Dumbass I.Q. battle!!!

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Rogue Jedi
The following guys are taking an I.Q. test together:

Forrest Gump
Tugg Speedman
Bubba (Forrest Gump)
Zoolander
Hansel
Harry and Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber)

Who scores highest? Lowest? They are all armed with a #2 pencil and calculator.

Feel free to add more dumbasses I might have forgotten.

gobstakid777
nice to meet u again good sir

tugg scores highest
zoolander scores lowest

the order is
tugg-he took a while to find out his predicament but he was in no way stupid
forrest gump
bubba
hansel
harry and lloyd
zoolander

luv how u got 2 ben stiller characters and u seem to luv tropic thunder.although can't blame u.tom cruise was the most badass producer ever in that

Tattoos N Scars
I'd put Karl Childers in there from Sling Blade....hmmm...hmmm

I'd say Tugg scores the highest...and don't know about in between. But, I think Gump scores last...he only knows what love is, apparently..lol.

Placidity
Could've put in Napolean Dynamite.

I would put Forrest Gump as the smartest. He fails at life, but I don't think his intelligence is as low as these other guys.

Lloyd or Zoolander would be definitely last. I think both of them can't really read (or 'read good' lol). But at least Lloyd can be cunning, stealing Harry's girlfriend like a ninja and also spiking him with Lax.

Robtard
Forrest Gump is clinically a reh-tard, he gets by with McClane-esque luck.

The others are merely dumb-asses by all accounts. Though Harry and Lloyd were probably close to reh-tard level.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
I'd put Karl Childers in there from Sling Blade....hmmm...hmmm

I'd say Tugg scores the highest...and don't know about in between. But, I think Gump scores last...he only knows what love is, apparently..lol. Shit I forgot about him haermm

Sadako of Girth
Lennie Small comes in, solos the test, then accidentally kills all* the others with his brand of affection.








































*Except Gump who as mentioned has the McLuck of the devil, and enough combat experience to evade the hugs.*

gobstakid777
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lennie Small comes in, solos the test, then accidentally kills all* the others with his brand of affection.








































*Except Gump who as mentioned has the McLuck of the devil, and enough combat experience to evade the hugs.*

nope.even he would get above zoolander who is truly the biggest dumbass of them all

Sadako of Girth
Zoolander IS pretty dumb.
I'll grant you that....

But Gump destroys him. As does Lennie.

Rogue Jedi
I'm going with Sling Blade Karl.

Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm going with Sling Blade Karl.

Karl was a retard, but he was savvy enough to fix things and was aware enough to kill Dwight Yoakem in order for the boy to have a chance.

Lennie was a retard through and through. All he did was crush mice, crush the hand of jerk with a Napolean complex and toss hay-bales about. He litterally had the mind of a 5 year old; a retarded five year old at that.

Mairuzu
a building for ants!?

Robtard
Originally posted by Mairuzu
a building for ants!?

There's no doubt Zoolander is a complete dumb-ass, another example would be "the files are in the computer?", then he proceeds to smash it.

But he's still not clinically retarded, as Lennie is.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Robtard
There's no doubt Zoolander is a complete dumb-ass, another example would be "the files are in the computer?", then he proceeds to smash it.

But he's still not clinically retarded, as Lennie is. yes but that was hansel who said that about the files i think

Robtard
Originally posted by Mairuzu
yes but that was hansel who said that about the files i think

Matilda (on phone): The files are in the computer.

Hansel: She said the files are in the computer.

Zoolander: In the co-puter? Begins smashing.

Tattoos N Scars
Ok...what about Mary's brother in Somethin' about Mary?

Robtard
Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Ok...what about Mary's brother in Somethin' about Mary?

A retard, probably lower than Lennie. Lennie probably as greater retard-strength though.

Rogue Jedi
Thats Warren, I didnt include him because, well, he is the dumbest of the dumb.

Tattoos N Scars
I just thought about Joe Dirt...dude was dippin' his fries into frozen shit...now that's bad..lol.

Rogue Jedi
Bill and Ted maybe?

Tattoos N Scars
yeah, Bill and Ted were out there..lol


I wish Married with Children had a movie....Kelly Bundy would score extra low on an IQ exam...lol. Waldo would too from Family Matters.

Rogue Jedi
Kelly Bundy droolio

Tattoos N Scars
Sloth, from the Goonies might make the cut...lol

Sadako of Girth
Bill and Ted were a bit slow on the uptake, but too IQ equipped to stand up against the dumbest of the dumb.

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