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Thor returns to Marvel and is shocked, saddened, and enraged beyond belief. He learns of those who had been responsible for the events that led up to Civil War, the powerful Illuminati, and resolves to destroy each and every one of the secret alliance. Thor is pissed off like never before and he will fight with everything he's got and not hold back at all. Can he succeed in avenging Captain America's death?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/104872-thor_400.jpg versus http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/41000/40421/97822-illuminati_400.jpg

RIP Cap.
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1442/127154-captain-america_400.jpg

RKT? The Illuminati is screwed.

Originally posted by Board Walker
RKT? The Illuminati is screwed.

nah...regular Thor, but very very pissed off and not holding back at all.

No, the gay looking Thor, with a stupid 90's X-Men looking costume.

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
No, the gay looking Thor, with a stupid 90's X-Men looking costume.

you think he looks gay...I really like this version of costume, imo it's the coolest looking Thor.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you think he looks gay...I really like this version of costume, imo it's the coolest looking Thor. He's got a cut shirt!

Originally posted by masterbruce
you think he looks gay...I really like this version of costume, imo it's the coolest looking Thor.

You're insane.

Not holding back and using his full power yeah he'll take them out especially if he goes to get them one at a time.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you think he looks gay...I really like this version of costume, imo it's the coolest looking Thor.
Can you beat Judge in a h2h fight?

Originally posted by Estacado
Can you beat Judge in a h2h fight?

I can't say... I don't 'judge' a book by its cover.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I can't say... I don't 'judge' a book by its cover. No!
Never again.

Originally posted by Scoobless
You're insane.



you prefer this doofy costume and silly helmet?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/168676-thor_400.jpg

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
No!
Never again.

what? try to make sense. thanks.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you prefer this doofy costume and silly helmet?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/168676-thor_400.jpg With a better artist, it look waaaaay better.
Even then, it still looks better.

Also, RKT outfit, is most likely, the coolest outfit in comics... IMO.

Originally posted by masterbruce
what? try to make sense. thanks. I did, and I think I made my point clear.

Anyway... the bad pun, is what I was talking about.

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk

Also, RKT outfit, is most likely, the coolest outfit in comics... IMO.

I do like RKT much better. I also think Thor looks better with a beard.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/113187-thor_400.jpg http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/127024-thor_400.jpg

Thor gets destroyed.

Classic Strange solos him.

Otherwise, Blackbolt and Namor take him.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Thor gets destroyed.

Your outta your mind. The only threat to Thor on the Illuminati is Dr. Strange and if it's the current "get beat down by Ninja" Strange, Thor has no problem.

Namor, Iron Man, Black Bolt...

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
Namor, Iron Man, Black Bolt...

I actually forgot BB was on the Illuminati...ermm

Originally posted by masterbruce
Thor returns to Marvel and is shocked, saddened, and enraged beyond belief. He learns of those who had been responsible for the events that led up to Civil War, the powerful Illuminati, and resolves to destroy each and every one of the secret alliance. Thor is pissed off like never before and he will fight with everything he's got and not hold back at all. Can he succeed in avenging Captain America's death?

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/104872-thor_400.jpg versus http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/41000/40421/97822-illuminati_400.jpg

RIP Cap.
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1442/127154-captain-america_400.jpg

Thor

Originally posted by masterbruce
you think he looks gay...I really like this version of costume, imo it's the coolest looking Thor.

No.

Oh ya, back to the thread...

That Thor is one of the worst I've ever seen.
I remember seeing him in Marvel vs DC, and I's is like, what the f*ck is that?

IMO that outfit would probably be a lot a cooler if it didn't cut off at the belly and he wasn't wearing metal underpants on the outside.

Originally posted by Accel
IMO that outfit would probably be a lot a cooler if it didn't cut off at the belly and he wasn't wearing metal underpants on the outside. And, his hair was cut off, quite a bit...

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
And, his hair was cut off, quite a bit...

The hair isn't the problem. ermm

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
And, his hair was cut off, quite a bit...

I like the hair, it's like a Super Saijin Three.

Originally posted by His Airness
The hair isn't the problem. ermm It still looks pretty dumb...

Originally posted by masterbruce
I like the hair, it's like a Super Saijin Three.

Not really.

It's more like some insane version of Fabio.

Everyone except BB is dying here. Once Thor walks in the room wearing that shit, Black Bolt is going to laugh his ass off.

Originally posted by Validus
Everyone except BB is dying here. Once Thor walks in the room wearing that shit, Black Bolt is going to laugh his ass off.

Sounds about right.

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/3937/themightysonofasgardgb4.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4628/thorfc3.jpg
http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6585/ultimatethorhy2.jpg

Thor's helmet is one of the dumbest looking things I've ever seen...it's like a dunce cap. He looks so much cooler without it.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/113598-thor_400.jpg

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/3937/themightysonofasgardgb4.jpg
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4628/thorfc3.jpg
http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6585/ultimatethorhy2.jpg

Who drew the first two?

the second one looks pretty retarded

What is wrong with him in that second picture?

It's alright, aside from the goofy look on his face.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What is wrong with him in that second picture?

Don't know, but the first one is one of the best looking Thor costumes I've seen.

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/253/b/3/Thor_Sketch_by_butones.jpg
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/136/e/7/Thor_yellow_by_alfret.jpg
http://ic1.deviantart.com/images/i/2003/39/6/f/Little_Mighty_Thor.jpg

And I'm done.

Originally posted by Validus
It's alright, aside from the goofy look on his face.

His hands are the size of his head though . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What is wrong with him in that second picture?

his face looks like a douchebag teenager.

and the first one is cool, only because his helmet has been altered. his regular helmet looks retarded.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
His hands are the size of his head though . . . He looks like he's trying to balance himself out...

IMO, Thor looks best

1) without the stupid bowl helmet

2) with beard (makes him more manly looking)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
His hands are the size of his head though . . .

you know what they say about gods with big hands, right?

Originally posted by masterbruce
you know what they say about gods with big hands, right? He's got a big hammer?

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
He's got a big hammer?

I know all to well about having a big hammer. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
I know all to well about having a big hammer. ermm

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b254/The-619/TripleHWithSledgeHammer.jpg

I like the new costume as well

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b254/The-619/TripleHWithSledgeHammer.jpg

Mines bigger. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
I know all to well about having a big hammer. ermm Fanboy...
http://cgi.ebay.ca/PROP-REPLICA-OF-MJOLNIR-THORS-HAMMER-DIAMOND- SELECT_W0QQitemZ130105850673QQihZ003QQcategoryZ248
2QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Originally posted by Priest
I like the new costume as well

ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Mines bigger. ermm

dood mine's bigger than yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQXKJIBBYUU

Originally posted by masterbruce
Thor's helmet is one of the dumbest looking things I've ever seen...it's like a dunce cap. He looks so much cooler without it.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/113598-thor_400.jpg

That shit looks horrible.

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood mine's bigger than yours.

If you added about 10 inches that may be a true statement. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
If you added about 10 inches that may be a true statement. ermm

so you have a 21 incher...I call f%$kin bullsh1t

Really? You guys are all below 2 feet?

I guess everything really is bigger in Texas.

Online, a ten inch 'hammer' is considered miniscule. Average is AT LEAST 17 inches. .

Originally posted by Soljer
Online, a ten inch 'hammer' is considered miniscule. Average is AT LEAST 17 inches. .

dood I don't hype stuff up online...no point in that, but believe what you will

Originally posted by masterbruce
so you have a 21 incher...I call f%$kin bullsh1t

Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

Is a monster a good thing?

Originally posted by Soljer
Online, a ten inch 'hammer' is considered miniscule. Average is AT LEAST 17 inches. .

I'm well above that my tiny little friend. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

ok now we all know you are joking. haha.

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Is a monster a good thing?

Not in every situation. I can't even go swimming anymore my penis has gotten so massive. ermm

Originally posted by masterbruce
ok now we all know you are joking. haha.

Nope. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Nope. ermm

yeah sure


whatever, i dont really care anyways.

Originally posted by His Airness
Not in every situation. I can't even go swimming anymore my penis has gotten so massive. ermm

It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

Ironically Nessy is often thought of as female.

Originally posted by masterbruce
yeah sure


whatever, i dont really care anyways.

Yeah you do, or you wouldn't have pursued me on the topic. Your just jealous because I'm so much bigger than you. ermm

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

More along the lines of Godzilla. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Yeah you do, or you wouldn't have pursued me on the topic. Your just jealous because I'm so much bigger than you. ermm

dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

Irony incarnate?

.

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

You used the spelling "dood" for the word "dude" . . .

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

No whats sad is a poster getting insecure about another posters exaggeration of his penis. Is it my fault you unlike the other have yet to notice this was a joke?

Oh, and Irony. I'm baffeld as to why your still online. Shouldn't you be filling your role as street lv superhero?

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet. http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln130l.jpg

That would be even funnier reversed.

Originally posted by His Airness
No whats sad is a poster getting insecure about another posters exaggeration of his penis. Is it my fault you unlike the other have yet to notice this was a joke?

Oh, and Irony. I'm baffeld as to why your still online. Shouldn't you be filling your role as street lv superhero?

I just didn't find your 'exaggeration' funny. no need to puff yourself up

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You used the spelling "dood" for the word "dude" . . .

so?

Originally posted by masterbruce
so?

It reminds me of my son's 8 year old friends.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It reminds me of my son's 8 year old friends.

Isn't it bed time old man?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It reminds me of my son's 8 year old friends.

wow you have a son? damn i always thought you were like 20ish

Originally posted by masterbruce
so? Dude its like everybody against you. You cant win. Remember fighting in the Internet is like competing in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. Why don't you try to save this thread before its to late.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I just didn't find your 'exaggeration' funny. no need to puff yourself up

Why, are you small? No that it matters, I'm positive you don't have to worry about it seeing as how your nights are filled up with fighting crime. No time for nice young women when your a superheros eh?

Originally posted by His Airness
Why, are you small? No that it matters, I'm positive you don't have to worry about it seeing as how your nights are filled up with fighting crime. No time for nice young women when your a superheros eh?

no...I'm not small. but size doesn't really matter anyways.

Originally posted by Faceman
Dude its like everybody against you. You cant win. Remember fighting in the Internet is like competing in the special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded. Why don't you try to save this thread before its to late.

I like it when the odds are against me, I'm used to it...story of my life.

I'm assuming this is Warrior Madness Thor?

Originally posted by masterbruce
wow you have a son? damn i always thought you were like 20ish

No I don't have a kid I just like keeping people on their toes.

Dood just seems to have the connotation of drawing out the middle part of it IMO.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I like it when the odds are against me, I'm used to it...story of my life. OK, if you're the type that likes losing...

Originally posted by masterbruce
no...I'm not small. but size doesn't really matter anyways.

People whom are small often tell themselves that.

Originally posted by Faceman
OK, if you're the type that likes losing...

I don't lose dood, I never lose. NEVER.

Originally posted by His Airness
People whom are small often tell themselves that.

I'll take your word for it, you seem to know what you're talking about.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I don't lose dood, I never lose.

Your losing now.

Originally posted by masterbruce
no...I'm not small. but size doesn't really matter anyways.



So don't worry.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I don't lose dood, I never lose. NEVER. You've already lost, lost control of this thread... You should rename this thread, what you originally planed for it to be called. Queer eye for the straight guy.. ( Today's show) Thor and fashion...

Originally posted by Faceman
You've already lost, lost control of this thread... You should rename this thread, what you originally planed for it to be called. Queer eye for the straight guy.. ( Today's show) Thor and fashion...

So which Thor do you think is the hottest?

Originally posted by masterbruce
So which Thor do you think is the hottest? Ive always like Classic Thor..

Originally posted by masterbruce
So which Thor do you think is the hottest?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g319/boulsik/thor.jpg

But seriously I like the look of UltThor.

Originally posted by Faceman
Ive always like Classic Thor..

ok cool...I just don't like the dunce cap.

http://ic1.deviantart.com/images/i/2003/39/6/f/Little_Mighty_Thor.jpg

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'll take your word for it, you seem to know what you're talking about.

Thanks. I deal with a lot of people like you. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Thanks. I deal with a lot of people like you. ermm

people like me? what do you mean by that?

Originally posted by masterbruce
ok cool...I just don't like the dunce cap. Who said you're a dunce , just stop friggin arguing with people, and get this thread started again. Is this Warrior Madness Thor?

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
http://ic1.deviantart.com/images/i/2003/39/6/f/Little_Mighty_Thor.jpg

Pedophile.

Originally posted by Faceman
Who said you're a dunce , just stop friggin arguing with people, and get this thread started again. Is this Warrior Madness Thor?

Nobody called me a dunce. I meant I don't like classic thor's helmet...it looks like a dunce cap to me.

Oh, and this is regular Thor, just very POed and not holding anything back.

Originally posted by masterbruce
people like me? what do you mean by that?

People with little penises who wish their package was as large as mine.

Originally posted by His Airness
Pedophile.

Whats so bad about that leftright

Originally posted by masterbruce
people like me? what do you mean by that?

Idiots who are so sad in real life that they must create such obvious falsehoods to make themselves feel better?

Originally posted by Faceman
You've already lost, lost control of this thread... You should rename this thread, what you originally planed for it to be called. Queer eye for the straight guy.. ( Today's show) Thor and fashion... Originally posted by Faceman
Ive always like Classic Thor.. Good man.

Originally posted by Soljer
Idiots who are so sad in real life that they must create such obvious falsehoods to make themselves feel better?

that's just your opinion.

Originally posted by masterbruce
that's just your opinion.

Are you really a crime fighter?

Originally posted by masterbruce
that's just your opinion.

No, that's fact, my friend.

Originally posted by His Airness
Are you really a crime fighter?

not officially, I'm not law enforcement. But I have fought neighborhood thugs so kinda.

I was searching deviant art for Thor pics and found this one. I thought it looked cool.


What you lookin AT?!?!?!

http://ic1.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/164/2/8/Thor___Hulk.jpg

Originally posted by masterbruce
not officially, I'm not law enforcement. But I have fought neighborhood thugs so kinda.

Originally posted by masterbruce
not officially, I'm not law enforcement. But I have fought neighborhood thugs so kinda. It's true what people say about you..

Originally posted by Faceman
It's true what people say about you..

what do they say about me?

Originally posted by masterbruce
what do they say about me? You haul ass, and take names!

Originally posted by masterbruce
what do they say about me?

Your a liar? ermm

Originally posted by masterbruce
what do they say about me? That you're a real life Batman..

Originally posted by His Airness
Your a liar? ermm You're?
*makes a Grimm-like mistake*
Its "you're" when your using it in that term.

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
You're?
*makes a Grimm-like mistake*
Its "you're" when your using it in that term.

Shuddup punk. For I kick you're behind.

Originally posted by His Airness
Shuddup punk. For I kick you're behind. And then, I will kick you are behind, right back.

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
And then, I will kick you are behind, right back.

I intentionally made the mistake you.... you.... ah I don't care.

Originally posted by His Airness
I intentionally made the mistake you.... you.... ah I don't care. I bet you didn't see my second secret message...

Thor loses against the Illuminati badly.

Strange is gonna have time to pull something nasty off, with BB stalemating Thor indefinitely.

And you're all teh gheyness. Truely.

And Thor's new look for his relaunch is his best yet.

I just hope he's truely a god among mortals for once.

Originally posted by UniOmni


And Thor's new look for his relaunch is his best yet.



any scans to his new look?

The gay one you posted, a page or two back.
With his helmet like covering his eyes...

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
The gay one you posted, a page or two back.
With his helmet like covering his eyes... Oh my God, do you mean the one with the short hair??

Originally posted by masterbruce
Thor's helmet is one of the dumbest looking things I've ever seen...it's like a dunce cap. He looks so much cooler without it.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/113598-thor_400.jpg

the one that looks like a tard

Originally posted by masterbruce
Thor's helmet is one of the dumbest looking things I've ever seen...it's like a dunce cap. He looks so much cooler without it.

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/3000/2268/113598-thor_400.jpg This one...

That is nice as hell.

Not to bright, and nothing all comicbook corny like the glowing circles.

He looks like a godly knight/barbarian, which is Thor in Marvel.

If they can make him really interesting, i'd read his book.

is thor gonna fight the hulk in WWH

Thor should be able to take out everyone except Black Bolt and Strange.

Originally posted by UniOmni
That is nice as hell.

Not to bright, and nothing all comicbook corny like the glowing circles.

He looks like a godly knight/barbarian, which is Thor in Marvel.

If they can make him really interesting, i'd read his book.

Maybe I'd like it if it was drawn in a different style? ermm

Hulk would be more a treat that this Thor could be.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Hulk would be more a treat that this Thor could be.