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Superman (Routh) from Superman Returns versus Batman (Bale) from The Dark Knight.

The Joker has escaped from Arkham Asylum and decides to have some fun away from home by going to Metropolis. Batman, knowing that Metropolis has it's own defender, decides to study up on The Man of Steel, but only does so for 24 hours, because time is of the essence when trying to find The Joker and stop him from killing. Batman travels to Metropolis and scours the criminal underworld looking for leads to his nemesis. Supes learns that a masked vigilante is wreaking havoc in his city and decides to do something about it, all the while not realizing what impending doom is about to be wrought upon Metropolis by a maniac in clown make-up.

Batman is swinging from rooftop to rooftop and sees Superman hovering quietly in front of him with a fixated, and somewhat impressed, stare.

S: Who are you and what are you doing in my city?

B: Trying to find a maniac and stop him from killing.

S: The only maniac I see is right in front of me.

B: Leave me alone and let me do my job.

S: You're coming with me one way or another. Don't make me hurt you.

B: You won't.


Anything goes.

Superman is a boyscout and plays by the rules. He does not have any idea what kind of man he is up against.

Batman fights dirty and is not afraid to, either. He has had 24 hours of prep time to study Superman and his tactics. The Batmobile is at his ready if he needs it.

Who takes it?


(I was watching the 3 episode story arc "World's Finest" from Superman TAS dvd, and felt like making this.)

Superman wins with incredible ease. How is this even fair? Give Batman some Kryptonite or something because this feels spite.

Batman has 24 hours of prep time.

He's the world's greatest detective, and smarter than Lex Luthor. I think that Batman would have deduced on packing some Kryptonite.

This is a joke right? In the comics and tv show rarely does Batman engage Superman. He either outwits him or shoves kryptonite in his face. Most of the time they team up.

You just said it:

He outwits him.

Originally posted by Impediment
smarter than Lex Luthor. Lol.

Definately not if you are talking about movie versions.

Kryptonite? Superman was surrounded by it and had it jammed in his side. He lifted a gigantic island and threw it into space.

He wins.

Look, I admit that this is not my best thread.

Sue me for wanting to mix it up a little.

Originally posted by Impediment

Anything goes.


Who takes it?


Let's be adults here and be completely honest, this is what happens:

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2664/bskiss.jpg

It's no secret that this is what the DC writers imply.

Batrape.

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Bat finds some kryptonite and kicks the shit outta Supes.

Originally posted by Impediment
You just said it: He outwits him. Not exactly. I said that comic Batman and DCAU Batman outwits him from time to time. Nolan's Batman isn't that brilliant. He's not even a genius. What's he going to do? His arsenal consists of a tank and a motorcycle. The other two incarnations of Batman I mentioned have WAY more resources and gadgets in the there respective batcaves.

This is spite. Iron Man or the Autobots would be a much better fit with prep time than Nolan's Batman.

How is this spite?

Batman is the most dangerous human being on Earth.

Superman, while infinitely more powerful than Bats, does not any of the training or tactics of his opponent.

If I wanted spite, I wouldn't have given Batman any prep time. I.e., he decides to pack some Kryptonite.

Originally posted by Impediment


Batman is the most dangerous human being on Earth.

Mattie, um.......no.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mattie, um.......no.

HUMAN, I mean. Human.

Originally posted by Impediment
HUMAN, I mean. Human.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Not exactly. I said that comic Batman and DCAU Batman outwits him from time to time. Nolan's Batman isn't that brilliant. He's not even a genius. What's he going to do? His arsenal consists of a tank and a motorcycle. The other two incarnations of Batman I mentioned have WAY more resources and gadgets in the there respective batcaves.

This is spite. Iron Man or the Autobots would be a much better fit with prep time than Nolan's Batman.

Whether he's a genius is questionable, but he certainly isn't anywhere near the comic's level of genius.

What Bale-man has though, is the ability to draw on the resources of a tested genius, Fox. So Fox figures out the kyptonite angle, procures some and then they both rape Superman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Have to agree with RJ. McClane is the most dangerous human.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Care to elaborate, kitten?

Who is more dangerous, physically, mentally, and tactically, than Batman?

Batman rapes McClane.

Start the thread, Rob. You know you want to.

FTW


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Superman is not a member of the human race, bub. He's an alien from another world.

Imped... Bale-Batman is a noob compared to his animated/comic incarnations. If you wanted prep God, you should've went for the animated films Batman.

Hmm......you're right about that.

Conroy's Batman is the greatest version.

Originally posted by Impediment
Superman is not a member of the human race, bub. He's an alien from another world. But with a piece of kryptonite in your pocket, he is just as vulnerable as a human is.

Originally posted by Impediment
Batman rapes McClane.

Start the thread, Rob. You know you want to.

It's be the shortest thread.

McClane does what others fail to do, he shoots Batman in the face. /the end

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But with a piece of kryptonite in your pocket, he is just as vulnerable as a human is.

Singer-Supes is less susceptible to kyrptonite than other incarnations, as Lex had more than just a piece in his pocket, the island was made in part of it.

Supes also wasn't instantly rendered completely useless, as is the norm, he was still able to move about a bit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nolan-Supes is less susceptible to kyrptonite than other incarnations, as Lex had more than just a piece in his pocket, the island was made in part of it.

Supes also wasn't instantly rendered completely useless, as is the norm, he was still able to move about a bit.

I think you mean Singer-Supes and not Nolan.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think you mean Singer-Supes and not Nolan.

WTF are you talking about, that's what I said! (ignore your post time and my edit time)

Now where are the pics of your wife's lovely vagine, anoos and milkers?!

Originally posted by Robtard
It's be the shortest thread.

McClane does what others fail to do, he shoots Batman in the face. /the end THIS I agree with.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF are you talking about, that's what I said! (ignore your post time and my edit time)

Now where are the pics of your wife's lovely vagine, anoos and milkers?!

Show me a pic of you first and I'll show you some pics of my wife in kinky lingerie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
THIS I agree with.

Indeed, McClane would accomplish in here what Swagger, Riggs and Murtaugh all failed to do, take down the Batman.

McClane needs to be banned.

Originally posted by Placidity
McClane needs to be banned.

You need a 106 day ban for that! Hater.

Originally posted by Impediment
Who is more dangerous, physically, mentally, and tactically, than Batman? If we're taling straight humans then Jason Bourne. Possibly Bryan Mills. Ra's Al Ghul.

Originally posted by Robtard
Indeed, McClane would accomplish in here what Swagger, Riggs and Murtaugh all failed to do, take down the Batman. Bullshit, they would ALL take Batman down, even Murtaugh. He makes head shots in his sleep.

honestly superman should win 10 out of 10 times. it took luthor like at least three days to make an island of continent and superman still tanked it into the sun. bale cant beat that with only one day.

An island of continent? mmm

Supes wins...

Originally posted by NemeBro
An island of continent? mmm

She's black.

Originally posted by Robtard
She's black. Only PART black, thank you. 131

Originally posted by NemeBro
Only PART black, thank you. 131

It only takes a few drops of coffee to muddy the milk dark, just saying. But her mulatta-ness has me intrigued now, very intrigued.

Originally posted by Impediment
Superman (Routh) from Superman Returns versus Batman (Bale) from The Dark Knight.

The Joker has escaped from Arkham Asylum and decides to have some fun away from home by going to Metropolis. Batman, knowing that Metropolis has it's own defender, decides to study up on The Man of Steel, but only does so for 24 hours, because time is of the essence when trying to find The Joker and stop him from killing. Batman travels to Metropolis and scours the criminal underworld looking for leads to his nemesis. Supes learns that a masked vigilante is wreaking havoc in his city and decides to do something about it, all the while not realizing what impending doom is about to be wrought upon Metropolis by a maniac in clown make-up.

Batman is swinging from rooftop to rooftop and sees Superman hovering quietly in front of him with a fixated, and somewhat impressed, stare.

S: Who are you and what are you doing in my city?

B: Trying to find a maniac and stop him from killing.

S: The only maniac I see is right in front of me.

B: Leave me alone and let me do my job.

S: You're coming with me one way or another. Don't make me hurt you.

B: You won't.


Anything goes.

Superman is a boyscout and plays by the rules. He does not have any idea what kind of man he is up against.

Batman fights dirty and is not afraid to, either. He has had 24 hours of prep time to study Superman and his tactics. The Batmobile is at his ready if he needs it.

Who takes it?


(I was watching the 3 episode story arc "World's Finest" from Superman TAS dvd, and felt like making this.)

If Bale Batman is aware of kyrptonite its over for supes.

Batman throws a Batarang and it bounces off of Superman. He asks "what the heck was that?" and automatically punches Batman's head off.

haermm

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http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0802/batman-vs-superman-supermna-demotivational-poster-1204217229.jpg

Ouch haermm

According to some reasons of logic around here, since we never saw Supes punch a hole straight through a normal human being's head, he can't do it...

EDIT: Oh shi- I just re-read the first post, if Batman has 24 hrs of prep time, Superman goes down. Possibly via Bat-Slingshot + Kryptopebble.

Originally posted by Robtard
It only takes a few drops of coffee to muddy the milk dark, just saying. But her mulatta-ness has me intrigued now, very intrigued.

the other half isnt white.

Originally posted by Scythe
According to some reasons of logic around here, since we never saw Supes punch a hole straight through a normal human being's head, he can't do it...


"Logic" is the incorrect word, but yes.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
the other half isnt white.

Then you're not mixed, as all others are merely a mixing of the mud.

mmm

Hawaiian punch maybe?