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Team America: World Police versus the Muppets, (Miss Piggy, Animal, Fozzie Bear, Swedish chef, Beaker, and the rest of the gang) led by Kermit the Frog. Hand to hand combat, anything goes, fight takes place in a Chinese restaraunt.

Gimped thread. How is it fair that the Muppets have Animal...?

Automatic Muppet win.

OK haermm Animal is kinda out of it, he got drunk and nailed Miss Piggy the night before. Lets say he is only at 25%.

Thats STILL a huge, epic, Braveheart style win for the Henson workshoppers.

He drummed with Buddy Rich, ferchissakes!

OK lets make it a bit more fair. Team America gets........................................Matt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamon!!!

And thats meant to HELP Team America....?

Man you must reallllllllllllly hate those guys.

crylaugh OK all the celebrities from Team America then.

Gonzo shoots himself out of a cannon and splats Team America.

Miss Piggy solos them all.

Originally posted by Quincy
Gonzo shoots himself out of a cannon and splats Team America.

There is no way for the TA puppets to survive the Muppetic onslaught.

No wayyyyyyyyyyy at allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

No siree bob.

I agree that Ms.Piggy alone spells a doomful end for TA.

But combined with Animals sheer destructive output, it just seals the deal and stamps a little bow on its ass.

Which TA member was the one who blew the team commander?

Gray Johnston, and the TA commander's name is Spottswoode.

SUCK MY COCK!!!

haermm

Everyone has AIDS.

Muppets win with the help of their unbearably annoying ass songs.

Na Arec Bardrin, and that other guy can act their way out.

Durka Durka?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Muppets win with the help of their unbearably annoying ass songs. Close thread haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Close thread haermm

Aren't you the one who started it?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Aren't you the one who started it? Mhm. I was just going with your joke, their music is irritating indeed, so I was like yeah the music pwns Team America.

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!

Matt...........................










































DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMON!!!

Animal and Piggy combo wouldnt have allowed Kim Jong Il to escape, fo' sho'.

A frog and a pig hooking up is disturbing enough to make even Team America run away

You should give Team America some reinforcements from Sesame Street.

Na they just need alec and that other guy. Theyll act their way otta anything.

Durka Durka?

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
You should give Team America some reinforcements from Sesame Street. Good idea. Fraggle rock has team Americas back.

OH SHIT!! Muppets dont got no chance. Fraggle rock gots all kinds of technology.

Thats those little dozer dudes. The could only build incredibly small scale weapons of mass destruction.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
You should give Team America some reinforcements from Sesame Street.

They'll never get Oscar in his trash can/armoured war bunker.

Also, with this "reinforcements from other divisions" thing....

Does this mean that the muppet babies are the equivalent of the Hitler youth...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats those little dozer dudes. The could only build incredibly small scale weapons of mass destruction.


yeah dude, but thats the beauty of it. Those goddamn muppets will never see them coming like gullivers travels and shit

And they do have the power of 'the heap' too.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Also, with this "reinforcements from other divisions" thing....

Does this mean that the muppet babies are the equivalent of the Hitler youth...?

yeah man, definitely, they're the Werewolves. And the giants from Fraggle Rock are Russia. This shit is gonna get ugly.

Whats green and smells of pork...?

ummmm, boomer bile?

I don't like either of these guys.

Oscar the Grouch has been secretely keeping a nuke in his trash can. While trying to scavenge for a burger, he accidentaly pushes the buttons on it which causes the nuke to explode and its blast radius engulfs the muppets and team america.

The End

All the while; Fraggle rock stays building technology underground.