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OK, we all know how weird jack can act, but what is with him acting like a chicken? Wanting to make out with a goat? licking the rock and his brain? not to mention the toenail in DMC (GROSS)

Also does it bug anyone else that pintel kind of acts like a girl sometimes, like in the DMC when davy jone's crew captured them and he kind of cried and in AWE when he was saying sorry for yelling at jack and barbossa?

the goat was sooo funny. Jack was trying to hit it off with the goat lol..

about the toenail, i forgot what that is.

and about the chicken, that was.. totally weird. HE LAID AN EGG.

licking the rock and the brain was.. kinda freaky, but.. funny...

about pintel, doesn't bug me. he has to have a feminine side somehow.. lol.

those were all the other jacks....the goat jack..chicken jack...even the hot naked jack (that jack stabs) LOL ...he was at Wits End lol...he went nuts and he was commanding a crew of himself...don't get me wrong though, fun to watch....Johnny probably had so much fun doing that! lol the real jack only licked a rock and something else i believe

yeah, johnny probably did. imagine fighting with yourself over a peanut lol!

johnny can pull it off lol

Originally posted by lady_captinjack
OK, we all know how weird jack can act, but what is with him acting like a chicken? Wanting to make out with a goat? licking the rock and his brain? not to mention the toenail in DMC (GROSS)

Also does it bug anyone else that pintel kind of acts like a girl sometimes, like in the DMC when davy jone's crew captured them and he kind of cried and in AWE when he was saying sorry for yelling at jack and barbossa? if you ask me, id say a lot of those were Johnny's personal ideas. it seems like definite Johnny material. its so strange, unique, and beautiful. after the movie, i swear i wanted to lick a rock...

Being the weirdo I am I was wondering if he sanitized that rock before he licked it

lol!!!!! or maybe it wasnt really a rock, candy maybe...but no doubt Johnny woud lick a rock!

lol he would. that would be awesome if it was a giant rock jawbreaker

^^it would be! i mgonna reak on set and steal that rock...

and lick it? ewwww haha

lick? no. make out w/, yes

lol almost the same thing

Johnny is johnny....probably a rock his daugher gave him LOL

lol he'd probably tie it to a string and hand it around his neck

^^that would be sweet!!!Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol almost the same thing lets compare this to Johnny. if i just licked him, that would be tasty, but boring. If i made out with him...much more satisfying lets just say

I see your point

with Johnny, you can make any analogy clearer!

maybe on 4 we get to go and be extras and be one of those whores that jack would kiss..

although. if jack would kiss me i would most definitely prepare not to be whore.. ermm

that would be so awsome if we could be extra in the next one!

well! of course! It would be TOTALLY awesome!

that would be so cool!!!!!!!!!! id die!

I remember seeing the casting calls for DMC. You had to be 18..

damn.....keira was 17 when she was in the first pirates lol

Yea, but she was Keira.

He still looks madly hot even though he's gone insane lmao!

I really enjoyed all those parts where he was talking to *himselves*...is that even a word...anyway, the ship bit in Davy Jones' Locker on the sand...in my opinion, was AWEsome

I guess I simply Loved all the Jack bits, really funny

lol...he laid an Egg!!! And the goat thing... And the copies of him were hilarious!!! they were all so CUTE!!!

Yes I Have to say that the scenes in DAVYs Locker of Jack and his Duplicates are my favorite scenes...lol!!! I really loved it and the Music that accompanied it was absolutely the best....lol!! I Love His Madness!!!

I wish he'd lick me *sighs* lol

the music was almost like rock music...in a way, i heard it at least lol and everyone laughed at the jack bits...the goat one was th best...noyl jack would hit on a goat

see i didnt like the goat part no lie when i saw it i was like "i swear if he actually kisses that goat...." , and i understand that johnnys mind is a little out there but i guess thats what we all love about him

it would be awesome if he kissed the goat!!!

i think i would have been sick

lol Johnny would've done it!!! i bet on my life he would...

He would have, but I think Gore would have said no. These people all work for Disney, lol. I was a little put off by the goat, but if I was playing Jack, yeah, I might have gone for it, too.

We should all pick a tattoo on shirtless Jack and come up with a story about where he was when he got it and what it means.

jack must battle a deadly creature who threatens to take off jack's clothes lol

yeah! but first we need nippy pix of Jack! *coughcough* chiki, your cue!!!*coughcough*

*looks for her* mina... mina!!!!

Nothing about jack could ever bug me
I just love these movies to much
I thought the egg laying was funny as it showed his state of delution at the time
The brain was just funny as it was
and the rock showed that were he was was so dead to everything ( ubuh, davy jones locker)

exactly!

gah! wheres chiki!

where is she? *pulls out spyglass* ahh.. i can't see her!

i cant either!!!

gah! mina!!! *searches for her using spyglass*

i would give you the compass, but i know she's not what you want most..

yeah, thats Johnny

I know... too bad the compass always points at north for me... Ah! maybe that's where johnny is! *books plane* lol...

i remember the time when Jack brought out a really long spyglass! he placed extensions on it lol!

^^very nice part there! im gonna see AWE a THIRD time t/m!!! im gonna start gaging REALLY loud when Will is caressing Liz's leg...shifty

Iwww! when i saw that i was like : Iw! i don't need to see that! that's gross!

it'll hunt me for life, that scene.

lol serious.

you were? i was too. for real.

i was about to scream "HELLO! DISNEY MOVIE MUCH?!" but i didnt...

lol. it would've been better if they just kiss passionately instead of nuzzling each other.

well, they did eventually, didnt they?

JUST kiss. no nuzzling.

Please, if it had been Jack nuzzling Lizzie's leg you would have wondered why there wasn't a full blown sex scene right there.

But that's besides the point...which I'm not sure of in this thread, so I'll agree that the drooping telescope was seriously funny.

When i saw it I thought "Eww when's it gonna end?" i knew it was gonna happen though. I just don't find kissing a persons knee like that is very appealing..

When they had their faces close, leaning their heads on each other, that was nice and stuff.. but not the knee thing..

^yeah.

where did he get the extensions for that spyglass lol??

He probably stole other spyglasses and added them together. I loved all the hidden dirty jokes in this film. Seriously funny.

yeah..

Sorry, maybe when you get to be my age, you will appreciate the leg nuzzling part. I found it to be extremely sexy and very suggestive.

Originally posted by Surreal_44
Please, if it had been Jack nuzzling Lizzie's leg you would have wondered why there wasn't a full blown sex scene right there.

But that's besides the point...which I'm not sure of in this thread, so I'll agree that the drooping telescope was seriously funny. to that 1st part...SO FREAKIN TRUE!!

*shiver* fear

Can I just say that he friggin' licks everything because he's thinking of me!!

LMAO!!!

rofl!

can't one of the jacks be mine? the captain would be nice, but if he's taken i'd take one of the random guys, not the one with the tatoos, or the one who laid the egg, or the one who wanted to hit it off with a goat. can i have one? pleasE? pretty please? dibs on one of them! woohoo!

i looked away only because it broke my heart!!

... because he's Cap'n Jack Sparrow, luv!

Do we really need any more explanation than that?

I GET ONE JACK!!! MINE! ALL MINE!

*clears throat*

aahh.. peanuts.

Originally posted by Minie Mina
Can I just say that he friggin' licks everything because he's thinking of me!! lmfao!! no he was thinkning of me!!

yeah, go fight over one Jack when there are soo many others around in davey jones locker...

well CHiki can have the real one. i get ALL the shirtless ones...

Can i have one of them IBD? pretty pleasE????

mm...you can have the one the real Jack stabs, ok? not the one he shoots, the one he stabs

*changes* is there anyone Jack didn't kill that wasn't weird?

um...Barbossa isnt weird

Gah! I'll just get the one who wanted the goat. at least he'll settle for anyone lol.

lol!!! goat Jack...

If he'll settle for the goat, he'll settle for me..

Can I have a Jack too? Pretty please with Johnny on top???

remember, IBD's got the shirtless jack, Mina prolly has the real jack, i have the goat jack...

...Then which one do I get???

eh, whoever you choose.

the chicken jack perhaps lol?

As long as I get the whelp, I'm happy.

*cricket*

*cricket*

*cricket*

maybe he licks every thing 'cause he's looking for a cure for his bad sinuses

..... o.0

^^nope. its cuz hes thinking of me

That's got to be it. he's lonely, and hilucinating:

Jack *sees rock*: ivebeendepped43 it's you!

*macs rock*

*sigh* if only...

Well, at the of the movie where Will is nuzzling Lizzie...is that supposed to be sex for the boy at the credits? It was gross though. I get Jack...any Jack.

It's kinda freaky.

It was the aftermath of the sex. They've already had it and Will is getting dressed and that's why she has his boot on. What you're seeing is the "consummated marriage" part of sex.

^ oooo, that explains alot, thanks lol

I still say we didn't need to see that. *shivers*

^^ UNLESS it was Jack nuzzling her leg...but Will its just....gross*shivers*

YEAH! exactly. at least if its jack we could fantasixe, but will? *shivers*

yeah, not Will. DEF.! not Will!

*fantasize*

EEP! with will?

who would wanna do it with Will?

i could name a few people mate..

wait, im confused, when i got on tonight this thread had been closed......

huh?

maybe you're thinking about some other thread...

wow. weird things is happening to KMC.

like, whenever you click a random thread it redirects to the forums homepage.

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
who would wanna do it with Will?

Only Jack for me!jm

still not fixed. bloody heck.

yep, of course.. JACK!!!

*sigh* i can only imagine...but im sure hes desperate engough to do it w/ n e one. all i have to do is ask...

can i ask him first!

NOPE! I CALLED IT!! u can have him during the post-sex moments, K

WHAT?!

okay, you first, then me?


GAH! WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!???



orbits!

yeah the scene with Will and Elizabeth's leg was um interesting lol

it was creepy mate.

SCARY lol, It's just plain wrong when Will does it...But Jack... hehehe *evil laugh*

SO TRUE!

Jack would kiss her much more

can i have him?

*thinking*

even a hallucination would be cool.. *begs*

ooo yes i agree lol, i want my own Jack to

dibs on the goat jack!

dibs on shirtless jack lol

actually, i think ibd has em..

how about the chicken jack lol?

aw serious cry

fine, I'll have chicken Jack lol.

lol.. have fun with him, thanks for ordering from the H.J.F.S.H....

H.J.F.S.H??

Hallucination Jacks For Sale/Hire

oooo

aha sweettt and thanks ^.^

we need him back by noon tomorrow..

cry

that soon..gah
o well atleast i have sometime with him lol

you can rent him again..

of course... the payment is in barrels of rum. until noon the next day makes 2 rum barrels a day till you turn him over..

which makes.. 2 rum barrels.. just remember, the barrels must be full..

ok then, sounds fair enough.

okay.. great!

just return witty Jack on time..

i'll try *heheh* innocent

or else our very good 'Jack Fetcher' Kraken 'Killer Huge Cuttlefish cepholopod(sp?)' Kraken would send you to Davey Jones' locker.



gotta go sleep! 10.27 pm... nighty night, i'd let the Jacks bite me tonight lol. don't let the rum run out guys, force be with ye all lol..

night night


i wouldn't mind, if Jack was there with me ahahaha >.<

lol..

g'morning!

morning.
does this mean i have to give up my Jack soon

if its near noon where you are yes... if not, then no..

I wonder what time it is in France...

edit- nvm its 5:44 am on the 9th according to Google

speaking my France, my brother can speak it fluently

lol.. what was that for mate?

cool. I want to learn french. But I'm learning Japanese now so.. I couldn't possibly learn two languages at once. OR COULD I?? No I couldn't...

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
lol.. what was that for mate?

what was what for?

for the time.. why look at the french time? shrug

Oh haha cause Johnny lives in france.

dunno if he's there now though..

I guess that did seem kinda random..

Originally posted by IheartPocky
cool. I want to learn french. But I'm learning Japanese now so.. I couldn't possibly learn two languages at once. OR COULD I?? No I couldn't...

it's a beautiful language, but it is hard, just ask my brother.
He started to learn French when he was in High School
He lived there for a year to.

lol.. riiiigggghhhht.

i kinda forgot about that lil detail..

Erm...Which Jack is mine? ...I still don't have one dude!!!

you could order from us mate!

H.J.F.S.H is here to help..

What are today's specials Ma'am?

the goat jack is taken...
emma haven;t returned the chicken jack yet...
you could pic anyone lol...

Can I have the one with all the effects on the ship in DJ's Locker?...the "Captain" Jack? The one that kills the shirtless one with his sword...Or is he already taken? LOL IM RUNNUNG OUT OF JACKS!!!...H-E-L-P!

well, you could hire him...

only hire, i think someone already bought him from us... wait.. i'm gonna make a thread for this..

I'M THERE

Pleasure doing business with you! =[

the real Jack is STILL mine tho, and he always will be!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
the real Jack is STILL mine tho, and he always will be!

That's not what HE TOLD ME!!!