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Figured it might be fun to list mismatches, one sided fights, unfair gimpages and all that good crazy stuff that seems to come up.

The combatants must have been a movie character/group of characters.

The lousier matchup the better.

Well to get the ball rolling:































Pinhead Vs Billy Elliot.

McClane Vs Anyone.

Maria Von Trapp Vs The Rancor from ROTJ.

Yoda versus Stuart Little.

Matilda vs the two little twins from The Shining.

http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/Specials/13-Nights/Editions/2007-10-19/Schedule/matilda.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/shining_twins_1.jpg





Matilda owns them........hard!

Freddy Kruger Vs Kevin from 'Home alone'.

LOL RJ Like the Stuart Little motiff, was considering him fro a fight against Jaws 3....at sea.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Matilda vs the two little twins from The Shining.

http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/Specials/13-Nights/Editions/2007-10-19/Schedule/matilda.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/shining_twins_1.jpg





Matiulda owns them........hard!

King Kong versus Mini me.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


Freddy Kruger Vs Kevin from 'Home alone'.

Kevin is going to be a total badass when he grows up, I agree.



Simple Jack vs Ozymandias

As Iron Man once said..."You dont come back from going full retard."

ED209 Vs Bambi

Jesus (The Passion of the Christ) versus Aunt May (Spider-Man).

Clover vs. Stay Puft

Originally posted by Impediment
Jesus (The Passion of the Christ) versus Aunt May (Spider-Man).
ROFLMAO

I agree..! Jesus totally rapes the shit out of Aunt May there.

The kind old elderly librarian-ghost-victim (Ghostbusters) versus Charles Bronson (Death Wish)

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Clover vs. Stay Puft

Yeah I definitely have a picture in my head of Cloverfield licking all the last bits of Marshmallow off of his scaly, inhuman lips.



Harry Potter without magic Vs Clyde (Any which way you can)

Kracken and Free Willy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
ED209 Vs Bambi Ouch! Now that's what I call overkill!

pwned

Karl Childers (Sling Blade) vs. Agent Smith (The Matrix).

Elliot (ET) vs Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

Lester Burnham (American Beauty) vs. Rachel Ferrier (Dakota Fanning from 2005 War of the Worlds).

Tiny Tim (A christmas Carol) vs Predator (Predator)

Dr. Manhattan vs. Chucky

Any one of "The Time Bandits" vs "Cave Troll" (LOTR)

Darth Vader vs. Frodo

Little psychic lady from Poltergeist Vs The Grudge

Willow Ufgood (Willow) vs. Marv (Sin City).

Galactus vs Nemo.

Nemo vs. Jaws

Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Iron Man Vs Babe

Magneto vs. Terminator

Forrest Gump junior Vs John Doe (Se7en)

Ghostbusters vs. The Grudge

Mikey the baby (from Look Who's Talking) vs. Leatherface (TCM).

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Optimus Prime vs. King Kong Prime stomps but it's not the calibre mismatch worth posting here don't you think?

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Prime stomps but it's not the calibre mismatch worth posting here don't you think?

Optimus Prime vs. King Kong is a huge mismatch. How in anyway can that overgrown furball harm a giant robot that wields swords and a gun? Kong couldn't even handle bullets from planes.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Nemo vs. Jaws

cry poor nemo.

Godzilla vs. Stuart Little

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Optimus Prime vs. King Kong is a huge mismatch. How in anyway can that overgrown furball harm a giant robot that wields swords and a gun? Kong couldn't even handle bullets from planes. Like I said: A mismatch, yes, worthy of posting here. No sense in arguing over something as silly as this.

Carry on mate!

Unicron(Transformers The Movie) vs. Mayor Phlegmming(Osmosis Jones)

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Matilda vs the two little twins from The Shining.

http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/Specials/13-Nights/Editions/2007-10-19/Schedule/matilda.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/shining_twins_1.jpg





Matilda owns them........hard!

Hey, Matilda was a tough mothertrucker.

Jason Bourne vs. Mr. Glass Unbreakable]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Hey, Matilda was a tough mothertrucker. I already said she pwns.

Originally posted by Eminence
Jason Bourne vs. Mr. Glass Unbreakable] Why the hate for Sam Jackson?

The Deliverance rapists Vs Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

(Surprise twist epilogue on that one)

300 vs Rain Man

Megatron vs Wall-E

Mr. Freeze vs. Anne Frank

Edit: Rofl, I just realized how ****ed up that is.

Ted Bundy vs Hannah Montana

Christy Brown (Daniel Day Lewis from My Left Foot.) vs. Col. William Ludlow (Anthony Hopkins from Legends of the Fall.)

Bill the butcher (Gangs of New York) Vs Chunk (The Goonies)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Bill the butcher (Gangs of New York) Vs Chunk (The Goonies)



"No, Bill, please! I want to play the violin!"



Bill the Butcher (GONY) vs. Meatwad (ATHF Colon Movie Film for Theaters.)

Macauley Culkin (My Girl) VS Sandman (Spiderman 3)

Megatron vs Helen Keller

Unarmed Karen Carpenter (The Karen Carpenter story) Vs Xenomorph (Alien)

Main attraction:

Jango Fett (Starwars) Versus Ray Charles (Ray)



Undercard:


Lil' orphan Annie (Annie) Vs The Kurgan (Highlander)

John McClane versus Leo Getz.

Fabienne (Butch's french GF in Pulp Fiction) Vs The Hitcher.

Will Smith versus any alien fleet.

Godzilla vs Kevin McCallister (home alone)

Jules Winnfield vs Macauley Culkin (Home Alone)

PC Danny Butterman(Hot Fuzz) vs. The Spleen(Mystery Men)

The Punisher (Ray Stevenson) vs The Joker (Heath Ledger)

Cujo Vs Ernest

Fogell (Superbad) vs Ozymandias (Watchmen)

Jeff Spicoli versus Riddick.

Cerebus VS Ace Ventura.

The incredible shrinking women versus Hannibal Lecter

magneto vs megatron

That may not be as spite as you think.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
That may not be as spite as you think.

How so? Magneto folds him into a box.

Jaws vs. Spongebob

Long-overdue-come-uppance special:






















































Wesley Crusher (ST:Nemesis) armed only with a wooden spoon...


Vs


The Comedian (Watchmen) who has full weapons including, most definitely, the flamethrower..

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Matilda vs the two little twins from The Shining.

http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/Specials/13-Nights/Editions/2007-10-19/Schedule/matilda.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/shining_twins_1.jpg





Matilda owns them........hard! That's actually a pretty awesome match up.


My pick?

Bob Lee Swagger vs. Batman

Audrey Hepburn in "Wait until dark" Vs John Carpenter's The Thing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's actually a pretty awesome match up.


My pick?

Bob Lee Swagger vs. Batman Indeed, Batman has to know his limits.

Mickey one punch (Snatch)

vs

Jar Jar Binks. (Star Wars I-III)

Vader versus Dark Helmet.

Sam (I am Sam)

Vs

Professor X (X men)
















































Especially at chess.

Top gun pilots (Top Gun)

Vs

Starscream, Ironman, Vader and Fett.. (TFs, IM, SW)



















Leonard Smalls (Raising Arizona)

Vs

Derek Smalls (This is Spinal tap)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


Sam (I am Sam)

Vs

Professor X (X men)
















































Especially at chess.

Galactus (FF2-Silver surfer)


Vs


Godzilla (Godzilla)

Harold and Kumar vs Freddy and Jason

G-Force (G-Force)


vs


The Cenobites (Hellraiser)

Nemo vs Jaws

Jerry (Tom and Jerry the movie)



Vs



The Balrog (LOTR)

Abu (Aladdin)

vs

Boba Fett

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth


Jerry (Tom and Jerry the movie)



Vs



The Balrog (LOTR) haermm

Annie (Annie)



Vs



Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)

My Dog Skip




vs




Cujo

Alice, RE


versus


Regina George

Oliver (Oliver Twist)



Vs



The Queen (Aliens)

Charlie Bucket vs The Predator

lol

Thumper (Bambi)



Vs



Nuclear Man (Superman IV)

Lestat (Interview with a vampire)




Vs



Andrew Beckett (Philidelphia)

Originally posted by Quincy
Abu (Aladdin)

vs

Boba Fett Abu would so totally own. Talk about a mismatch.

Marvin the Janitor (Diehard 2)



Vs



Weapon XI (Wolverine origins)

haermm

Jim's Dad (American Pie)


vs


Sauron

Bill and Ted (Bill and Teds Bogus Journey)




Vs





The Mountain men (Deliverence)

Lucian


versus



Benji

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lestat (Interview with a vampire)




Vs



Andrew Beckett (Philidelphia)

Lestat could be in for a huge surprise, with the HIV infected blood.

The Scarecrow


vs


The Crow

Bob Lee Swagger (Shooter) w/ Barrett M107

Vs.

Ralphie (A Christmas Story) w/ an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time

haermm

Swagger's getting his eye shot out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lestat could be in for a huge surprise, with the HIV infected blood.

There in lies the pwnage... No way Lestat wins.

Willie Scott (Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom)


Vs


Tetsuo (Akira)

Dumbo (Dumbo)



Vs




Starscream (Transformers)

Flik (A bugs life)

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1998_A_Bug%27s_Life/dave_foley_a_bug%27s_life_001.jpg

vs

El Clover (Cloverfield)

http://wayangtopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cloverfield-monster-toy-3.jpg

Richard Nixon (Frost/Nixon)




Vs





The Kurgan (Highlander)

Jeff Spicoli

Vs.

The Silver Surfer

H2H, to the death, surfboards allowed as weapons.

Maria (Sound of Music)



Vs




ED-209 (Robocop)

Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's day off)




Vs





Brian Mills (Taken)

Tiny Tim (A christmas carol/Scrooge)



Vs




The Creeper (Jeepers creepers)

Alien Mech suit (District 9)



Vs



Wall-E (Wall-E)

unstoppable-raging,want-to-brutally-maim-torture-and -kill-the first-gungan -they-see rambo and riddick vs completely paralyzed jar jar binks.i would actually pay good money to see this

Its a blockbuster waiting to happen.

Kevin McCallister (Home alone)




Vs





John Rider (The hitcher)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its a blockbuster waiting to happen.

Kevin McCallister (Home alone)




Vs





John Rider (The hitcher)

i would pay to see this also

Rose Dewitt Buccater (Titanic)




Vs






Master Blaster (Madmax 3)

Elle Woods

vs

T-1000

I'm just sprouting blockbusters here 2guns

Black Mamba



vs.


Three Ninjas

Satan (Tenacious D and the pick of destiny)



Vs




Samuel Lapp (the kid in "Witness"

dolores claiborne

vs

wolverine

Wicket (Return of the Jedi)



vs



Rancor (Return of the Jedi)

Freddy Kreueger

vs

Annie

Nice..!


Chunk (The Goonies)



Vs




Leonidas (300)

Sam Montgomery (A Cinderella Story)

vs

Riddick


I deserve Oscars dance

Speaking of oscars:

Maggie Fitzgerald (Million dollar baby)



Vs




George Foreman (Ali)

Jesus (The Passion of the Christ) vs Ivan Drago

Annie vs Jet Li (The one)

The dude in Rain Man played by Hoffman vs Stuntman Mike (plus his car)

Forest Gump vs Hannibal Lecter

richie rich vs rambo

Alien (Alien)




Vs




The Von Trapp family singers. (The sound of music)

A Borg Cube

Vs

Batteries Not Included bots

E.T

vs

The Rancor

Benny the cab driver -in crusher drill (Total Recall)




Vs





Karen Carpenter (The carpenter story)

Sully (Commando)




Vs





The silver surfer (Fantastic four 2)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sully (Commando)




Vs





The silver surfer (Fantastic four 2)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
ROFLMAO

I agree..! Jesus totally rapes the shit out of Aunt May there.

The kind old elderly librarian-ghost-victim (Ghostbusters) versus Charles Bronson (Death Wish) EXCUSE ME!?

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8199/asm52006hc5.jpg

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/194/mayvsloganfw0.jpg

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q280/stacyricco/mtu13701.jpg

Owned Logan, and in the next scan Wolverine admitted his inferiority, noting only she was allowed to call him "young man." She then fought and held her own against Galactus.

Aunt May raeps Jayzus. estahuh

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q280/stacyricco/mtu13701.jpg

Now I know what Stan Lee does when he's drunk.

Originally posted by NemeBro
EXCUSE ME!?

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8199/asm52006hc5.jpg

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/194/mayvsloganfw0.jpg

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q280/stacyricco/mtu13701.jpg

Owned Logan, and in the next scan Wolverine admitted his inferiority, noting only she was allowed to call him "young man." She then fought and held her own against Galactus.

Aunt May raeps Jayzus. estahuh

If only we were talking EU...


Still....That was f***ing cool.
Nice one.









Elliot and his bike gang (ET)




Vs




The Grammercy Riffs (The warriors)

Batman (1966 movie)



Vs




The Joker (The Dark Knight)

Main attraction:

Gizmo (gremlins)



Vs



Jason (Friday the 13th)







Undercard fight:


Beaker (The Muppets take Manhattan)



Vs



Henry - armed with hair comb (Henry: Portrait of a serial killer)

Gizmo

vs

Palpatine

Stephen King movie face off special:







Paul Sheldon post car crash, with sledgehammered ankles (Misery)



Vs




Jack Torrance (The Shining)










Undercard fight:














Georgie (IT)



Vs



Cujo (Cujo)

Pennywise the clown (It)

vs

Hound the Clown (Air Bud)

C-3PO (Star Wars)



Vs




T-X (Terminator 3)

ED-209

vs

Herbie the lovebug

Jerry Lee Lewis (Great balls of fire)


Vs


Muhammad Ali (Ali)

Musical malevelence matinee:


Sandy (Grease)



Vs



Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)

Stuart Smalley

vs

The Creeper

Multiple Miggs

vs

Little Girl from Signs quote "Theirs a Monster out my room can I have a glass of water"

William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting (Daniel Day-Lewis)

Vs

The Butcher's Wife (Demi Moore)