my girlfriend is in pms right now

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BackFire349
yes thats right, i have a girlfriend, to many of your surprise no doubt.... and sadly for me, she's in her period. man oh man, im glad she's sleeping right now. yowsers!

finti
why would we want to know this

queeq
there are certain topics that should be banned. big grin

Dexx
oh.....pretious info.....*grabs pen'n'paper*

Fire
I think queeq's right here

mah
laughing out loud what a thread!

Corran
It's a little bit more information than we would have required.

Fire
idd corran, backfire what word in privatlife don't you understand

Dexx
private i guess

Fire
lol

Dim
so let me get this right...because she's in a bad mood ....she's gotta have PMS?

Dexx
perhaps he didn't metion other details...

Fire
I'm glad he didn't smile

Dexx
yeah..this one'd better go offtopic...big grin

Fire
idd go for it dexxsmile

queeq
SEE! Its common knowlegde. Starting a thread about this is therefore just about the best definition for the word 'redundancy'. big grin

Raz
OK, this has to be one of the strangest threads I ever read! eek!

BF, be sure not to wake her either!

Dim
*sigh* stereotypes of women..

yerssot
but you're not a stereotype dim!
you're very special

Dim
Aaaaaaaaaaah..*twitterpatted*

yerssot
*gives Dim flowers and chocolate*
:shy:

Raz
I'm afraid its a sterotype only men will understand.

queeq
At least men understand something....

Corran
good call.

Dexx
wow....this one's not close by now....i'll check again tomorrow...

Ushgarak
Well, if queeq didn't shut it, it is staying open!

mechmoggy
Backfire, be a little more tactful dude!

Call it "fallen to the communists" rather than PMS, that sounds so bloody scary. BTW in my experience its the week leading up to the "red flag week" thats the nightmare anyway.

I hope Dim doesn't tear a strip off me now, WUV YOU DIMMY! wink big grin

jayride
w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r-.

PMS is such a joke. Just a reason for chicks to get all pissy...notice how it's never REALLY at the same time every month? They hold all that anger in for about 25 days and then let loose when they can't take it anymore. It's all about anger management. I grew up with a mom and 2 sisters. Now I'm married. I see the underlying truth. I see the town meetings they go to to conspire against the male. Someday we'll get our revenge men...some day.

yerssot
*plays imperial march*

Tex
Has anyone here ever gotten their "red wings"?
eek!

jayride
Oh that's sooooo wrong...
http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

Captain REX
I...uh...am happy for you BackFire. laughing out loud sick

BackFire349
she's in pms cuz she told me. plus yes she's being bitchy for no reason. thats also good enough

Tex
So she turns totally leatherface on you?

Captain REX
laughing out loud

BackFire349
much worse, leatherface is still somewhat loveable.

finti
I bet your girlfriend is actually cool, have to put up with your horror film BS and stuffbig grinbig grinbig grinsmile

Dim
Sounds like it's men vs. women week on the board... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lara
too damn right!
anyway, did you men ever stop to think that you may be the reason for the frequent stress out? roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
That's what some would call: spicing up the boards! wink

Dim
*SMACK!*

yerssot
*prepares the mudwrestling wring*

finti
the women will kick your ass Yers

yerssot
I'm organizing it all, selling waffles and chocolate
I'm not playing...
besides... who said there would be any men in the game? wink

finti
they would still kick your ass

yerssot
before or after the game?

finti
both

yerssot
hmmm...
*starts dreaming away*

Corran
Put me down for some of that too.

yerssot
*starts queue*

BackFire349
she likes some of the horror movies. although cannibal holocaust made her sick. and trust me, i put up with much more from her then she puts up with me.

ToMacco
*buys Backfire a beer*

Alright, let's forget about that cranky chick for a minute. It's Miller time.

queeq
Miller????? Ick...

Lara
*round houses yerss!*

finti
Millersick:

Lara
*chucks a phial containing anti-sickness chemical to finti*
drink that, it'll make you feel better!
*floors yerss!*

mah
what's yerss done now`?

finti
I`ll just take a REAL BEER instead not that Yankee piss often mistaken as beer

Lara
read the thread! mah.

mah
but its on the previous page! :lazy:

Lara
it'll take you 5 seconds, *frowns*

mah
ok, just for you..ah, something about mudwrestling

Corran
check out the big brains on Mah.

Lara
laughing out loud

mah
yup..

finti
missed it

Lara
what a shame!

Corran
smile

Lara
finti is from the nether reigions! dough nut!

finti
nah aint a shame to miss Mah`s brain

Lara
actually I think it is!:sad:

mah
yeah!

finti
well couldnt find it so...

Lara
yuor at a loss finti! now that is sad! *smirks*

finti

Lara
that was below the belt and uncalled for!

mah
yes, finti, listen!

Lara
*looks at mah! surprised!*
and where did that come from, the depths of your stomache?
oh, and would you please stop hiding behind me!

mah
pff, I'm not afraid of finti's axe! *runs behind lara and hides*

Lara
clearly! *tries to contain laughter through uncontrollable smirking*

finti
it smells of fish here, where are you Mah I can smell you

mah
sick roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lara
confused

Corran
only 2 things smell of fish, and one of them is fish

Lara
your sick!

finti
and the other is Mah, if we were to talk about shrimps though big grin

Corran
laughing out loud

mah
hmf! I don't even like fish!

Lara
sick:

finti
smile

Lara
what are you grinning for?

finti
it is close to party time

Lara
is it! wheres the party?! *looks around in antisipation!*

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