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waterboy's new orleans college football team

vs

forest gump's alabama college football team


before the game forrest makes fun of waterboy's mamma


alabama team has the ball and passes it to forrest to run for the touch down.


the question is will waterboy get a chance to stand up for his mamma and be able to tackle forrest ?
or no way in hell he can catch up to forrest ?

or what do you think would happen during that play ?

"life is like a box of chocolates"

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
"life is like a box of chocolates" so does that mean forrest makes the touchdown ?

Forrest is too fast, Waterboy will never catch him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Forrest is too fast, Waterboy will never catch him. but what if waterboy is at the other end of the field where forrest has to make the touchdown. from there waterboy has a chance of tackling forrest. he wouldnt be able to tackle him from behind but he has a shot at ramming him from the front.

Thats not really how football works, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats not really how football works, dude. duh theres no one standing at the other end of the field but do those 2 players understand the game 100% ?

No, but they both follow orders from their coaches.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, but they both follow orders from their coaches. so when waterboy handed the ball to the other team that was an order from coach ?

at this point waterboy is super pissed at forest for insulting his mama and is gonna charge him from the other end of the field even though thats no where he's supposed to be.

OK, if it plays out the way you say it does, then no, the Waterboy smashes him. Forrest is fast, but he never displayed any real juking ability.

Forrest makes the goal. It's clear from the scenario that forrest is past Bobby because it's after the snap. Bobby is a lineman, probably the team's best, and if he can't break through to either sack the QB or drop Forrest, there's no way he'll catch him. That being said, we'll probably have a repeat of the infamous dropkick.

I'll say this. If it's a play from scrimmage, Waterboy pwns Forrest. If it's a kickoff, then Forrest likely burns him.

Originally posted by chomperx9
waterboy's new orleans college football team

vs

forest gump's alabama college football team


before the game forrest makes fun of waterboy's mamma


alabama team has the ball and passes it to forrest to run for the touch down.


the question is will waterboy get a chance to stand up for his mamma and be able to tackle forrest ?
or no way in hell he can catch up to forrest ?

or what do you think would happen during that play ? mmm

They both have rage. I wonder if a "making fun of Jenny" raged Forrest would be enough to beat a "making fun of momma" raged Bobby Boucher.

Originally posted by Badabing
mmm

They both have rage. I wonder if a "making fun of Jenny" raged Forrest would be enough to beat a "making fun of momma" raged Bobby Boucher. naw forrest lets things like that go one ear out the other. now if forest catches waterboy kissing jenny before the game thats different.

No way, dude, Waterboys rage was epic.

I say Waterboy catches him, if he can back up a little bit before the snap, and see where Forrest is going, he can take him, especially since Forest has to maneuver around other players.

Originally posted by KingD19
I say Waterboy catches him, if he can back up a little bit before the snap, and see where Forrest is going, he can take him, especially since Forest has to maneuver around other players. good point forrest has to maneuver around the other players and waterboy can get through the players much easier since its all rage.

Yeah, no matter who he hit, he never really lost any speed or momentum.

What I found funny was that no one, not one single player, learned to hit the Waterboy low.

They were too scared to think of hitting him.

whose a bigger dumbass though ? waterboy or forrest ?

You're all still ignoring the fact that the scenario in the OP clearly states Bobby didn't catch Forrest at the snap. Forrest wins.

^Well, you're kinda wrong there. It doesn't say anything about him catching him at the snap or not, it says they pass it to Forrest to run for a TD. Since Bobby is an MLB, he can clearly see Forrest from a couple yards behind the line of scrimmage, and while Forrest is trying to get to the line, Bobby can set up and wait for him.

And Chomper, Bobby is dumb, but Forrest is retarded dumb.

No one's bringing up Alabama's O line.

Originally posted by KingD19
^Well, you're kinda wrong there. It doesn't say anything about him catching him at the snap or not, it says they pass it to Forrest to run for a TD. Since Bobby is an MLB, he can clearly see Forrest from a couple yards behind the line of scrimmage, and while Forrest is trying to get to the line, Bobby can set up and wait for him.

And Chomper, Bobby is dumb, but Forrest is retarded dumb.

I never said that Forrest had the ball in hand already, and an enraged Boucher would take the quickest route to Gump, which would be through the line of scrimmage. He'd be tangled up in there, and by the time he was on the run after Forrest, Bobby'd left in the dust.

Originally posted by KingD19
i was thinking that bobby was more retarded than forrest.

forrest kept on running after he made the touchdown and the score was still valid thats the important thing.

waterboy handed the ball to the other team. thats a bigger no no

Yet they both were pwned by a pair of bewbz.