The Bear Jew versus Escape from New York...

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Rogue Jedi
The Bear Jew is thrown into the ring with the guy Snake Plissken fights here:

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Same scenario. First they fight with baseball bats, then with baseball bats with nails on the business end and trash can lid shields.

Can the Bear Jew take down the......Big bearded guy?

Utrigita
I don't think we have seen enough from the Bear Jew to gauge what exactly he was capable of in direct combat, all we saw, as far as I recall, was the Bear Jew beating a Nazi that was already on his knees, to death.

Rogue Jedi
He seemed pretty proficient with that bat.

Blinky
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He seemed pretty proficient with that bat.

The guy he killed was defenseless...

The Bear Jew goes down hard, Pliskin easily beats his head into jam.

BruceSkywalker
Snake stomps

Rogue Jedi
Um....It's not Snake he's fighting, it's the big bearded guy.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Um....It's not Snake he's fighting, it's the big bearded guy.


bear jew still loses

Rogue Jedi
Dunno about that, dude was sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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jinXed by JaNx
Bear Jew for the win. Not only does the Jew know about desperation. He split that dudes skull in two with one swing. THAT is power. He has been fighting and playing baseball for years.

The big Bearded thug is slow stupid and pretty fat. Bear Jew would be makin pork for dinner after that fight ;-) Imo

Rogue Jedi
It doesn't take alot of power to cave someones head in with a baseball bat, one just needs to know how to swing properly. Or brute strength.

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It doesn't take alot of power to cave someones head in with a baseball bat, one just needs to know how to swing properly. Or brute strength.

Have you ever tried it? I wouldn't think it would be to hard either, but really..., that big dumbass that Pliskin was fighting never seemed the least bit threatening to me. Yeah, it may be because the fight was designed with the worlds worst choreography but that probably has no bearing here.

Rogue Jedi
I'm thinking that that guy could crush us with his fart dust.

WickedDynamite
There is a problem with this fight.

Bear Jew only kills Nazis. I doubt he would harm Snake....unless someone draws a swaztika on his forehead.

Rogue Jedi
Dude PLEASE read the OP.

WickedDynamite
Still, the Bear Jew's draws his anger and energy from looking at a Nazi. He prolly wouldn't even hit a fellow american.

This fight is therefore....A PARADOX! omg

jinXed by JaNx
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm thinking that that guy could crush us with his fart dust.

laughing rolling on floor laughing

How much fiber does one have to eat in order to be able to produce fart dust?

Rogue Jedi
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think three to four bowls of raisin bran.

Blinky
Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Still, the Bear Jew's draws his anger and energy from looking at a Nazi. He prolly wouldn't even hit a fellow american.

This fight is therefore....A PARADOX! omg

I gotta ask WD, who is the chick in your avy?

WickedDynamite
Originally posted by Blinky
I gotta ask WD, who is the chick in your avy?

Her name is Flower Tucci and she's my future wife!

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