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which movie quotes you think are lame ?

they wish to cure us but i say we are the cure. that was so phucking lame that they did that

"I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic.

All of Attack of the Clones.

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do

All of Attack of the Clones.

I liked Sam Jackson's line "This party's over!"

Anything Arnold says in Batman and Robin (ex: "Time to kick some ice"

I also remember thinking Chronicles of Riddick having really bad one liners.

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

I held my head in my hands when I saw they put that in..

Originally posted by T.M
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

I held my head in my hands when I saw they put that in..

"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

-Vin Diesel (Chronicles of Riddick)

morpheus' speech in reloaded

life ls like a box of chocolates

"Second best ride of my life" - Darius Stone (xXx: state of the Union)

Natalie Portman's monologue at the end of V for Vendetta.
Originally posted by T.M
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

I held my head in my hands when I saw they put that in..

I haven't seen Gigli yet, but doesn't Jennifer Lopez say 'Gobble gobble' in it? To me, for whatever reason she said that, it sounds utterly pathetic!

"You had me at hello"

"I'm getting too old for this shit"
- Danny Glover in every single movie he's in.

for me it would definately be Ororo/Storm X-Men:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

Originally posted by T.M
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"



LOL thats a real popular line among my peers, people were repeating that at the pool party last week(maily a couple jocks).
BTW im 16

Originally posted by darthivader
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

Yep.

Originally posted by Leo.M
"You had me at hello"
From which movie? I thought it was very funny when used in A Night at the Roxbury.

"Dilly Dally Shilly Shally" - Advent Children. It's not a particularly bad quote. It just caught me off guard.

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!" - Wtf? Seriously.

Originally posted by Wolfie
From which movie? I thought it was very funny when used in A Night at the Roxbury.

'Jerry Maguire' I bet.

Originally posted by darthivader
for me it would definately be Ororo/Storm X-Men:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

Just about to say that.

we need to f**k- nicole kidman eyes wide shut.....such i pointless film and a poor one to be the last for the late kubrik




ps..i dunno if the quote is correct

There is nothing to fear but fear itself

Everything Nicholas Cage said in Con Air.

Originally posted by Dusty
"Dilly Dally Shilly Shally" - Advent Children. It's not a particularly bad quote. It just caught me off guard.

Yeah. I was like 'What?'

"Luke I am your father."

Originally posted by Wolfie
Natalie Portman's monologue at the end of V for Vendetta.




Any of Natalie Portman's dialogue.

"Anakin...you're breaking my heart." :ob.::

Everything Will Ferell ever said....






Ever.

Originally posted by Wolfie
From which movie? I thought it was very funny when used in A Night at the Roxbury.

Its from Jerry Maguire

Originally posted by Wolfie
From which movie? I thought it was very funny when used in A Night at the Roxbury.

Originally posted by Dusty
'Jerry Maguire' I bet.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Its from Jerry Maguire

Originally posted by Myth
"Luke I am your father."

..given that's not even a real quote. Kind of like the whole "Play it again, Sam" deal with "Casablanca".

I was just joking anyway. I was waiting for the: "What? Are you f*cking nuts?" response.

Originally posted by D4th R3v4n
Everything Will Ferell ever said....






Ever.

I can't explain my anger towards that statement.

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
There is nothing to fear but fear itself
Explain. I wouldn't consider that a movie quote since JFK actually said it.
Originally posted by office jesus
Any of Natalie Portman's dialogue.

"Anakin...you're breaking my heart." :ob.::
Yeah, every word in Revenge of the Sith goes without saying.
Originally posted by Leo.M
Its from Jerry Maguire
Ah. Well, it's a common quote. As I said before, it's stupidly funny when Will Ferrell says it at the end of A Night at the Roxbury.

Originally posted by T.M
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

I held my head in my hands when I saw they put that in..

Haha.. I hated that too.

Can't actually think of some at the moment.. but I know there are many I've heard. Give me a few days and I'll get back to this..

"NOOOOOOOOOO..." Darth Vader in ROTS.

"I'm king of the World" Titanic

"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????)

And just recently:

"Does he still stand for Truth, Justice, and that other stuff" Superman Returns (F uck you DC comics and WB for not having the balls to say "The American Way"

Originally posted by T.M
"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

I held my head in my hands when I saw they put that in..

lmao I agree, but that lines pretty popular... (theres a video on youtube where the guy doing Juggernaut's voice repeats that line..)

Originally posted by Moonlight
lmao I agree, but that lines pretty popular... (theres a video on youtube where the guy doing Juggernaut's voice repeats that line..)

That where the line came from. On YouTube it's great. But In X3.....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf


"Does he still stand for Truth, Justice, and that other stuff" Superman Returns (F uck you DC comics and WB for not having the balls to say "The American Way"

Yeah what the hell was with that. I saw that on a commerical and it pissed me off.

Originally posted by Hotpants
"I'm getting too old for this shit"
- Danny Glover in every single movie he's in.

Every Quote in Fantastic 4


"Lets not fight"
"No, LETS!!!"

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
I can't explain my anger towards that statement.

Dude. You and me both. How can you NOT laugh at Will Farrell?

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
Yeah what the hell was with that. I saw that on a commerical and it pissed me off.

I didn't like it too much either. The movie was good, yes, but that quote just kinda'..bugged me.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Every Quote in Fantastic 4


"Lets not fight"
"No, LETS!!!"



As much as I like Jessica Alba.. yup that was a cheesy and annoying line.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
That where the line came from. On YouTube it's great. But In X3.....

Exactly.

"Do the chickens have large talons? "

If I could tell you how many times the girls in my school have said that. . .

Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
"The Notebook"

lame,lame,lame and more lame

"anakin, you're breaking my heart"-padme, rots
wtf, seriously, that whole little speech that she gave was retarded! when i went to see that movie i was just like "shut the f*** up!"
blowup

ROTS- The entire damn MOVIE had sucky dialogue. Lucas needs an ass kicking just for raping his once excellent franchise...

V's 'V fest' - What the heck ? They should have gone with the original dialogue .

I just saw Graveyard Shift on one of the movie channels.

By far the single worst quote I've ever heard in a movie.

The wierd accented foreman says "Game ova!" blowup

Anything from ROTS, Fantatsic 4, AOTC, TPM eyc... but the worst:

From King Kong '76: "Put me down, ypu male chauvanist ape!" OUCH, that was bad!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
"I'm getting too old for this shit"
- Danny Glover in every single movie he's in.

That literally made me laugh my ass off

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????) What's funny about that quote is that it was used as a parody in The Simpsons about four years before Batman & Robin was released...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Every Quote in Fantastic 4


"Lets not fight"
"No, LETS!!!"



Totally.

"You got blood on me! Its on now!"
*Ten minute stare down*
"Yeah it is*


From Ultraviolet

Just about every line Halle Berry says in catwoman, that movie completely sucked

Originally posted by RedSkull
"Do the chickens have large talons? "

If I could tell you how many times the girls in my school have said that. . . Not just that, but every goddamned quote in that movie. My whole fricken school was saying things like "god" and such.

"Laugh it up fuzzball". Empire Strikes Back. Even as a 5 year old it made me cringe.

I forgot exactly how this quote went, but it was from the movie "Godzilla 2000"

It was at the end, and after the entire city was completely destroyed, some Japanese guy said this "Maybe he came here to help us"

Whatever the exact line was... it made me hysterical

"Love means never having to say you're sorry" (Love Story)

"There's been a murder here and SOMEBODY'S responsible!" (Plan 9 From Outer Space) Actually, that line is pretty hilarious.

"His God IS God" (Yul Brynner's Rameses in The Ten Commandments)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Darth Vader upon hearing of Padme's demise in Revenge of the Sith)

"Dad???" (Sofia Coppola's totally deadpan response after being fatally shot in Godfather III)

"Trauma causes pain" (Famke Janssen in Hide and Seek) No duh.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Every Quote in Fantastic 4


"Lets not fight"
"No, LETS!!!"



Sue lets not have lasagna tonight

No Lets!

*BAM*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf

"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????)




Wow, thats so bad even though its so hilarious

Anything Arnold says in that movie is hilarious

Ahem, allow me..

20. Caution. Bridge may ice over.
19. You're not sending me to the cooler.
18. Always winterize your pipes.
17. Not so fast. Time you cooled your heels.
16. Alright, everyone, chill!
15. Cops on the rocks, anyone?
14. Police are so hot tempered these days. Don't you agree, Mr. Bane?
13. There'll be no hot time in this old town tonight.
12. (aiming his pistol) Bat on ice, anyone?
11. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
10. What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age.
9. Hop away little bunny. Before I cool your jets. Permanently.
8. We aim to... (fires)... Freeze.
7. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast.
6. To be frozen. To never change. A life of perpetual ice-olation. There is little perfection in that.
5. I wonder how cold I can get my shower... Frosty!
4. You're skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.
3. Tonight's forecast... (smiles)... a freeze is coming!
2. Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well for it is the chilling sound of your doom.
1. Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.

Dishonourable Mentions (Non-Freeze Related Puns):
0. No gun. How disarming.
-1. (pulls a remote) You'll get a charge out of this.
-2. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer.

Originally posted by vvvrulz

7. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest.


Badass

Originally posted by Myth
Anything Arnold says in Batman and Robin (ex: "Time to kick some ice"

I also remember thinking Chronicles of Riddick having really bad one liners.
Film Came Much After This

Maybe they thought they could get some internet kids interested?

the flash rules =]

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
"NOOOOOOOOOO..." Darth Vader in ROTS.



"Ice to see you" Mr Freeze in Batman and Robin (WTF was that about????)

And just recently:

"Does he still stand for Truth, Justice, and that other stuff" Superman Returns (F uck you DC comics and WB for not having the balls to say "The American Way"

I agree. Especially when I hear James Earl Jones whining like a 4 year old school boy who just shit his pants on the playground. *sigh* Also, pretty much every line of script from Batman 3 and 4.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

-Vin Diesel (Chronicles of Riddick)

In text, that sounds hilarious.

Halle Berry's a.k.a. "Storm" quote in X-Men 1 to The Toad:


"Do you know what happens to a frog when exposed to electricity"

"The same thing that happens to everything else"


lol, or something like that. It was pure corn.

LOL yeah I remember cringing at that. Its tragic that things like that make it to the big screen.

how about the whole anakins monologue in the fireplace scene

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.




and the whole hes holding me back thing, oh Hayden, better take a look at your scripts before you accept them

What about the imfamous sand line?
the whole "I don't like sand. But your not like sand." thing...
What the hell was Lucas thinking with some of this...

"She will have Long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breast, ass that won't quit and legs that go ALL the way up".Kevin Bacon-Tremors.

Originally posted by Grimm22


Wow, thats so bad even though its so hilarious

Anything Arnold says in that movie is hilarious

Time to kick some ice.

"Adios turd nuggets"

from Grandmas Boy when JP gives the finger and does his wierd robot thing....that guy is f***ing wierd lol

"do you know what killed the dinod saurs? the ice age!" ~mr. freeze

what the f--- was that about?

"do you know what happens to a toad when it gets yadda yaddda yadda..." ~storm

huh? is a what? what's gonna happen?

"i'm the king of the world!" jack in titanic

and that guy you're with, he's your queen?

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
"It's been a long time since I've smelled beautiful."

-Vin Diesel (Chronicles of Riddick)

anything Vin Diesel has ever said should be included

Originally posted by autumn dreams
I haven't seen Gigli yet, but doesn't Jennifer Lopez say 'Gobble gobble' in it? To me, for whatever reason she said that, it sounds utterly pathetic!

Yet?
why would anyone even consider seeing that?

Originally posted by darthivader
for me it would definately be Ororo/Storm X-Men:"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

yeah thats pretty bad

Originally posted by Wolfie
Explain. I wouldn't consider that a movie quote since JFK actually said it. That was actually FDR

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Halle Berry's a.k.a. "Storm" quote in X-Men 1 to The Toad:


"Do you know what happens to a frog when exposed to electricity"

"The same thing that happens to everything else"


lol, or something like that. It was pure corn. Originally posted by vvvrulz
LOL yeah I remember cringing at that. Its tragic that things like that make it to the big screen.

Actually that's one of the only things from the original script that had made it.