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Jesus Christ vs. LeatherFace?

lol

this thread is to deal with the argument between backfire and omegaman.

punker....

Uh-okay.... I see what you mean.

Leatherface is our true lord and savior

Leatherface would kick the crap out of Jesus. Definitaly The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I dont know about taht slipknot.God is all powerful he could crush leatherface like a bug.But I picked TMC so id be on backfires good side .

really sad punker, but I am not surprised! Yeah, backfire's is the side to be on, yeah right!

I can get some kind of peace from the fact that someday we will find out the answer to that question someday.

But there is no God so Jesus would just be normal guy and Leatherface could take him. And although there is no leatherface, There are people like him. But if they Fought leatherface would come out the winner

I choose..................................Neo?

ha...you wish there was no God, but your sadly mistaken

lol, this thread is so wacky. I don't know how anyone is taking it seriously.

Backfire you made me mad in the movie discussion thread by calling God a pansy!Now im gonna punk u in a big way and its gonna hurt.

God because Im a christian. But I also like leatherface a lot to. And that would be me. I kill mo fos with my chainsaw every day.

lol

I have a collection of my heads that Ive sawed off. But anyways I like hearing b*ches scream and yell but that woman in my second movie wouldnt shut the hell up so I let grandpa take care of her with his hammer.

Satan himself couldn't manipulate JC with his evil mind, how in the world is Leatherface is going to beat JC? JC will smack him all the way back to hell. Leatherface is too stupid to fight!

JC vs. Pinhead? Now there is a fair match

Jesus Christ can walk on water, turn water into wine and feed thousands with one loaf of bread. Leatherface has a chainsaw.........

- If we're talking about feeding the homeless......I'm going with Jesus

- If we're talking about anything else, I'm going with Leatherface

....And be sure to tune in 8,000 replies later for the conclusion of this thread.

ah but jesus can come back to life

Jesus wins

JESUS WINS

Leatherface would just saw off Jesuses head and eat him.

hate to break it to you but he couldnt

like to see this jesus resurrect from that

What could Jesus do to Leatherface. I mean the guy is only like 150 lbs soaking wet. Leatherface would just cut him to peices

god would crush him without even moving a muscle

That would be both easy and impossible, since Jesus isn't in human form.

i vote Leatherface because BackFire, our actual true lord and savior, says so.

And huntington beach kicks ass biatches!!!

Jesus.

jesus

hey to break it to you guys but Leatherface would be wasting his breathe cuz no matter what he could do to Jesus, jesus would always come back to life and send leatherface to hell

heh, it's pretty safe to assume LF would be going to hell anyways.

most likely, so i guess hbe's going there early *shrugs*

Leatherface could easily kick the ass of someone who doesn't exist

Why even concieve this nonsense of God fighting Leatherface?

because its knda funny when some people think that LeatherFace could actually beat God.It humors me .

Well, actually his opponent was Jesus. Jesus techincally isn't "God" in all his glory. Jesus is human. So he could deal out some holy whoop-ass on LF, but in the end he'd fall to the chainsaw

Jesus and God are the same thing.I dont believe in that Trinity crap.But this isnt a religious thread so lets not get into that .

what kinda thread is this...

It's a different and just as stupid version of the "kill the person above u!" thread in the horror movie forum.

This thread was suppose to be about the movies, not the characters.

Leatherface would just hang jesus up on a meat hook and and let him die. Theres no way jesus could win

Jesus would zapp with with only thinking about it

did i not say that jesus can come back to life, with no scratches at all, and that's just his defense.

yeah slipknot!

what slipknot just said was totally blasphemous.....im out of here..

God bless you Slipknot, you're making me very proud

What the...?

Where did this comparison come from....how...bizzare!

But it makes for good comedy.

Besides, if Letherface and Jesus would come face to face, Letherface would kill Jesus, and Jesus would pray for his soul while Letherface is cutting him up

The two films.... I cant compare...I like both of them....i hated the TCM - remake

One swipe with the chainsaw and Jesuse is on the floor and Leatherface can make head cheese

you wish

Yeah, but JC could turn water into wine. He will get leatherface all drunk, and then beat him with his own chainsaw! JC still kick his ass! JC wins!

JC WINS!

I like that theory.

me to

The Passion or TMC?

oh ah what great films to compare

Finti, you no like TCM?

I'm proud of my theory.

I should make more polls like this

WindDancer, your theory rocks