc.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

http://img244.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jla007135le.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

http://img244.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ourworldsatwargreenlantern0013.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dcu2000secretfiles1p359ov.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

http://img430.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2greenlanterncircleoffire02203.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

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Easy ****ing win.

http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greenlanterncircleoffire438rp.jpg

Easy ****ing win.

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Explanation of the above few feats. owned eek!

2damnloud

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm shitstomps them all. Nothing would be able to harm her as she mercilessly taps into the power of nature.

Nature <<<<<< Daxamite, speed-force tapping, ass kicking, Green Lanterns, Oblivion, and the entire JLA. no expression

.

Besides the energy of nature is nothing. I can recall at least two separate times that a Green Lantern has trapped a big bang - the summation of ALL the energy of nature.

Not to mention the dozens of times a green lantern has stopped time.

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
Nature <<<<<< Daxamite, speed-force tapping, ass kicking, Green Lanterns, Oblivion, and the entire JLA. no expression

.

Nature consist of all the raw energies in the universe whcih Ororo can mold as a sculptress does clay. no expression

Superherovandal

No she can mold weather...only in an atmosphere.

Blair Wind

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Nature consist of all the raw energies in the universe whcih Ororo can mold as a sculptress does clay. no expression

Originally posted by Soljer
Nature <<<<<< Daxamite, speed-force tapping, ass kicking, Green Lanterns, Oblivion, and the entire JLA. no expression

2damnloud

Storm's power can venture into other dimensions. no expression

Storm can tap inot and control the WHOLE of something, not just tap into it.

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm's power can venture into other dimensions. no expression

Storm can tap inot and control the WHOLE of something, not just tap into it.

Except when she gets speedblitzed by a dozen speed force using Daxamite Green Lanterns backed by Oblivion and the entire Justice League.

After the Green Lantern stops time. no expression

.

Oh, and even if the Green Lantern suffers from spontaneous failure of existence, he can just will himself back to life.

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
Except when she gets speedblitzed by a dozen speed force using Daxamite Green Lanterns backed by Oblivion and the entire Justice League.

After the Green Lantern stops time. no expression

.

Oh, and even if the Green Lantern suffers from spontaneous failure of existence, he can just will himself back to life.

And then Ororo would kill him again. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by 2damnloud
And then Ororo would kill him again. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Storm can't kill anyone via CFOE or SFOE.

masterbruce

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Storm can't kill anyone via CFOE or SFOE.

huh?

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by masterbruce
huh?

Catastrophic or Spontaneous Failure Of Existance

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
And then Ororo would kill him again. roll eyes (sarcastic)

So, tell me...

Storm beats the entire JLA, a hundred Green Lanterns with Daxamite DNA, powered by the speed force, Oblivion, and dozens of constructs that could tangle with ANGELS? While time is stopped for Storm?

masterbruce

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Catastrophic or Spontaneous Failure Of Existance

why do you guys even bother debating with this guy when he's basically a slightly more knowledgeable version of Xmeat? it seems like he's just making up stuff for Storm with this FP nonsense

WorldWarHulk

Originally posted by Soljer
So, tell me...

Storm beats the entire JLA, a hundred Green Lanterns with Daxamite DNA, powered by the speed force, Oblivion, and dozens of constructs that could tangle with ANGELS? While time is stopped for Storm? Yes... next.

masterbruce

2damnloud

Storm's durability would enable her to tap into the forces of nature almost limitlessly.

One of the things that holds her back is her body. Even in that she can still summon the power of the GC, stun Surfer twice, tap into the electrical potential of the planet, heal a dimension, etc.

With her body being reinforced, once she taps into the powers, she can take hold of it and own it. Hell, possibly use it for sustenence as well.

It would be a long faught battle.

GL may win though. no expression

^savor the moment

Brian Oswald

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm's durability would enable her to tap into the forces of nature almost limitlessly.

One of the things that holds her back is her body. Even in that she can still summon the power of the GC, stun Surfer twice, tap into the electrical potential of the planet, heal a dimension, etc.

With her body being reinforced, once she taps into the powers, she can take hold of it and own it. Hell, possibly use it for sustenence as well.

It would be a long faught battle.

GL may win though. no expression

^savor the moment Her durability? like how she died after summoning the powers of a galactic core no expression

masterbruce

Originally posted by Brian Oswald
Her durability? like how she died after summoning the powers of a galactic core no expression

thread starter gave her sentry's durability

Brian Oswald

Originally posted by masterbruce
thread starter gave her sentry's durability forgot about that embarrasment

she still dies mad

2damnloud

How about she just absorbs all his energies.

masterbruce

Originally posted by 2damnloud
How about she just absorbs all his energies.

how about she blinks the universe out of existence?

2damnloud

Originally posted by masterbruce
how about she blinks the universe out of existence?

That's not her powerset and her durability does not afford her that.

She can, however absorb energy, and with her durability she can easily absorb and manipulate more energy more efficiently.

Soljer

Originally posted by 2damnloud
That's not her powerset and her durability does not afford her that.

She can, however absorb energy, and with her durability she can easily absorb and manipulate more energy more efficiently.

The Oan power core?

You really must be the dumbest *****.....

2damnloud

Originally posted by Soljer
The Oan power core?

You really must be the dumbest *****.....

mad

Darth Macabre

Originally posted by 2damnloud
That's not her powerset and her durability does not afford her that.

She can, however absorb energy, and with her durability she can easily absorb and manipulate more energy more efficiently. Kind of like what a GL can do, but on a lesser scale. no expression

2damnloud

Originally posted by Darth Macabre
Kind of like what a GL can do, but on a much greater scale given her stipulated durability. no expression

DarkCrawler

You are aware of the fact that editing what another poster says instead of answering it doesn't make you seem witty or smart? Especially when you do it the 20th time?

Estacado

Originally posted by 2damnloud
fixed eek!

It's not funny retard. no expression

ADarksideJedi

Storm would be able to beat him anytime anyplace!jm

Scoobless

Originally posted by Soljer
You could give Storm a dozen powers on top of what she has, and she still wouldn't be able to touch the Green Lantern...

Ok, on top of the Sentry upgrade, let's give her

Speedforce powers
Gem of Cytorrak
Nate Grey level TK/TP
Deadpool level healing
Molecule Man power
Intangibility
Invisibility to everything
Multiple Man type power
Captain Marvel's power (The female Avenger)
Atom's power
Midnighters fight upgrades
Spider Sense

shifty

xmarksthespot

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Storm would be able to beat him anytime anyplace!jm The thread just got JMed... and she agrees with 2damnstupid... laughing out loud

don't shiv

enough of the b.s. posted about kyle who wouldn't last 5 seconds solo against Darksied with O.M.G. Lets give him Skyfather levell

time stopping powers
transmutation powers linked to imagination
speedforce powers
blah blah blah

Sentry/G.L. Sinestro G.L. Jade and many others Who've appeared on panel aren't all that if they were they'd pretty much be no need for a jla jsa teen titans outsiders deo

easy on the hype

Hal Jordan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Storm

any other G.L. is fair Game.

Soljer

Originally posted by Scoobless
Ok, on top of the Sentry upgrade, let's give her

Speedforce powers
Gem of Cytorrak
Nate Grey level TK/TP
Deadpool level healing
Molecule Man power
Intangibility
Invisibility to everything
Multiple Man type power
Captain Marvel's power (The female Avenger)
Atom's power
Midnighters fight upgrades
Spider Sense

shifty

Speedforce doesn't work in marvel, and Storm'd be too dumb to use it anyhow.

The Gem isn't really much help considering that a Green Lantern would just pull a shaggy man on her.

Nate Grey? Another Mutant? The Green Lantern shuts off the X-gene. There goes Storm's and Nate's powers.

Deadpool level healing? Oh, you mean like the Shaggy Man had? See above.

Even if you gave her all the powers listed above, a competent Lantern would shrink her, and jettison her into the Sun.

That's JUST how outclassed Storm is. no expression

don't shiv

so why hasn't a competent green lantern schooled Darksied Superboy Prime, Talia Al Ghul, & Lex in solo combat already?

StyleTime

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The thread just got JMed... and she agrees with 2damnstupid... laughing out loud

I predict all of KMC will be JMed soon. She's THAT good.

Bardock42

Maybe, just maybe, if you give her a green lantern ring, Superman's powers and Batman's mind she might survive a minute.

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe, just maybe, if you give her a green lantern ring, Superman's powers and Batman's mind she might survive a minute.

That would probably be a serious handicap. Trying to make constructs without experience and with the cynical mind of Batman would probably kill her.

Bardock42

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That would probably be a serious handicap. Trying to make constructs without experience and with the cynical mind of Batman would probably kill her.

Nonsense, with the mind of Batman everything's possible. He'd have figured out how to use the GL ring like Sinestro, Hal and Kilowog together within seconds.

Symmetric Chaos

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nonsense, with the mind of Batman everything's possible. He'd have figured out how to use the GL ring like Sinestro, Hal and Kilowog together within seconds.

laughing out loud

Except his personality is similar to GreenArrow's and he almost fell unconcious making a . . . green arrow with a GL due to his cynicism.

Bardock42

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
laughing out loud

Except his personality is similar to GreenArrow's and he almost fell unconcious making a . . . green arrow with a GL due to his cynicism.

Though that is true, I am not sure if my point registered with you, I shall state it again.....he's the Batman.

don't shiv

green arrow should not be mentioned in the same breath as the Caped Crusader.

Bardock42

Originally posted by don't shiv
green arrow should not be mentioned in the same breath as the Caped Crusader.

Oh come on, Arrow is pretty cool.

xmarksthespot

But he's no Batman.

Edit: Hmm... deja vu.

Bardock42

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But he's no Batman.

Edit: Hmm... deja vu. Well.....**** you...to the Arrow Cave Speedy!!

Skeets

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh come on, Arrow is pretty cool.
Sure is.
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w263/Steeks_scans/spectrev424kebbin11.jpg

xmarksthespot

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well.....**** you...to the Arrow Cave Speedy!! You know you can't do what you want to do with Speedy... you pedonecro. Unless you're talking about the first Speedy, in which case, Thunderbirds are go.

Bardock42

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You know you can't do what you want to do with Speedy... you pedonecro.
Of course I can, he'd do anything for a fix.

don't shiv

hwahaaahwa

xmarksthespot

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course I can, he'd do anything for a fix. I edited. Recent Speedy has that Homosexual/Infidel Virus, from being a dirty little whore.

Bardock42

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I edited. Recent Speedy has that Homosexual/Infidel Virus, from being a dirty little whore.

I have not been keeping up.

That blonde chick has HIV? Ha...haha...good thing Oliver is gay.

don't shiv

surely the JLA watchtower Vita ray can cure Mia of the viral contaminant

Tazer

Yo.

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm for an easy win no expression

only if sdhe fought nekkid AND had already given the GL some sex......

even in indestructible armor the GL could mind-raze her, or gas her, or blind her, or fire off her pleasure button uncontrollably, or.....

Tazer

Tazer

Yo.

Originally posted by 2damnloud
So he can warp reality and transmute consisently??
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
A high level, competent one can, when PIS isn't involved. Most of the green lanterns that are ever mentioned on KMC can.

Chj'p has done it, and I woiuldnt call him "high-level", and transmutation is an afterthought to any1 who can do it

Tazer

Tazer

Yo.

Originally posted by don't shiv
so why hasn't a competent green lantern schooled Darksied Superboy Prime, Talia Al Ghul, & Lex in solo combat already?

for the very same reason Marvel had SS act stupid and ignore the fact that he coulve just crushed T'challas arm around his neck with his chin......

its calld LAZY WRITING.

Tazer

2damnloud

Originally posted by Tazer
Yo.

for the very same reason Marvel had SS act stupid and ignore the fact that he coulve just crushed T'challas arm around his neck with his chin......

its calld LAZY WRITING.

Tazer

Nope, it's actually pretty good writing in theory.

With ridiculously over-powered characters, EVERYTHING can be considered PIS.

Tazer

Yo.

Originally posted by 2damnloud
Nope, it's actually pretty good writing in theory.

With ridiculously over-powered characters, EVERYTHING can be considered PIS.

does that hold true for FL losing to Spiderman??

or Shatterstar stabbing Juggy inna eye??

or 3/4 of the BS Mags gets away with??

Tazer

2damnloud

Originally posted by Tazer
Yo.

does that hold true for FL losing to Spiderman??

or Shatterstar stabbing Juggy inna eye??

or 3/4 of the BS Mags gets away with??

Tazer

That's why I said "in theory".

Characters who move at FTL are never supposed to get hit. WHENEVER they do, it's PIS(Unless they get tagged by someone who is Faster than FTL), Then inturn, what do you do with THAT character?? You don't get hit, then what't the point of even being a character. If everytime you get into it with someone, you're not supposed to even be registering in their mind because you're too fast, what's the delima?? What is the character overcoming?

It makes things better, yet it may not make sense to you given their abilities.

Soljer

Being unable to take a character's abilities into account when writing makes you a poor writer. Plenty of GOOD stories can be written about the nigh-omnipotent. Look at Lucifer. Look at the Spectre.

DC handles the near-omnipotents MUCH better than Marvel ever could. And the Surfer isn't even omnipotent - he just might as well be when compared with the fantastic four.