Conan the Barbarian versus Marv...
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Rogue Jedi
Marv is looking for Goldie's killer. He is pissed. He is walking along and BAM, he steps into a time portal and is teleported to the time of Conan. Getting to his feet, he reaches for his gun, but he has lost it along the way.
Along comes Conan, on horseback. he sees Marv, and approaching him, draws his sword.
Marv laughs, spreads his arms wide, and says "C'mon, you ****ing fairy!!!"
Conan sheathes his sword and decides to take Marv h2h. To the death.
omgchos
Marv all the way. His bamfness is legendary. He got hit by a car multiple times and survived. They couldn't even get him the first time with the electric chair.
Rogue Jedi
But it's the ****ing Conan!!!
Rogue Jedi
I love Marv to death, but dude, seriously, I gotta go with Conan here.
omgchos
U mean this conan

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/rachellgenevieve/conan-obrien-monster.gif
Robtard
Conan can KO a camel, but H2H, Marv takes him, his durability feats are above anything Conan could dish out.
Now, Conan with sword and Marv with axe, Conan's gutting him.
(The Hyborian Age is the time of Conan)
Rogue Jedi
Interesting....The axe Marv used at the Roarke farm, or a big ass Kull the Conqueror axe?
Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Interesting....The axe Marv used at the Roarke farm, or a big ass Kull the Conqueror axe?
Give Marv a fireman's axe, doesn't matter, Conan's skill in battle is legendary. He 'trained with the finest masters from the East'
Alpha Centauri
Marv has the endurance necessary to win. Can dish out more than Conan can take, take more than Conan can give.
-AC
Rogue Jedi
I remember the first fight scene from Conan the destroyer, I was like DAMN he's fast.
jinXed by JaNx
Conan would eviscerate Marv
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Marv has the endurance necessary to win. Can dish out more than Conan can take, take more than Conan can give.
-AC I'd say you are correct on the punishment, but endurace IMO goes to Conan.
jinXed by JaNx
Movie Conan was slow and stupid. I also think movie Conan is gay but even in the movies he is a master swordsman with great strength. I'm sure Marvs endurance is far greater than Conans but I think Conan is mightier. I haven't seen anything from Sin City to suggest that Marv is thick and tough enough to withstand a blow from Conans broadsword. Conan is powerful and skilled enough to take off limbs with a single strike. Marv doesn't have a chance.
Rogue Jedi
Its hand to hand. No sword.
jinXed by JaNx
ooooh, I just read the part where he gets off his horse and draws his sword
In that case i think Marv would win 6/10. Conan will have to lock Marv in a monster submission. This is actually a good pairing. They both have similar fighting tactics and they also share the rage factor. I think Marvs agility and numbness gives him the edge though.
Robtard
In hindsight, if we factor in Conan's feats from that shit movie Conan: The Destroyer, he actually has a chance against Marv, as he took on that gigantic demon-god Dagoth (Andre the Giant behind the costume) and tore off it's horn.
Rogue Jedi

Pwned its ass.
BruceSkywalker
w/o sword conan is a goner..
w/sword different story
Kaibs
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But it's the ****ing Conan!!! '
LOL.... Conan loses. Badly to Marve. Very very badly
Rogue Jedi
Conan came up when fighting and being a Barbarian was a part of everyday life, he is gonna at the very least hurt Marv.
Rogue Jedi
Big ass guy from Sin City.
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