Kids films
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mechmoggy
After dropping the "Convoy" reference I reliased that as a kid my brother and I would watch and re-watch so many cheesy and cool films which really appealed to us at the time. Here's a few of them, I'll go see my bro and try to remember more....
Star Wars (all 3 of course), Convoy, The Goonies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Karate Kid, Cocktail, Brewsters Millions, Stir Crazy, Top Gun, etc
Some real dodgy ones in there I know, but hey! I'm only 24.

Gundark
Oh yeah Top Gun.

finti
Top Gun yeah go Tom all American hero, hmmmmm and Meg Ryan
queeq
Meg Ryan in Top Gun???????? I though that was Kelly McGillis...
mechmoggy
No it's Meg, I've got a real soft spot for that lady. I think now she's single again it's time to work the old moggy magic. Meeooww!

yerssot
top gun,... long time ago I saw it...
finti
They both are queeq, Meg palys the wife of Toms co pilot
Ratcat
Yes, Meg has such immortal lines as;
"Hey Goose you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever."
queeq
Ah right.
Isn't Meg doing Russel Crowe these days?
Ratcat
I think they broke up.
Texas
Russel Crowe's a grouch
I watched: Karate Kid, Total Recall, Terminator, Goonies, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Hear no Evil See no Evil, Big Trouble in Little China, Platoon, POW the Escape, Delta Force(all those cheeesy Chuck Norris war movies), SW, ST, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure............ Ahhh, those were the days

Ushgarak
Where the heck is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on that list!?
King Jedi
Star Wars, Indy, the Goonies, Top Gun, Rocky, Rambo, any Arnie film.
Ushgarak
Oooh! Time Bandits.
finti
Planes, Trains and automobiles any Petter Sellers movies we could get a hold on. Some Kevin Costner flicks "No way to run" and "Untouchables" this was all in 87 though. 85 was :
goonies, Back To The Future, back To School, police Acadamy 4, Rocky 4, top Gun, Highlander, Red Dawn, Breakfast Club.....Weird Science. Elm Street 2,
Gundark
Oh yes, Red Dawn. Good one.
Smokey and the Bandit.
Beetlejuice (a fav)
Ghostbusters (another fav)
Jaws
Pretty Woman
Breakfast Club
Shawshenk Redemption
Superman
Batman
Animal House
Roadhouse
Ghost
ET
Forrest Gump
Rocky
Predator
Terminator
The Great Race (you kids probably never heard of that one)
Last of the Mohicans
I'm sorry, this list could go on forever.
finti
The Great Race (you kids probably never heard of that one)
Is that the one that ends with a treasure burried under some palms that forms a W?
Ushgarak
Isn't that 'It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World'?
Ushgarak
Phew! Starting to make up for that Corsica thing.
ToMacco
What about "Explorers" where they build that spaceship out of garbage parts?
Texas
Was that the one with the kid who travels in that flying bubble?
What about that movie how that kid travels in that spaceship, Flight of the Intruder or somethng, has anyone seen that?
ToMacco
Yeah, "Flight of the Navigator". That was pretty good. I don't remember much of that one.
"Explorers" was the one where he was in a bubble. It had River Pheonix as the nerdy kid, and that one guy from Training Day (what's his name)?
Texas
Ethan Hawke?
What's the name of that movie with that gay looking alien who sticks straws in the moon and drinks water from it. There was a kid in a wheel chair and a party at Mc Donalds! That movie was really gay!
ToMacco
yeah, Ethan Hawke, I don't know why I couldn't think of that.
As far as the movie you mentioned, I have no idea what you're talking about. It sounds pretty wierd though. Who was in it? When was it made?
finti
The Last Starfighter was kind of cool
mechmoggy
Spoke to big bro and of course I forgot....
The Rocky movies and all the pink panther films, which I've watched like a gazillion times. Time Bandits was a cool film too, although I never had it on tape.
ToMacco
I only watched Rocky III and IV.
queeq
Mad Max, with Mad Max 2 (or Road Warrior) as the best of them all.
queeq
MMBT is a bit of a softie movie. But Tina's great.
queeq
Care to expland on that?
finti
She crawled all over me, this was a huge surprise on my account, but the other we were with didnt mind. They only said at least Finti got a girl for tonights party, and it havent even started yet.
I mean I had only talked to this girl two or three times before we went to the movies.

Must have been scandinavian charm cause the Swede that were with us had it likewise
I like US girls

they are way cool and knows how to line dance...... I dont

Texas
That's great that you had a nice time in the US and all, but why would anyone willingly move to Arkansas? It's a country bumpkintropolis!!

ToMacco
Tex is right
You bastard guy

finti
Arkansas was nice. I enjoyed my stay, had some arguments with militia pro types. some of the Assambly of God people. But beside that it was cool. I take Arkansas anytime over Terxas, aggies

Dim
So..Beyond Thunderdome will always be, in fint's mind....a makout movie

Texas
How could anyone make out watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? All those pale Australian people crawling through pig s&*t and that ugly midget in leather, Ewwwww!! Oh, I forgot we were talking about Finti.
I love the Jerky Boys ToMacco
The Egyptian Magician....
Texas
So I take it you like my new Avatar?
I think Dim needs to change her Avatar for the duration that my 'Snow Flake' Bjork Avatar is on display. We cant have two Avatars waving their hands around.

Dim
I'm not changing my avatar because of Bdork...
queeq
B-Dork??? Oooh, that's nasty.

Texas

I didn't think it would come to this........
*Texas grabs magic, fluffy, swan feather Bjork wand from left pocket*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
Magic Bjork wand, sharp as a fork, show Dim whoose the real dork
*Magic Bjork shaped glitter covers Dim*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
*Dim is turned into fluffy 2-ply Bjork print toliet paper*

yerssot
http://www.ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/funny/kloguck.gif
ToMacco
*yerssot craps, uses Dim to wipe

*
Dim
OOps..Sorry about the Bdork thing Tex..it was an honest mistake..
..oh well, atleast I'm squeezably soft now
ToMacco
Bdork, that's funny
Her name should be Bwhatthehelliswrongwithyoutakethatswanoffofyoursel
fyoulooklikeadamnfreak

Dim
I DIDN'T SAY IT!!!!
*doesnt want to be flushed again*
Texas
*Texas grabs magic, fluffy, swan feather Bjork wand from left pocket*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
Magic Bjork wand, with your might, change Dim back and set things right
*Magic Bjork shaped glitter covers Dim*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
*Dim is transformed back to her foxy self

*

Dim
*sigh of relief*
Being toliet paper has to be a form of hell..
yerssot
http://www.contrabandent.com/pez1/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif
I didn't know you were THAT foxy!
queeq
Foxy eh? Come here baby!

finti
no smooth operators in here for sure
queeq
Do I hear a Sade song coming up?
finti
"Your love is king,
crown you in my heart.
Your love is king,
never need to part.
Your kisses ring,
round and round and round my head."

queeq
What I said.

finti
yeah but you thought of another of her songs though
finti
oh its only elementary queeqy
finti
well for us smart ones it is

, already had a Sade song in my post when you came with your assumption
Gundark
*uses queeqs tommy blaster, destroys bdork decorations, hangs up poster of Sting*
Much better.
finti
yeah right beside the Deep Purple and Black Sabbath posters.
Rock on
mechmoggy
Good god Finti, Tony Iommi is wearing nothing but a studed thong in that picture!

finti
hey he has a cross around his neck

mechmoggy
But but but...... the studs are on the inside!

finti
so whats your worry

mechmoggy
Ouch!
These rocker types are harder than I thought.

mechmoggy
Oooh oooh, just thought of another kids film: -
"Back to the future", man I loved that as a kid.

Texas
Oh and that Heman movie, 'Masters of the Universe' or someting, and 'Stand by Me' and 'It' and 'The Adventures of Baron Munchausen'
mechmoggy
"Stand by me" is a classic for all ages.

mechmoggy
I'll ignore that comment from the Jukebox jury.

Texas
He doesn't like anything where cabbage isn't involved

finti
Stand by me like eh wake me up when it is over please. Almost as bad as Titanic........Are there cabbages in SW????

Gundark
Better ask Ush. Remember how he went on about the duck thing.
ToMacco
Stand By Me is a fantastic movie.
"God, that's wierd. What the hell is Goofy?"

finti
You must really live interesting lives

Stand by Me, Schindlers list, wow heel kicking entertainment. Packed with action stunning scenes

,......... nothing really happens . BORING films could they be more BORING. At least they are nice medisine for insomnia.
ToMacco
*ToMacco, frustrated, pulls out blue lightsabre, and cuts off finti's red nose.*
finti
finti looks at Santa Clause, hmm I dont think the kids are gonna like this. Throws Lives crappy nappies at To

and they stick to him.

ToMacco
*ToMacco takes a shot of Rum, then does a Jedi spin, all enemies are off him.*
finti
Stench still there though
ToMacco
The stench is you, finti

finti
No after the attack of Live`s crap dipers you will find out that it is you who stink. Almost as bad as Texas aftershave.
ToMacco
Wow, that's cold!

finti
gives To a free shower with sauna and Jacuzzi ticket. The door to the left To. You gonna be rubbed down by Mariah Carey and corey Freeman. They can argue which movie sucked the most
ToMacco
*ToMacco kicks Corey out of the room, Mariah and ToMacco have hot sex*
finti
queeq takes of his Mariah mask and smacks To

ToMacco
*queeq are you hot? If not, ToMacco pukes.*
Tex
I bought the DVD to Big Trouble In Little China last night and did a search to see if anyone had created a thread about it, turns out no one had, but I saw this and well...bump...
( Its in the GDF because it was created before we even had a movie section on the forums!

Hard to believe eh? )
LanceWindu
I wonder if I ever posted in here...hmm.
LanceWindu
Yeah, just looked myself.
slayer
lol! Well i just saw elf and i didn't really like it...............
wicker_man
As a child i remember watching the following films religously:
* War of the Buttons
* The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe
* Swallows and Amazons
* Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
* Beetlejuice
& Young Sherlock Holmes and the Pyramid of Death.
mechmoggy
Good lord, what an old fossil of a thread!
I like its style though, the creator must be some sort of genius.

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